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Ojc
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28th Mar 06 at 10:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

The episode where the ice cream van comes to the pub and they all get a lolly for free is funny
Siberia
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28th Mar 06 at 10:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my job was like a scene from the office last week... they told us mid week that they are laying off 65 of us... then they had this other 'bigwig' manager tell us that almost all of the managment team were being moved up the ladder to better jobs with more pay...
Ben J
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28th Mar 06 at 10:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"Wanking Claw"

PMSL every time!
Carl
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28th Mar 06 at 10:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

its class. I like the comic relief one. Where gareth's mates come and Brent says something about him being goggle eyed and it kicks off.
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28th Mar 06 at 10:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I dont mind u using my saysing.....
matt10i
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28th Mar 06 at 11:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

the whole goblin/elf thing made me crack up

too many funny things to bring up....

david: "he does the best ali g impression"
bloke who i cant remember the name of: "err i dont"
d: "oh sorry it was the other one"
b: "other wat?"
d: "umm"
b: "paki?"
d: "aww, thats racist"

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28th Mar 06 at 11:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

and u cannot beat the dance
Carl
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28th Mar 06 at 11:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by matt10i
the whole goblin/elf thing made me crack up

too many funny things to bring up....

david: "he does the best ali g impression"
bloke who i cant remember the name of: "err i dont"
d: "oh sorry it was the other one"
b: "other wat?"
d: "umm"
b: "paki?"
d: "aww, thats racist"




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28th Mar 06 at 11:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

when they have a fire drill and cant be arsed to carry the disabled woman down the stairs so leave her on the landing
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matt10i
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hahahaah @ both luigi and bt
Joe
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28th Mar 06 at 11:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

One of my personal faves is when they are having the staff bonding thing and David gets his guitar out. When gareth is singing along with him, always has me in stitches that bit.
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quote:
Originally posted by joe6886
One of my personal faves is when they are having the staff bonding thing and David gets his guitar out. When gareth is singing along with him, always has me in stitches that bit.



gianluigi
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28th Mar 06 at 11:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Also when they're having a training session with an external trainer and David keeps butting in as if he's the expert
Carl
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When he goes to do that talk! where he has the baseball cap on backwards and the exit music on the stereo.
Joe
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haha yeah when they are doing the role play.

david - ' i have a problem upstairs'
trainer guy - 'not interested'
david - 'you will be when i tell you'
trainer - 'nope still not interested'
david - 'I THINK THERES BEEN A RAPE UPSTAIRS!!'
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28th Mar 06 at 11:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

or on the role play one again

david' 'what room are you in'
trainer - 'errrm 341'
david - 'there is no room 341 in this hotel, sometimes the complaints may be false'

Cue smug grin on David's face
gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by joe6886
or on the role play one again

david' 'what room are you in'
trainer - 'errrm 341'
david - 'there is no room 341 in this hotel, sometimes the complaints may be false'

Cue smug grin on David's face


FPSML quality
Ben J
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28th Mar 06 at 11:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What about when they are in Chasers(?) and Gareth pulls that biker women with the husband, but says he won't have a threesome...... and then just before the end credits you see him going past in the sidecar of the motorbike!
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quote:
Originally posted by bjackso2x
What about when they are in Chasers(?) and Gareth pulls that biker women with the husband, but says he won't have a threesome...... and then just before the end credits you see him going past in the sidecar of the motorbike!


i was just about to mention !!!
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quote:
Originally posted by joe6886
or on the role play one again

david' 'what room are you in'
trainer - 'errrm 341'
david - 'there is no room 341 in this hotel, sometimes the complaints may be false'

Cue smug grin on David's face


Pablo
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28th Mar 06 at 12:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Carl
When he goes to do that talk! where he has the baseball cap on backwards and the exit music on the stereo.
who turned that off?
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28th Mar 06 at 12:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

xmas special with the blind date. immense
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28th Mar 06 at 12:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by matt10i
xmas special with the blind date. immense


It was a good ending with Tim and Dawn tho
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"I had mental images of you...naked...on all fours, litterally being done 'doggy style'"

"David!!"




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