Planty02
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Registered: 5th Mar 05
Location: Burslem, Stoke-on-Trent
User status: Offline
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A fat woman overhears you as you snicker and make fun of her with your friends. Intending only to embarrass you, she walks over and puts you into a headlock. She unwittingly breaks your neck, however, killing you instantly.
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.
The sad thing is that could be anytime soon as i'm a wanted man at the Mo
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
User status: Offline
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As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up.
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vibrio
Banned
Registered: 28th Feb 01
Location: POAH
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
As the target of a disgruntaled photgrapher, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up.
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
User status: Offline
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
As the target of a disgruntaled photgrapher, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up.
I want to pose with your wife. Naked totally naked 
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
As the target of a disgruntaled photgrapher, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up.
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Slammed_Corsa
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Registered: 30th Oct 05
Location: Greenock, Inverclyde
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Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.
Dont like the sound of that
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mattwhite
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Registered: 22nd Jun 03
Location: Northamptonshire
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After suffering with a severe headache for days, the aneurysm in your brain bursts, killing you instantly.
was funny reading everyone's until i read mine
[Edited on 19-04-2006 by mattwhite]
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CCA
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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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During a severe storm, a tree falls onto my house, crushing and killing me
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Greg_M
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Registered: 2nd Sep 03
Location: Grantham, Lincolnshire
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While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.
thats how i always wanted to die
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
User status: Offline
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Brett i got same as you
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RobHayes
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Registered: 6th Sep 03
Location: Lincolnshire
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While you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed.
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recarouk
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Registered: 30th Sep 05
Location: West Yorkshire
User status: Offline
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You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later.
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dna23
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Registered: 1st Nov 04
Location: Northamptonshire
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i quite like this:
While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your girlfriend and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
practically every active CorsaSport member beats you to death with a shovel.
yes
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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i got "While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body."
the same as gian
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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quote:
Originally posted by dna23
i quite like this:
While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your girlfriend and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.
thats actually quite arousing 
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RichR
Premium Member
Registered: 17th Oct 01
Location: Waterhouses, Staffordshire
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You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later.
I threw a wet sponge at a squirrel the other day cause it was ripping the bark off the new trees we've just planted - now it's going to come back and haunt me
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jims16vsri
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Registered: 1st Sep 03
Location: lincoln
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Upset over the recent breakup with your girlfriend, you shoot her to death and then proceed to kill yourself.
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VegasPhil
Premium Member
Registered: 16th Jan 05
Location: Fareham, Hants Drives: Octavia VRS
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A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you.
 Rad! I feel Emo...
Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
User status: Offline
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what a fantastic website though  good find
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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q&a is quite funny
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Gav S
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Registered: 16th Apr 02
Location: Coventry, West Midlands
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A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you.
i've had stomach ache the last couple of days 
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
User status: Offline
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funny thing is, we are all going to fucking die anyway. some slower and more painful than others. i hope my death is drawn out and painful, would seem a terrible waste of such an important part of life if it was boring
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--DAN--
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Bottesford. Drives;3 Series
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While on a pleasant nature walk, you are abducted and ceremoniously sacrificed by a satanic cult.
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