Jason Iles
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Saturday 
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mwg
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
i tihnk i have forgotten what its like 
I go out and pull some random lass if I were you.
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Cybermonkey
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not sure, but im getting a twinge in my underknackers 
this also
http://www.hydro.com/library/images/press_room/news/2005_02/v6blocks_mercedes_diesel2_hires.jpg
[Made into a link instead of messing the page width up!]
[Edited on 01-03-2006 by Ian]
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Cybermonkey
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quote:
Originally posted by Matty G
quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
i tihnk i have forgotten what its like
I go out and pull some random lass if I were you.
i would, but i always seem to end up going home alone 
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JadeM
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Go get a hooker before you forget how it functions 
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Cybermonkey
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thanks for that Kolon. would rather it semi-functioned than dropped off
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Jason Iles
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Tom
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Dave did u not fuck either of the head fucks
U need to sort it out, or u won't remember how to do it soon go and pay for it I would if it'd been that long
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Cybermonkey
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no Tom, there was only 1 head fuck, and shes now a fucking bitch IMHO, and the oother one got back with her ex. so yeah all alone
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JadeM
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Get baw deep
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Tom
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Yes, this is now irrelivant though dave.
U need to get laid as next time u meet the right girl you'll be too scared to even try as i'm sure it'll be eating you up by then, go and pull any loose slag. Can I ask why it never progressed to laying pipe with last girl you were seeing her for a fair while wern't you (like more than 2 weeks! )
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Cybermonkey
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yeah, started off really really well, both decided to take things slow, we were getting on really well, really friendly when we went out, we kissed and stuff, then she tells me she just wants to be friends, and now im nothing, just a random message every other day. this is after i have spent all my money taking her out to nice places, having fun in the city at night, lovely meals around the harbour. and now im a reject for no reason whatsoever. so i dont communicate with her anymore.
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a_j_mair
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forget this start of slow, go out and get sum shclags, then the real women will start flowing once your confidence is up
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
yeah, started off really really well, both decided to take things slow, we were getting on really well, really friendly when we went out, we kissed and stuff, then she tells me she just wants to be friends, and now im nothing, just a random message every other day. this is after i have spent all my money taking her out to nice places, having fun in the city at night, lovely meals around the harbour. and now im a reject for no reason whatsoever. so i dont communicate with her anymore.
Fair play you thought she was a keeper she took you for a ride.
I am now the same with the bird I was seeing for about a month I took her out once though, went round a few times fucked her silly then phoned her up pissed one night and started acting too bothered damn it, I always get loved up when i'm pissed even if i'm not actually loved up
Blessing in disguise for me, she was 30 and i'd nearly gone past the month 'use by date' i'd set myself
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Cybermonkey
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dont worry, i have confidence by the bucket loads, just getting frustrating now i keep getting knocked back. and im not the kind of bloke that jumps into bed with any hoe, i have to know who they are first
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by a_j_mair
forget this start of slow, go out and get sum shclags, then the real women will start flowing once your confidence is up
Very wise words, just make sure u recognise when u meet the rtight one
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
dont worry, i have confidence by the bucket loads, just getting frustrating now i keep getting knocked back. and im not the kind of bloke that jumps into bed with any hoe, i have to know who they are first
Then you haven't really got the right to man about not getting any clive
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Fee
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29th January
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Cybermonkey
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by Cybermonkey
yeah, started off really really well, both decided to take things slow, we were getting on really well, really friendly when we went out, we kissed and stuff, then she tells me she just wants to be friends, and now im nothing, just a random message every other day. this is after i have spent all my money taking her out to nice places, having fun in the city at night, lovely meals around the harbour. and now im a reject for no reason whatsoever. so i dont communicate with her anymore.
Fair play you thought she was a keeper she took you for a ride.
I am now the same with the bird I was seeing for about a month I took her out once though, went round a few times fucked her silly then phoned her up pissed one night and started acting too bothered damn it, I always get loved up when i'm pissed even if i'm not actually loved up
Blessing in disguise for me, she was 30 and i'd nearly gone past the month 'use by date' i'd set myself
PMSL at use by date i like the way you have fucked her more than you have taken her out 
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Tom
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^^ awaits bucket load of offers
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Edd
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im having sex right now
nah seriously it was last night
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Cybermonkey
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
^^ awaits bucket load of offers
you want my number
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Tom
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I'd rather have fee's dave
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Cybermonkey
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but shes scottish
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
but shes scottish
Aye she'd get really pished and wouldn't mind doing it in the snow 
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