Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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rape idea sounds good. tie the fooker up and let him know how lucky he is, has been 11 fucking months since i last had sex
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
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quote: Originally posted by Ally
quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey
what a bloody idiot, any minute mention of carnal interaction would mean the computer would be switched off and unplugged in meer seconds. i like the sound of the wet room
Yes, so understandibly i was not happy with that, went on the pc this morning to find he had been looking at some boobies (which doesnt bother me) but then denied it point blank 
So trying to sort my plan of action out for tonight, whether i teach him a lesson, or just get what im after and rape him
pmsl busted   
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
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fucking hell thats scary as hell admitting to that
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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Rape him and then take the fuse out of the plug for his computer
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TNM
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quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey
rape idea sounds good. tie the fooker up and let him know how lucky he is, has been 11 fucking months since i last had sex
Awww come here!
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
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also why do we deny things when you know you have been caught red handed? i do this all the time
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Dione J
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Registered: 22nd Sep 04
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quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey
rape idea sounds good. tie the fooker up and let him know how lucky he is, has been 11 fucking months since i last had sex
shocking
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
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quote: Originally posted by TNM
Maybe richie is having an affair with an amp or sub
Aye ... you have a point there, seeing as he is ICE mod perhaps his idea of porn is looking at new subs and amps 
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
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quote: Originally posted by CCA
Ally was it novembers edition of cosmopolitan?
Yeh lov, pages 170 onwards i think
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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Im getting the car setup on saturday , then possibly off to cheesy's for a night in Brizzol on the razz!
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Ally
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quote: Originally posted by Ally
quote: Originally posted by CCA
Ally was it novembers edition of cosmopolitan?
Yeh lov, pages 170 onwards i think
Page 173
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
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Cosmopolitan - Porn for Ladies
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CCA
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Registered: 6th Dec 04
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ta this shall be read at lunch time
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Ally
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quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey
Cosmopolitan - Porn for Ladies
If only you lads read it, you would learn alot
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dave17
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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
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quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey
has been 11 fucking months since i last had sex
OMFG
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Dione J
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quote: Originally posted by Ally
quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey
Cosmopolitan - Porn for Ladies
If only you lads read it, you would learn alot
I have read it a couple of times, does that make me bad? 
"postion of the fornight"
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Ally
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quote: Originally posted by d_jay50
quote: Originally posted by Ally
quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey
Cosmopolitan - Porn for Ladies
If only you lads read it, you would learn alot
I have read it a couple of times, does that make me bad? 
"postion of the fornight"
Thats More magazine u nob
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Dione J
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my bad 
[Edited on 10-11-2005 by d_jay50]
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
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quote: Originally posted by dave17
quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey
has been 11 fucking months since i last had sex
OMFG
yes i have issues in my head
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Siberia
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Registered: 9th Oct 03
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off to london for the weekend with the misus... should be a good laugh!
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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Poor old ally your boyfriend needs to give his head a wobble 
I'm gonna have a quiet one this weekend, probably stay in AGAIN tonight and might go round to mates friday night then few beers sat night, that'll be it, skint now til' 25th really
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stubbsy05
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Tonight I'm late night shopping with the gf as she has just got paid, have a kfc and hopefully get on her!
Friday night down the local and have a lil drinking session.
Saturday, I'm looking at a Golf GT TDI, then clubbing that night for my mates 20th!
Sunday, I'll see the gf and either shop, chill in the pub or something!
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
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quote: Originally posted by Tom
skint now til' 25th really
ditto but get paid on 25th ... then 2/3 weeks later get paid again and should be getting a half decent bonus
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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Staying in tonight with the Mrs film and dinner
Out tomorrow for mates bday - smash up central
Working Saturday then over to mrs place for sex and pub
Chill/Sleep Sunday
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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Yesh paul, I have 3 big nights out with work in between 25 and 17th though plus I can't neglect my wide range of friends so i'll probably be out for the duration 
Xmas bonus? I gotta wait til' March for mine should be good though it's performance related now
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