SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
Location: pain
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Where do I start?
I honestly don't know where to start.
3 is a woefully inadequate quantity and is not nearly enough by a long fucking chalk.
Sufficed to say, anyone who is paid more than 20 thousand pounds a year for talking, singing, 'acting', doing sport, or generally mucking about in any capacity on the television, radio, published media or cinema, that does not meet with my criteria for a talented and interesting/amusing/entertaining person, should be gaffer taped, naked to a polaris missile, and fired at the sun.
Seriously, just about anyone you can think of from the past 10+ years that has had anything to do with TV, Radio or pop music would be ripe for being incinerated in the seething heat of my rath, generated by my undiluted hatred for them and their kind.
I believe the millenium dome would be a suitably capacious venue for containing and disposing of these examples of human detritis.
Indeed, merely a locked room would not be enough.
And the poo also, would need to be shipped in, in vast quantities, and would have to be smeared over a large number of strategically placed nail bombs, which would be detonated accordingly, along with a number of incendiary devices.
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