Edd
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tbh i think he was just doing that old playground trick of trying to use your jacket to fly
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Brett
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quote: Originally posted by --Dave--
if i was ever going to take my own life I;d just eat a load of paretamol. Fcuk jumping off a bridge or trying to hang yourself, far too scary.
Wouldn't that actually make you have a horrible painful death? I don't think it's like in the movies where they drift off to sleep
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Claire
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quote: Originally posted by Marc
I've just been informed hes not dead 
Broke his feet though
Wtf is good about that?
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Brett
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quote: Originally posted by matt10i
quote: Originally posted by loafofbrett
Why does he have 4 toes

now we know why he (attempted to) commit suicide
it was a 'lost' joke
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Jambo
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Good photo
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M16KE B
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quote: Originally posted by loafofbrett
quote: Originally posted by --Dave--
if i was ever going to take my own life I;d just eat a load of paretamol. Fcuk jumping off a bridge or trying to hang yourself, far too scary.
Wouldn't that actually make you have a horrible painful death? I don't think it's like in the movies where they drift off to sleep
Girl in my year at school did this when we were in 4th year, what a waste, apparently your stomach gets really sore and then you kinda just pass out - dunno really.
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Jake
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quote: Originally posted by loafofbrett
quote: Originally posted by --Dave--
if i was ever going to take my own life I;d just eat a load of paretamol. Fcuk jumping off a bridge or trying to hang yourself, far too scary.
Wouldn't that actually make you have a horrible painful death? I don't think it's like in the movies where they drift off to sleep
yeh more often than not you throw up and spend weeks suffering from kidney and liver failure.
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--Dave--
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better than plummeting to your death and feeling your legs break a split second before your smashes into the concrete 
gimme pills any day of the week.
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--Dave--
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either that, or i'd cut my wrists
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--Dave--
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this is fcuking morbid
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Ally
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To commit suicide via pills you need to take 100+ really take 20 sleeping then 80+ strong tablets, not just paracetamol.
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Jake
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why is this getting discussed
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Claire
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Taking too many will just make you sick.
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Ally
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and cutting isnt nice, if you want to die quickly you should cut you inner thigh as there is a major vein there and you would die quicker
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Brett
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Like it or not the quickest way to die would be jumping from a great height head first.
Even shooting yourself in the head you're not guaranteed to die, that'd be a cunt 
On the topic of suicide. My g/f's mate jumped out of a 2nd story window to top herself and she actually survived paralysed from the neck down
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--Dave--
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quote: Originally posted by Ally
To commit suicide via pills you need to take 100+ really take 20 sleeping then 80+ strong tablets, not just paracetamol.
i'll take your word for it
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Edd
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here's a tip if you want to be selfish enough to kill yourself go to the highest bridge you know over water throw yourself over if you dont die on impact your sorry ass will drown
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Jambo
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@ brett
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--Dave--
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quote: Originally posted by loafofbrett
Like it or not the quickest way to die would be jumping from a great height head first.
Even shooting yourself in the head you're not guaranteed to die, that'd be a cunt 
On the topic of suicide. My g/f's mate jumped out of a 2nd story window to top herself and she actually survived paralysed from the neck down
if you point the gun upwards through your mouth you're pretty much guaranteed to die shooting yourself in the head from the side means there's a possiblity of you missing the cerebral cortex
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Ally
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quote: Originally posted by Edd
here's a tip if you want to be selfish enough to kill yourself go to the highest bridge you know over water throw yourself over if you dont die on impact your sorry ass will drown
Yeh or make it interesting, try over dosing on gummi bears or somthing  
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Brett
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...subsequently she refused treatment in hospital and died anyway
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Edd
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when i was about 9 a guy flung himself off of some flats round the road from me he was called eddie murphy
this made me laugh
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Ally
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quote: Originally posted by --Dave--
if you point the gun upwards through your mouth you're pretty much guaranteed to die shooting yourself in the head from the side means there's a possiblity of you missing the cerebral cortex
Not 100%, people have survived by aiming too much towards the front and ending up losing half their face
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K2 GTi
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hrmm, id say the quickest way to die is to shoot yourself.... or walk infront of a train?
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Edd
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i think a failed suicide attempt is gods way of having an even bigger laugh at your pathetic little life
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