Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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Originally posted by Rob B
Just park across two bays  what i normally do 
Also park far away from the door, cos all of the cunts that open their door into yours are lazy twats.
I had it hapen to me once, had a go at the woman and she wouldnt even apologise 
Cunt 
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mwg
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Registered: 19th Feb 04
Location: South Lakes
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Car vandalising bastards
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Haimsey
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Registered: 8th May 05
Location: Nottingham Drives: Corsa B
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob B
Just park across two bays what i normally do
i do exactly this  people complain about it sometimes, but i just ignore them
Marcy Marc 
White Sport Progress Thread
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MikeE
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Registered: 7th Mar 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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if i caught someone do this to me id kick there door in with my steel toe caps on an smack them. some people have no respect for others property!
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Butler
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Registered: 2nd Jun 05
Location: London
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Originally posted by VegasPhil
I work in a Supermarket Part Time. Got a collection of dents that wern't there a year ago 
I avoid them by parking right at the back of the car park
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James_DT
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Registered: 9th Apr 04
Location: Cambridgeshire
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I park over 2 spaces if there's enough room in the car park, otherwise I just hope there's no dickheads around.
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Dan B
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Registered: 25th Feb 01
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Had some old woman open her passenger-side car-door onto mine, only gently but it definitely touched my door, in Asda carpark the other day......when I told her to be careful not to damage other people's cars in future, she looked as if it didn't matter, and asked "Why?"
I'm guessing the look that accompanied my reply of "Maybe because they're not yours to damage" said, in unspoken words, that "I'm going to chop you up into little pieces and bury you under this carpark unless I like your next reply" scared her enough to get the desired effect......she apologised, and offered to pay for any damage. I checked, and said there is none, but requested politely she be more careful in future......I think the message got across sufficiently!
She was almost in tears as she was walking away! 
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eightball
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Registered: 14th Oct 03
Location: Glasgow
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Originally posted by loafofbrett
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Originally posted by Pablo
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Originally posted by loafofbrett
This is why I always park in disabled spots/mother & baby spots
I did that and got fined , fcuking biatches
yeah, I came back to my car in asda once in a disabled spot and found a parking ticket on it, so i just threw it on the floor. Never ever heard anything of it since and that was 6 months ago 
in the meantime, some poor bugger with ill health/poor mobility has to park at the other end of the car park cos some arse is in a disabled spot. not really caring about mother & child spots, but no excuse for abusing disabled spots - not even a dented car.
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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You CAN part accross two bays legally if you buy two pay and display tickets and put 'em next to each other. totally legal!
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
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Originally posted by Matty G
If I came out and saw the person that had parked next to me open their door into my car I'd slam their head off the pavement
end of rant
Not a rant in the slightest Matt, it's good to vent mate.
Better than getting an ulcer.
In the event of this type of occurrance taking place again in your presence and particularly if it involves your car Matty, I for one, would like to encourage you to perform a ''BITE THE KERB!!!'' type manoeuvre on the offending party a la Amercan History X.
In January, I returned to my three month old, previously pristine and much beloved car that still had 57 payments outsatnding, and that will eventually have cost me 28 grand when paid for, to find that some hellspawn summbitch had left a deep pin dent in the front near-side wing.
In the words of Mr. J. Travolta, ''it would have been worth it happenin, just ta catch the guy doin' it''
Had I done so, I would have enjoyed an enthusiastic hour or so of battering his head to a pulp in my door jam, Vinnie Jones style, while my friend would have simultaneously performed a Cossack dance on his testicles whilst wearing feshly sharpened golfing shoes. 
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VegasPhil
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Registered: 16th Jan 05
Location: Fareham, Hants Drives: Octavia VRS
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''BITE THE KERB!!!'' type manoeuvre on the offending party a la Amercan History X.
Fucking excellent scene
Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
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Originally posted by andysri
yesterday i was in my works pool car, and i parked up and a woen opened her door next to me and banged the car, she looked at me then walked off to get her ticket, then opened her door again and banged my door again, then walked off
Andy, you should have gouged her eyes out and pissed and shat in her head.
But not before showing her car to her with every panel kicked in, every tyre flattened, every light and window put through...
... and on fire.
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
quote:
Originally posted by Rob B
Just park across two bays what i normally do
Also park far away from the door, cos all of the cunts that open their door into yours are lazy twats.
I had it hapen to me once, had a go at the woman and she wouldnt even apologise
Cunt
That's when it's time to invite Mr. Stabby to the party Jambo. 
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rustyarchs
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Registered: 29th Aug 04
Location: scotland
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im a pussy when it comes to parking the 944,, terified some cunt will smack the arches
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: London
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Just kick them in the cunt.
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
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quote:
Originally posted by Dan B
I'm guessing the look that accompanied my reply of "Maybe because they're not yours to damage" said, in unspoken words, that "I'm going to chop you up into little pieces and bury you under this carpark unless I like your next reply"
Actually cried with laughter while reading this one Dan.
Thank you.
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
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Originally posted by VegasPhil
''BITE THE KERB!!!'' type manoeuvre on the offending party a la Amercan History X.
Fucking excellent scene
No one f*cks with a man in his pants and DMs with a skin head, a revolver and a Swastka tatoo.
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by rustyarchs
im a pussy when it comes to parking the 944,, terified some cunt will smack the arches
I love your avatar.
Is it a picture of your car in your garage with a nice German lady gaurding it?
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rustyarchs
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Registered: 29th Aug 04
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Originally posted by SVM 286
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Originally posted by rustyarchs
im a pussy when it comes to parking the 944,, terified some cunt will smack the arches
I love your avatar.
Is it a picture of your car in your garage with a nice German lady gaurding it?
cheers
if she was in my garage then shed have sphunk all over her
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SVM 286
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You could have a life sized naked lady crusty sphunk silhouette on your bonnet then Mr. Arches.
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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i remember parking up in england, and when i had come back a to55er had parked so close i couldnt even open my door to fit my arm in, so i got in passenger door, remembered trusty old thick rub strips on the corsa and slammed the fuck out of his car repeatedly then drove off. needless to say there was a massive dent. twat
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Rileysport
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Registered: 18th Jun 04
Location: West Yorkshire
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On the flipside i once gently touched the car next to me with my door... left no mark or anything so i just drove off. I was home for about an hour before 2 coppers showed up questioning me about the incident, wtf some silly old bint had reported it
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Ry_B
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Registered: 1st Dec 05
Location: Solihull, W Mids Drives: 45BHP beast!
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quote:
Originally posted by Matty G If I came out and saw the person that had parked next to me open their door into my car I'd slam their head off the pavement
But its true though, they just dont care
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Ry_B
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Registered: 1st Dec 05
Location: Solihull, W Mids Drives: 45BHP beast!
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Originally posted by Matty G
and why is it when you park in a car park that has only a handful of cars parked in it when you come back you can guarantee some tit has parked next to you even though the rest of the car park is near enough empty
Safety in numbers 
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Ry_B
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Registered: 1st Dec 05
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Originally posted by andysri
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Originally posted by Matty G
I dont really give a flying fuck though cos its an F reg 1.3 Escort
thats sh*t mate. we get 06 civics, really nice cars, looks like a bloody space ship inside tho
The back end of the new civics look like space ships aswell
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