All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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"spit or swallow"
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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How yooouu doin!!! 
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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Wheres the fancy dress party?
That always goes down a storm.
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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the bestest chat up EVER.....
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Veronica Corningstone: ...and that can be very distracting. Okay, so when we get to the pet shop...
Brick Tamland: [while coughing] Cough. Look over here.
[spoken]
Brick Tamland: Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No! Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Let's go.
[runs off, there is a sound of crashing off screen]
Brick Tamland: It's all right! I'm all right!
[Edited on 05-01-2006 by SteveW]
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
the bestest chat up EVER.....
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Veronica Corningstone: ...and that can be very distracting. Okay, so when we get to the pet shop...
Brick Tamland: [while coughing] Cough. Look over here.
[spoken]
Brick Tamland: Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No! Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Let's go.
[runs off, there is a sound of crashing off screen]
Brick Tamland: It's all right! I'm all right!
[Edited on 05-01-2006 by SteveW]
Sky rockets at night............ afternoon delight!
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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love that movie soooo much
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micra_pete
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Registered: 23rd Apr 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
quote:
Originally posted by bwbw
Post up your best chat up lines... Realised on new year that mine suck.
I open my wallet at the bar, they see a picture of lewis I pretend he is my nephew works a treat. shame I'm married 
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
Location: pain
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
love that movie soooo much
What film is that Stevo?
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
Location: pain
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quote:
Originally posted by Demo
in the words of sam (dna23)
can you drive?
then back up onto this
...also...
'' You look amazing. You'd look even better with my testicles hanging out of your bum though.''
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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Hey there sugar..............no, not you. The other lump"
And Ians fave - "Excuse me gorgeous, which way to the opticians?"
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Bennn
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Registered: 20th May 01
Location: was newcastle now Sweden
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you "how do you like your eggs in the morning"
her "very funny.... unfertilised"
you "great, can I fuck you up the arse then"
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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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"Hey babe, I've just got a shipment of condoms. You take deliveries in the rear?"
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Bennn
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Registered: 20th May 01
Location: was newcastle now Sweden
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"whats got two thumbs, speaks french and likes blow jobs?"
(Hold up your thumbs) "moi"
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Bennn
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Registered: 20th May 01
Location: was newcastle now Sweden
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do you like diamonds? well suck me cock its a gem
do you like chicken? well suck me cock its foul
do you like flowers? well get your tulips around this
lets play circus, you sit on my face and i'll guess your weight
hold up a pool ball "whats this darlin"
"its a pool bal"
"since youre so good at identifying balls ive got two in my pants you might want to see"
etc etc etc (credit to Sid the Sexist, Newcastles number one ladies man)
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vibrio
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Registered: 28th Feb 01
Location: POAH
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
quote:
Originally posted by Demo
in the words of sam (dna23)
can you drive?
then back up onto this
...also...
'' OJC, You look amazing. You'd look even better with my testicles hanging out of your bum though.''
sick
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vibrio
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Registered: 28th Feb 01
Location: POAH
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Hey there sugar..............no, not you. The other lump"
And Ians fave - "how much?"
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Hey there sugar..............no, not you. The other lump"
And Ians fave - "how much?"
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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Lee Legs fave
"How was school today?"
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L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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true tho.....
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Dave1682
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Registered: 18th Jul 04
Location: Cleveland, UK
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
quote:
Originally posted by bwbw
Post up your best chat up lines... Realised on new year that mine suck.
I open my wallet at the bar, they see a picture of lewis I pretend he is my nephew works a treat. shame I'm married
Pretending you own son is actaully your nephew to pull women, when your married?????
Fcukin Genius. Like your style.
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
Location: pain
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
quote:
Originally posted by Demo
in the words of sam (dna23)
can you drive?
then back up onto this
...also...
'' OJC, You look amazing. You'd look even better with my testicles hanging out of your bum though.''
sick
You will be when i've finished throat fucking you
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Danny W
Organiser: East Midlands
Premium Member
Registered: 14th Nov 05
Location: Northamptonshire
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"cant give you 12 inches but can give ya 6 ..... twice" got a slap for that
"you heard about the 2 for one special? two of you and one of me now thants special "
Smoke Grey 5 Door
EastMids Regional Events
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Paul H
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Registered: 11th Aug 03
Location: Lincoln.
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Lad : Fancy a fcuk
Girl: No
Lad : Do you mind laying there while i have one then
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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"you dropped something...."
"what?"
"my jaw."
"tits oot for the lads!"
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L33 LEG
Banned
Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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'hi'
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