evna
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haha! ace!
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gianluigi
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Originally posted by Mad Moe
When pissed out of our mind one day sitting in the beer garden we started discussing wether or not we could jump the wooden table we were sitting at length ways. The gereral consensus was that if you could get the pace up you probably could.
So muggins here voluteers in front of a packed beer garden I had taken an almighty run up and thought I had done it until my trailing leg caught the bench and I smashed into the ground at full pace. The pain was unbelievable but it soon subsided after another couple of pint and the piss taking had finished. It was only the next morning when I couldn't move in my bed that I was went to hospital to find out I had torn the tendons in my shoulder and fractured my collar bone.
I still get this piss ripped out of me to this date
lol its not worth doing unless you know 100% you can do it
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evna
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WRONG.
if you have a 50% chance of survival...do it.
But dont have sex with sandpaper. Just a bit of warning.
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gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by evna
WRONG.
if you have a 50% chance of survival...do it.
But dont have sex with sandpaper. Just a bit of warning.
 ok ok, you are in a packed beer garden, and you have 50% chance of impressing the pub, or another 50% chance of making yourself look a right tit and injuring yourself badly? i would not go with those chance
sex with sand paper isnt a good idea? not even with a grade 1 grit?
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CCA
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quote:
Originally posted by evna
WRONG.
if you have a 50% chance of survival...do it.
But dont have sex with sandpaper. Just a bit of warning.
I think you'll find your wrong, if theres a 90% chance that you will succeed in completing the task then you go for it
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Mad Moe
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Just thought I'd point out I had done a couple of trial runs over the bench. It wasn't the distance that got me it was the height
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evna
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hmmmm. 50% of survival is always a good bet in my eyes.
As for sandpaper...i might try a bit of grade 1 when im all alone with my hoffman picture collection.
..mmmmm, baywatch.
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gianluigi
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try it now
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Carly
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Falling backwards off a swing and cracking my head open. The entire garden was grass back then apart from about 2 paving slabs near the shed about 10 metres behind the swing, and guess what i managed to land on 
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Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by evna
hmmmm. 50% of survival is always a good bet in my eyes.
As for sandpaper...i might try a bit of grade 1 when im all alone with my hoffman picture collection.
..mmmmm, baywatch.
The Hoff?
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evna
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putting pictures up like that while im at work...WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??!!!
..ive used all my charmin tissues now. sonofabiiiitch.
And yes...he hoff's hot.
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SteveW
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one word.....
CLOB
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gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
one word.....
CLOB
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evna
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official thread death.
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CCA
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
one word.....
CLOB
bless you
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Edd
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the legend of the clob
im new and even i know about the clob
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gianluigi
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please share the story 
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Edd
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no its not my story to tell i will leave that to stevew
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gianluigi
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 SteveW?
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a_j_mair
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i was playing football in my mates bedroom with one of those we balls. it was like long shooty but not very long, he had a narow room. so i went to kick it as hard as i could and kicked the floor. My full big toe turned black, was sor for weeks
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SteveW
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it was a dark dark night
PVS 2004.. after i had sunk a few beers some of the bright sparks on CS
Andy Stocker
OJC
Half Pint and i think Demo as well ?
these guys decided that a naked 1/4mile race down Santa Pod would be the best thing.. so i joined in.
in my rather drunken state i kinda forgot to take my clothes fully off, well my jeans were around my ankles and i fell over (being that im so far up anyway i hit the ground at 100+mph)
and tore ligament(sp) in my hand resulting in the biggest hand you have ever seen..
i also knocked myself out cold when i hit the ground..
DAMN THAT STICKY POD RUNWAY
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gianluigi
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mazin!
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boyracer2002
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2 things:
used to do push bike trials, on a low wall about 2-3ft high to jump across to another, branch through back wheel when i was abotu to hop fell onto corner of the wall landing on my chin needing stitches and knockin my jaw out of place
Then the other, on my motorbike, flyin down the hills got to the bottom went over the bars, my foot went inbetween the back wheel and swing arm (cant even fit your hand in) ripped all my ligaments and chipped my bones in that foot, took about 5 months till i could walk without been in pain etc , was more painful than the time i went over the bars on my motorbike, bike fell below me and i landed on the bars with my ribs bruising them and that fekin hurt
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SteveW
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^^^
Ouch
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Ojc
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Playing softball and it breaking my finger
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