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Jake
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3rd Jan 06 at 12:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
quote:
Originally posted by jake
We had wall punching competitions, if you didnt crack a brick you had to lay on the floor and each person had to kick you in the face.




it was fun, thinking back now.
L33 LEG
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luigi, lol forgot about the science lessons ha. absolute mayhem really
Carl
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3rd Jan 06 at 12:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
we used to snort sherbert, hurt like fook


we used to grind mints down and snort them, extra strong mints worked best! We moved onto random stuff like palmoviolets etc but didn't work. We used to have metal pencil cases full of powder.
gianluigi
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3rd Jan 06 at 12:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

football was jokes. we used to play lunch times all the time. "us v them" i remember one time we agreed a match with no rules like, so to get the ball the best way was to punch and kick them off the ball, was so funny, got punched in the face though. best thing to do was boot the ball away and the beating wouldnt last so long

playing chantry in year 8, losing 8-0 cos i played in defence

bright yellow lotto football boots

pe teacher teaching us the crouff turn

scoring a penalty and all the girls watching from the english class room watching
L33 LEG
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i never played football or any sprts really, we all had to do cross country evry year tho, one year i came 10th out fo 150 or so, next year i was 2nd to last lol, teachers jst went gay at me for pissin about
Carl
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3rd Jan 06 at 12:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Punching all the knobs in PE in rugby lessons and getting away with it by saying
"Is that how you hand off sir?!"



[Edited on 03-01-2006 by Carl]
gianluigi
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3rd Jan 06 at 12:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i won the 1500m in year 10/11 i was respected by my pe teacher for that
L33 LEG
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3rd Jan 06 at 12:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

80% of my school got like straight A* in exmas and then the other lot wer jst like me who preferred to fuck about. apparantly teachers used to say tht i had one of the highest IQs tho oh well, im doin fine in life without them

[Edited on 03-01-2006 by L33 LEG]
Simon
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3rd Jan 06 at 12:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yes lee you are now a respected model citizen
L33 LEG
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3rd Jan 06 at 12:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

thank you
gianluigi
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3rd Jan 06 at 12:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

pmsl at lee

who else had a few uber fit/milf teachers??
Shane
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3rd Jan 06 at 12:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

making teachers cry,

me and a mate made a rumour up about a teacher, he was asked to leave the school 2 weeks later,

smashing windows

made my german teacher burst into tears as she dropped a box of tampons, i then walked up to her desk and shouted at the top of my voice that she dropped them

puttig a kid in hospital for 2 weeks after i pushed him and he headbutted a door

getting an alankey and undoing the fire alarms setting them off and dooing them back up

kicking a box of lab equiptment and smashing everything in it, only cost my mum £150

getting stoned at lunchtimes

getting into a fight in pe and hitting a boy with a tennis reacket

having my thumb broken b4 our gcse's and having to do all my exams next to a teacher who had to write all my exams for me, then beating the shit out of the boy who broke my thumb with the cast

chucking ink at the science teachers labcoats

god it makes me look like i was a little shit at school
L33 LEG
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lol shane, its so good to make a teacher cry lol isnt it. used to find out their history and bring it up in class and call them slags basically lol

and luigi, pe teacher was fit as fuck
gianluigi
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3rd Jan 06 at 12:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

we had an all boys sience class. BIG mistake one time in biology everyone started throwing anything and everything at this one lad to piss him off, and the teacher tried to get us to stop, another BIG mistake. so the hardcore boys started banging desks and shouting and shit and she ran out crying
JessKate
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3rd Jan 06 at 13:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I got auctioned off in assembly, I made a tidy £8.50 for charity!
L33 LEG
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3rd Jan 06 at 13:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
we had an all boys sience class. BIG mistake one time in biology everyone started throwing anything and everything at this one lad to piss him off, and the teacher tried to get us to stop, another BIG mistake. so the hardcore boys started banging desks and shouting and shit and she ran out crying


lol i know how u feel, as i said i went to an all boys school so this sh1t happened all the time.
RCoughtrie
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3rd Jan 06 at 14:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

When I was about 9 me and my other m8’s had to run like hell after school.... was a 13 year old girl kept fighting with us all the time, she was an utter tom boy... remember we decided to fight her 4 on 1..... came to the crunch and two of my m8’s ran away she ragged me and my other m8 to the ground kicking us and spitting on us , she had this trick where she would squeeze her fud and do a fanny fart on us all the time .... until the two other m8s ran back with biscuit tin lids and attacked her... all 4 of us started hitting... and got a hiding from our parents after for hitting a girl… I remember saying to my mum “But mum she’s not a normal girl she’s stronger than heman”

Shes now dead with a drug over dose


[Edited on 03-01-2006 by RCoughtrie]
Lawrah
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3rd Jan 06 at 14:08   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I was a bit of a geek in schoool, and the neds used 2 bully me :S
L33 LEG
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3rd Jan 06 at 14:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lol cough - “But mum she’s not a normal girl she’s stronger than heman”

and is it wrong tht i found the last bit funny?
gianluigi
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3rd Jan 06 at 14:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

she's stronger than heman < classic!
Ian
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3rd Jan 06 at 14:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
I was a bit of a geek in schoool, and the neds used 2 bully me :S
Same here. Useful these days though?
L33 LEG
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was goin to say i bet u wer a geek ian. ud be there designing websites and bein a hacker lol. but ye ur rite, is useful
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3rd Jan 06 at 14:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i was one of the brightest in my year yet always one of the worst behaved

teachers hated me
L33 LEG
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i was one of the brightest in my year yet always one of the worst behaved

teachers hated me


same here, they knew tht in the end i wud pass my exams but they also knew tht for the 5years i will act like a cock
Ian
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3rd Jan 06 at 14:18   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
but ye ur rite, is useful
I mean being bullied. Makes you angrier inside.

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