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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
(Essex) Dave dont you have a bird/wife/pregnant girlfriend anyway?


And a sofa worth a couple of thousand pound
--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by willay
(Essex) Dave dont you have a bird/wife/pregnant girlfriend anyway?


And a sofa worth a couple of thousand pound


pics coming soon.

I like the fact that I remind people of an expensive Italian leather sofa from ScS (Martin Kemp eat your heart out)
willay
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a GRAND.
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3 Grand

but this isn't the issue.

The issue here is Dave17 and how he told me he'll be getting more pics up of his bird and what they get up to when the sun sets
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fuck me, three grand.

yeah dave17 is a ledge, I've love to be knee deep in posay like that.
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quote:
Originally posted by dave17
WTF?

To be honest i dont really try, girl dont like a bloke to be full on. Wait till a blokes trying it with them, catch the girls eye and laugh at the bloke. Then take the piss outa him to her. Make em laugh, and their yours

or something like that


to be fair, that does actually work
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
3 Grand

but this isn't the issue.

The issue here is Dave17 and how he told me he'll be getting more pics up of his bird and what they get up to when the sun sets




if u have the membership, u have the pics
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quote:
Originally posted by Rus
quote:
Originally posted by dave17
WTF?

To be honest i dont really try, girl dont like a bloke to be full on. Wait till a blokes trying it with them, catch the girls eye and laugh at the bloke. Then take the piss outa him to her. Make em laugh, and their yours

or something like that


to be fair, that does actually work



Tom
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9th Jan 06 at 14:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I have no chat
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i don't need premium membership on a car forum to get my kicks off the internet mate
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my e-mail is djahaydon@hotmail.com....

Paul_J
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Does anyone else think Dave17's bird looks a bit like a female version of Dave17, Dave17 in drag? (no offence intended, she's fit)

She seems to have the same smile as dave... just weird - it almost looks like his sister?

Nobody else think that?

... no? ... just me then


Edit : I think maybe I started thinking this, because I relate people to their avatars and dave17's avatars for the last few weeks has been his bird

[Edited on 09-01-2006 by Paul_J]
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i'm not sure, all i know is she's fit. relative or not
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quote:
Originally posted by dave17
WTF?

To be honest i dont really try, girl dont like a bloke to be full on. Wait till a blokes trying it with them, catch the girls eye and laugh at the bloke. Then take the piss outa him to her. Make em laugh, and their yours

or something like that


Thats the way I used to do it.
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This was kinda the one I was thinking of - look like brother and sister.

She's still fucking hot though, and if she's not your sister then game on
CCA
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9th Jan 06 at 15:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Paul J i kind of agree with you
in one of the PL threads there is a photo and his girlfriend is in his avatar and they look kind of alike with the face shape etc
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to be fair I think that happens a lot, me and my ex used to look quite alike (not foxy )

Having decent chat goes a long way with girls I think, I have to be a bit steaming before I get confident enough to try though
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me too, I don't have the bottle to just go up to birds and start chatting. I imagine most of them would just stare at me like I have 3 heads or something.
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Yup, I find I drink till I have the confidence to go and chat... but by this time I'm a fucking drunken wreck

It's not so much the actual chatting that's hard, I can go over to any girl in any club sobre and start chatting. It's when you see the look on her face like 'who the f*ck are you? and why are you talking to me' - that's when I go "I need a fucking drink!"
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
Does Dave17 get all these birds? Not being funny or anything but you're not exactly a stud are you?

Is it a tried and tested method of combining alcohol and rohypnol Dave?

Please tell me your secret. That bird in ur avatar keeps on looking at me seductively





Dave is actually gay
Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J


This was kinda the one I was thinking of - look like brother and sister.

She's still fucking hot though, and if she's not your sister then game on


can see dave ending up with a really droopy face when he hits 60. bit like Harry redknapp. no offence Dave
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9th Jan 06 at 15:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i think Dave is very attractive
Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
Yup, I find I drink till I have the confidence to go and chat... but by this time I'm a fucking drunken wreck

It's not so much the actual chatting that's hard, I can go over to any girl in any club sobre and start chatting. It's when you see the look on her face like 'who the f*ck are you? and why are you talking to me' - that's when I go "I need a fucking drink!"


thats what i do. i would say it only works 20-25% of the time and this is usually only cos the bird is wrecked too. I had a phonecall from a fat bar maid from the club were 3 of my mates work. apparently im taking her out next saturday

i did not remember talking to her.....
Tom
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I used to have really good chat and be confident etc, now I get past that dutch courage bit and don't try until i'm totally wankered which is not really gonna get any birds interested must get myself out of this rut as my sex life is suffering
Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
i think Dave is very attractive


for now yes.

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