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justrials2
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kick ass
jr
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quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
Harsh...

on a similar note - I've never seen JR mad in real life. I've only seen him smiling.


AndyW
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invoice first

then call a couple of pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. and repeat, Hear me talkin' hillbilly boy?
SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by jr
got home tonight little sis told me my brothers car had sme stuff done to it while outside his school today

foudn out that one of his so called "mates" and a few others had managed to wipe shit from burgerking all over it and stuff shit all in his wheels which has scratched them, pushed the little bungs for washer and wiper hold out and just abused it basically, bascially as there all jelious of it as they ahve £25 shitters

he so proud of it after we got it looking last week

the not wise option is to go and kick the shit out of one of them, as he's a cock anyway

but i dont think that will help

other option is to go round there will a bill from work with the damage on an invoice

so so mad

[Edited on 02-02-2006 by jr]


Jimbo, go round there with the invoice taped to a cricket bat and then Romper Stomp the queer motherf*cker.
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take invoice to his parents.direct and he will feel more of a plonker having to pay his parents back
SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by corb
tossers.when i was at school, used to have to park in the road out the front. wankers used to put my wipers up, thought that was funny. One particular tosser pissed me off more than that once. I told him to wait in the 6th form common room and i'd be back. He laughed and told me to fuck off. Shoulda seen the rugby playing 6ft 2" hard cunt shit himself and run when i came charging through at him waving a hockey stick abuot

never bothered me again


Good work Corb - Jimbo, pay attention, forget the cricket bat.

It's Hockey time sunshine.
SVM 286
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jr doesnt get mad


He get's even - like Chuck Norris.
SVM 286
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I can poo on their bonnets if you like?


Get pooing Matt.
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quote:
Originally posted by AndyW
invoice first

then call a couple of pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. and repeat, Hear me talkin' hillbilly boy?


A marvelous idea Andrew - they could get medieval on his arse.
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invoice them , then go to a private telephone box and report therecars stollen, the local plod will then have a eye out for the car and he will get pulled over and basicly cause him some hassle
AndyW
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by AndyW
invoice first

then call a couple of pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. and repeat, Hear me talkin' hillbilly boy?


A marvelous idea Andrew - they could get medieval on his arse.


your on form tonight
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
quote:
Originally posted by AndyW
invoice first

then call a couple of pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. and repeat, Hear me talkin' hillbilly boy?


A marvelous idea Andrew - they could get medieval on his arse.


your on form tonight


jr
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cheers people
total damge comes to two scrathed g60 steels and a missing cap so far

cant actully see anymore in the dark so going to have a look tommrow

[Edited on 02-02-2006 by jr]
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Send steve W down to mind his car.
jr
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PMSL
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wankers

thats what happened to my paint, some cunt with a 1.2 corsa C was jealous of my turn of speed, and decided to try to open my car with his key... through the bodywork

like everyones said james, get new bits, add 20%, bill them, and then get the heavies in

did you sort out tyres for the wheels? i keep meaning to get a price on the special ones for you
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invoice 1st them if that doesn't work........ass kicking time
jr
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we put some 195/45's on there for now, prob end up changing them though

fucks me off so much when people do this, then people laugh when i wont leave j18 anywhere
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this is why i dont give two shits about my car anymore

obviously it would piss me off more if it was a nice car
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Invoice from work











Then a few mates to sort them out
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
invoice them , then go to a private telephone box and report therecars stollen, the local plod will then have a eye out for the car and he will get pulled over and basicly cause him some hassle


I'd do that
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Thats really sucks I hate people who have no respect for other peoples hard work

Personally I would send the invoice to their parents. Then go round later and urinate on the door handle of their car so everytime they go toopen it you can look smug

I even heard of people stuffing shit up inside and beind the door handle

[Edited on 02-02-2006 by Fad]
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full invoice to the parents, If they don't know each other though get the full amount off both sets of parents or however many sets there are That should cover the costs of the hassle caused.
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invoice the scabby little sh1ts then get your money, after that put expanding foam up there exhaust
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the key is to be sensible and not take the piss. Taking the piss may result in you not getting what you want.

Get the invoice done, dont bump it up, and pass it to the parents.

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