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Alan Attack - Like the cook report, but more slapstick,
Arm Wrestling with Chaz and Dave
Knowing M.E. Knowing you?
Inner city sumo?
A partridge amongst the pigeons?
er.... cooking in prison...
Monkey Tennis?
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£34 quid for series one and two

money well spent
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"thats a snazzy hairdo lynne, is that your mother's inheritance coming through?"
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Originally posted by Alex
"Smell my cheese you mother!"



To think this all arose from me planting a Partridge seed in Robin's brain by quoting that in the 'Guess the car game' thread.
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yes indeedy hahaha
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'' I've changed it to read Cook, Pass, Babtridge.''

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haha brilliant thread, Alan Partridge is the best comedy series ever.

'Do you remember when you cained me for having a chalk penis on my back becasue you thought i did it?

'You've got to ask yourself two questions, How? and Why?
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Most significant usage of ''SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER!!!'' to my knowledge is as follows...

Mate called Darren was in a club in Plymouth, another friend steamed up to him with drinks and uttered the immortal phrase.

On hearing this, a nearby very sexy bird came over and enquired as to whether she had heard the comment correctly, on confirmation of the fact, she imformed those present that her and her sexy mate both loved Partridge.

The resultant conversation concluded in both Darren and Johhny 'getting some'

FUCKERS!!!
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haha brilliant thread, Alan Partridge is the best comedy series ever.

'Do you remember when you cained me for having a chalk penis on my back becasue you thought i did it?

'You've got to ask yourself two questions, How? and Why?





Can't beat a bit of Partridge retribution.
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Has anyone ever tried the ladyboys drink? Me and my friend did it once. It was splendid and tremendous.
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what was in it? i must have missed that episode
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haha when hes singing Enya in the petrol station and he pops up from the counter.
'Its ok i'm not xenia'

'Mr Raphael, we used to have a teacher called mr raphael. We used to call him sweaty raphael. Ive just realised its you, how the devil are you'

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I think there was a Guiness, a Whiskey, and a Baileys.

Not in the same glass though. ''Phew.''

And, yes, I have.
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Robin, Its when hes at the bar meeting the filming guys and hes bought a round for him and Lynn and they turn up asking why hes drinking girls drinks.

Its a pint, followed by a baileys and then a Gin and Tonic then when hes had a sip of them all he goes 'ahhhh Ladyboys'
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not seen that one

*nips into tescos to buy both series'*
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when he slys that bigger plate in! Legend.
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haha when hes singing Enya in the petrol station and he pops up from the counter.
'Its ok i'm not xenia'

'Mr Raphael, we used to have a teacher called mr raphael. We used to call him sweaty raphael. Ive just realised its you, how the devil are you'



we used to have another teacher too called cacky raphael. that's you aswell! shoot me in the head with a massive gun!
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haha yes Carl.

'Ive got a scam with a 12" plate'

Also when hes talking to the builders.

'Watch the footie on the weekend lads?'
'Which match'
'yeeah'
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Originally posted by joe6886


Also when hes talking to the builders.

'Watch the footie on the weekend lads?'
'Which match'
'yeeah'


he's the bollox.
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He sure is, theres too many lines. On a good night me and my mate just reel them off all night, we could go on for hours.
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'Lynn, i need to talk to you about Sonya, she's made these mugs with my face on one side... and a cat on the other! She's talking about selling these at the covered market!'



absolutely love it
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I think one of the all time moments of Alan P is when he re-enacts the Bond film. When I first saw that I was crying with laugher.
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Yeah

'Another naked lady on a gun... oooh bit of bush'
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decided that i'm gonna go to HMV instead, and buy the complete AP box set

KMKYWAP series 1
KMKYule christmas episode
IAP series one
IAP series two
and loooooads of extras
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"And he flipped it over, it landed on it's wheels and it started first time"

"what a bizarre ending" "oh lyn" "Michael was just telling me about one of his friends who made love to a land rover"

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