Mark Petty
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Just hand the stuff back, then when she shuts the door do a big shite and post it through the letter box then run off laughing  
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big_D
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the earth is round?
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Sam
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Oh right, is that a northern saying?
Anyway, nah I'm just going to meet her alone, only going to give her the bin bag of her crap, don't want to stay and make conversation with her.
I just don't get why she wants to be 'friends' with me though. She is probably the only ex I have kept in contact with (and I use that word loosely).
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Mark Petty
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punch her in the tit then she won't be your friend
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Sam
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If I did that she would grab my willy and squeeze it... 
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recarouk
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give her the stuff and as you walk off turn round and say "oh and tell your mum i need my underpants back there my lucky pair"
then stroll off whistling the great escape
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CorsAsh
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Put all your issues in there with her clothes, no matter how much Daz (the soap you can believe in) you add, she'll never get the stains out and will be miserable forever. 
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Kathryn W
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Poor loads of things into the bin bag.. wee on all her clothes, red wine so it stains, a bit of mud, and then some beetroot, and vinegar and then knock on her door and empty the bag on her doorstep and then say ''there you go'' and leave with a smile
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SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
When meeting her, should I:
- repeatedly hit her with the bin bag, after taking a dump in it
Yes  
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by Sam
How about if I take a dump in the bag, put some bricks inside, and then beat her up with it?
Or is that a tad violent?
PMFSROFLMCAO
<actually teary eyed now>
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SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
quote:
Originally posted by Demo
bum her
Dammit i was going to write this EXACT reply
Bum her
Bum her while beating her in the head with the brick and shit filled bag.
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by All Torque
Do a shite in the bag and then beat her up with it while bumming her and kicking her in the ovaries
OXYGEN - OXYGEN! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE PLEASE BING ME SOME GODDAM OXYGEN.
Haven't laughed this hard in days.
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by Holly Olly
Be polite and give her stuff back to her. If you remain happy and chirpy when seeing her it will p**s her off as it proves you are bigger than her and have moved on
Then, once you have her confused, and on the back-foot so to speak, nail the bitch in the back of the head with a pick-axe as she turns to walk away.
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Sam
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Well not long back from meeting her and giving her the bin bag.
She tried being chatty and "close" a couple of times, what a loser.
Also, she was texting someone (probably the tosser) and I looked at her texting, that same moment she dropped her phone outside on to the concrete floor, muhahahaha! Take that motherfucker!
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scriv
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quote:
Originally posted by recarouk
give her the stuff and as you walk off turn round and say "oh and tell your mum i need my underpants back there my lucky pair"
then stroll off whistling the great escape
that is class so funny dude
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recarouk
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Ryk
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
I don't really care about her any more anyway, a few weeks ago on MSN she told me she was scared she might be pregnant (from matey) I just laughed at her and called her a mong, she didn't like that much!
She keeps going on about wanting to be friends with me still... Dunno why though, does she want my blessing or something?
You clearly do still have feelings for her mate or you wouldn't be asking everyone what to do. Sounds like she still has feelings for you if she still wants to be mates, You don't just stop loving/caring about someone after a relationship. Her having a new guy doesn't mean for a second that she doesn't like you anymore, there are endless possibilities. Trying to make you jealous, trying to move on and forget, thats just two!
In this kind of situation its best to be firm and make a decision thats final. For good that you can't go back on. The end of it all! Talk to her, be serious, either tell her you want your relationship back (for life and sort things out), or tell her you don't want her in your life and that you don't want her contacting you at all because it'll be easier for you. But if you decide on the latter you cannot ever contact her, answer her calls, say hi at a cruise, etc. It would have to be it. If you don't A-She's winning and B-She'll then assume hope because you've gone aggainst what you 'd told her.
Hope thats help, Good luck with what you decide fella!
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Sam
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There's no way I would want to get back into a relationship with her, too much has happened. I have tried countless times to tell her to leave me alone etc. but she still contacts me.
I'm just hoping things get serious with this bloke she's with and then she will forget about me for good.
There's no way I could be friends or anything more with her, no chance. I don't love her or anything like that, I suppose if I put my cards on the table I do think about her sometimes, I'm just shocked how easily she has gotten over me and moved on etc. with all that we had together.
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drax
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Had a girl lke that once, you have to be harsh.
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Ian
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
There's no way I could be friends or anything more with her, ... I'm just shocked how easily she has gotten over me and moved on etc. with all that we had together.
You're also clearly worried what she thinks, hence trying to get some acceptance on your methods in this post.
Just do what works for you so far as giving the stuff back.
If the decision is made then it doesn't need this much thought after the event.
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Icy
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spitroast her with a garden gnome
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Sam
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Icy!
Well I gave her the stuff back the other day, and I've not heard from her since.
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Ryk
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
There's no way I would want to get back into a relationship with her, too much has happened. I have tried countless times to tell her to leave me alone etc. but she still contacts me.
I'm just hoping things get serious with this bloke she's with and then she will forget about me for good.
There's no way I could be friends or anything more with her, no chance. I don't love her or anything like that, I suppose if I put my cards on the table I do think about her sometimes, I'm just shocked how easily she has gotten over me and moved on etc. with all that we had together.
She won't be over you Sam.....
It'll be her way of trying to cope with everything thats been going on. Think of it as a Rebound mate, she mite be insecure, (obviously I dont know her) in which case she'll want to feel safe and loved. Remember women are hard to understand, they do a lot of things they shouldn't due to how they feel subconciously. It'll be hard yes but forget about her, don't talk about her or post any threads.
Enjoy your life now, it's to short not to be moving on. Another of my mates died on the 7th of this month, again in a car but what we think happened was, Jason, (22) dozed off driving over the moors nears Harrogate. No skid marks or any sign of speeding etc, he's just gone straight at a slight bend.
My point being that life is so precious and can dissappear at the blink of an eye, and usually the people you least expect!
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take but by the moments that take your breath away.
Is it not better to take a chance on life than to live in they grey twighlight and know not victory or defeat.
Now go forth Sam and make a beautiful ladies dreams come true, make her breathless!
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ECCLESri
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i 100% agree with ryk here, when i finally decided to leave my bird for good i made sure it was for good this time and told her that i never want to talk to her again and she kept ringing and i jst ignored her, its been around 7 months now since we split and because of how 'harsh' i was with my decision it has helped me move on sooo much quicker. and i know u say that uv tried this way sam but u really have got to show her that u dont want anything to do with her ever again
oh and sorry to hear about jason ryk. i also had a mate die at the wheel a month or so ago andi cudnt believe how quickly and unexpectingly u can loose sum1 
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Antz
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To fook with all your essays..... ring her up and tell her you want to meet her, after seeing her the other day there are one or 2 questions you need to ask her......
Get here there, whip your cock out and stick it in her gob... when she gets a taste for it and starts to suck it just fooking elbow drop her in the top of the head and walk away.
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