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marklaruk

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Registered: 4th Sep 04
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21st Nov 05 at 21:09

haha tht pic is sweet!!!!!

It would be excellent if u saw the person park like that and u had a laptop and the skills/tools to do a pic like that, transfer it on ur phone and run to the personand say ur car is on fire and shoe them the pic! muahaha

but thats just a dream of mine

[Edited on 21-11-2005 by marklaruk]

IntaCepta

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21st Nov 05 at 21:17

scratching/denting a car is going over the top..

i feel deflating a tyre or two will get the messege across!

TNM

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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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21st Nov 05 at 23:04

women take up two spaces not because they dont want dents in thier car (because they can do that all by their self) but because they cant park or drive full stop!.

Nath

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21st Nov 05 at 23:06

Check this mofo out:

Spose he wants to preserve his Ford Mondeo Estate

[Edited on 21-11-2005 by Nath]

Carl

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21st Nov 05 at 23:07

quote:
Originally posted by IntaCepta
scratching/denting a car is going over the top..

i feel deflating a tyre or two will get the messege across!

so scratching their paintwork is out of order, but deflating their tyres which may cause them to crash is spot on!

James_DT

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Registered: 9th Apr 04
Location: Cambridgeshire
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21st Nov 05 at 23:10

I park in 2 spaces at night, when the car park's fairly empty. There's plenty of other spaces, it just makes getting out without whacking someone else's car easier.

Fad

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Registered: 1st Feb 01
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21st Nov 05 at 23:12

Yeah that was pretty piss poor parking

Altho the highlight of my day was watching about 30 chavs that resemble Dave 17 on their lunch break caining the free after shave testers in Boots

Bromley is quality

chris-sri

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21st Nov 05 at 23:15

I was at the honda garage in Bristol and this woman parked her civic on the yellow hashed markings between two disabled spaces

Fad

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21st Nov 05 at 23:17

Sure that wasnt a Retard space?

chris-sri

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21st Nov 05 at 23:19

I think she changed the purpose of the spaces all on her own

Rus

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Registered: 24th Jan 05
Location: SE London, Kent
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22nd Nov 05 at 00:02

quote:
Originally posted by Fad
Yeah that was pretty piss poor parking

Altho the highlight of my day was watching about 30 chavs that resemble Dave 17 on their lunch break caining the free after shave testers in Boots

Bromley is quality

pmfsl

that was so funny

SVM 286

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22nd Nov 05 at 20:19

quote:
Originally posted by Rus
and we come across this fuckwit. it annoys me so much because there was hardly any spaces in the car park

Should have bumped it over Rus - 'tis only a gay little piece of turd and weighs but a trifle.

Is that the Glades car park, or the one round the back of t'Odeon.

[Edited on 22-11-2005 by SVM 286]

SVM 286

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22nd Nov 05 at 20:21

quote:
Originally posted by Nath
Check this mofo out:

Spose he wants to preserve his Ford Mondeo Estate

[Edited on 21-11-2005 by Nath]

Nice symmetry - good work

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22nd Nov 05 at 20:28

quote:
Originally posted by Fad
Yeah that was pretty piss poor parking

Altho the highlight of my day was watching about 30 chavs that resemble Dave 17 on their lunch break caining the free after shave testers in Boots

Bromley is quality

you could have come down to work and watch a few chavs work on 20k VW's instead entertaining all the same

Rus

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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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22nd Nov 05 at 20:30

quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286

quote:
Originally posted by Rus
and we come across this fuckwit. it annoys me so much because there was hardly any spaces in the car park

Should have bumped it over Rus - 'tis only a gay little piece of turd and weighs but a trifle.

Is that the Glades car park, or the one round the back of t'Odeon.

[Edited on 22-11-2005 by SVM 286]

yeh it is the glades! jesus you know your carparks lol

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22nd Nov 05 at 20:38

jim spends alot of time in carparks, usally breathing deepley and thinking of small dwaf boys

Rus

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22nd Nov 05 at 20:41

and out of complete randomness jr, i found this in mist's garage

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22nd Nov 05 at 20:44

they are bigger than my head

Mistamist

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22nd Nov 05 at 20:51

My favorite pic of all time

the sheer delight on JR's face

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22nd Nov 05 at 20:53

quote:
Originally posted by M15T XE
My favorite pic of all time the sheer delight on JR's face

after a couple of reefs it seems like a good idea

Mistamist

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22nd Nov 05 at 20:59

im just glad she drunkenly kissed me prior to this event:

followed by:

Rus

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22nd Nov 05 at 20:59

pmfsl

SVM 286

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22nd Nov 05 at 21:19

quote:
Originally posted by Rus

quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286

quote:
Originally posted by Rus
and we come across this fuckwit. it annoys me so much because there was hardly any spaces in the car park

Should have bumped it over Rus - 'tis only a gay little piece of turd and weighs but a trifle.

Is that the Glades car park, or the one round the back of t'Odeon.

[Edited on 22-11-2005 by SVM 286]

yeh it is the glades! jesus you know your carparks lol

Work in Bromley - did my apprenticeship and went to college in Bromley - shop in Bromley - drink in Bromley - lots of mates from Bromley and surrounding area - have been going there since I was little.

And I only know of three public car parks so it wasn't that hard

SVM 286

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22nd Nov 05 at 21:19

quote:
Originally posted by jr
jim spends alot of time in carparks, usally breathing deepley and thinking of small dwaf boys

what are dwaf boys you gay?

SVM 286

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22nd Nov 05 at 21:21

quote:
Originally posted by Rus

and out of complete randomness jr, i found this in mist's garage

Remarkable lensemanship - the photographer actually managed to release the shutter button at the critical moment when Jim ejaculated - great work

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