gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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"are they one of these people who forgot to sleep because they already thought they were" 
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16vOllie
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Registered: 5th Jun 05
Location: East Sussex
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saw him mlive at eastbourne!!! Ledgend specialy about people who use hands free and bluetooth headsets. and the brown-tooth tramp joke 2!!! lol
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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Im like over tired!
what .. so you can be OVER AWAKE?
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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comdom machine
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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come on .... got women waiting!!
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ajscorsa
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Registered: 30th Apr 02
Location: Perceton, North Ayrshire
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anyone else think his laugh is funny as hell lol.
everytime he giggled i was rolling on the floor laughing
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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i think sometimes he was just faking his laugh as he knows how the croud react
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Dione J
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Registered: 22nd Sep 04
Location: West Midlands Drives: Leon Cupra Turbo
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He's halarious, quote when he's taking about he boyracers got me:
Officer - "excuse me what you doing there, can you explain why your not driving in a straight line"
Lee "I was warming up me tyres"
Officer - Can you please get out the car, to prove your not drunk can you please walk in a straight line..."
**lee walks dodgy across the stage**
"Excuse me, what are you doing there, sir?"
Lee - "Warming up me shoes!!"
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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Hes mazin!
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chris-sri
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Registered: 3rd Apr 05
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Anyone remember the joke about him and his wife trying to bumpstart a car. "We don't explain the bump start procedure"
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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quote:
Originally posted by chris-sri
Anyone remember the joke about him and his wife trying to bumpstart a car. "We don't explain the bump start procedure"
'she thinks im pushing her home!'
Handbreak ...
'i thought it was an air freshener as when i take it off the smell of burning goes away'
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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ur granny dancing... lol WOFED !! GLAZE
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Andy GSi
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Registered: 24th Mar 02
Location: Shropshire, Drives 2.0l 16v Corsa
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went to see him live on the XL tour, and got his DVD, he is good like
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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quote:
Originally posted by Pablo
ur granny dancing... lol WOFED !! GLAZE
Yeh funny
Not as good as Peter Kays 'walking to the dancefloor dance'
and his dad doing YMCA
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MikeE
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Registered: 7th Mar 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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tis mental a good xmas presant it was 
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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I have a friend who is an Elvis impersonator and he's recently been in Wales on a promotional thing in which he did an AOL advert and appeared at a Lee Evans show, also he mentioned he was on a Lee Evans vid/dvd where it showed you the cock-ups etc.... Is that the one Ally said she went to see, as I don't want to buy the wrong dvd
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Ren
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Registered: 16th Oct 04
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Dont you just hate it when people say "mind your head" AFTER you've hit it?
*smack* "ooo ooo, mind your head"
"no *smack* mind yours you ter-wat!"
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
I have a friend who is an Elvis impersonator and he's recently been in Wales on a promotional thing in which he did an AOL advert and appeared at a Lee Evans show, also he mentioned he was on a Lee Evans vid/dvd where it showed you the cock-ups etc.... Is that the one Ally said she went to see, as I don't want to buy the wrong dvd
Yes  Lee Evans XL, buy it jimmy 
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Jonny P
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Registered: 11th Dec 04
Location: Merseyside Drives: Civic Type R EP3
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my fave bit was the bit about the jockeys and the horses.
"the jockeys are all nice and stroking the horses at the paddock but as soon as the gate opens the jockeys are cruel, "ill rip ya fukin head off (in irish accent :lol"
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Bram
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Derby
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I saw it at the Hallam Arena, my face was aching for hours after cos I laughed so much, had me in tears!
The bit where he drops his change has me in stitches
50p- 'I'm not gonna make it.....fuck it!'
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J4CKO
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Registered: 16th Feb 04
Location: Darlington
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horse racing !!!
your going to barbados .......
NO YOUR NOT YOU BASTARD ILL RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF !!
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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quote:
Originally posted by J4CKO
horse racing !!!
your going to barbados .......
NO YOUR NOT YOU BASTARD ILL RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF !!
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James
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Registered: 1st Jun 02
Location: Surrey
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Where he talks about undercar neons - is it a sunbed for MOT Mechanics?
Got a guy in the pit going "ooh it just like fuckin spain man" (in welsh accent)
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J4CKO
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Registered: 16th Feb 04
Location: Darlington
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ILL RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OF YOU BASTARD
funny as fuck makes me laugh !
3foot high hobbits in a fucking pimps suit
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kz
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Registered: 9th Aug 02
Location: Southend, Essex Drives: Mini Cooper S
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i dont know if you saw whats on my ear there, bluetooth yeah...
i love my gadgets
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