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Andrew

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Registered: 5th May 04
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8th Nov 05 at 11:04

But what is the perfect girl? You will always change your mind

I'm still to find a half decent girl

Can't even find a minger

bradfincham

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Registered: 20th Sep 02
Location: East Of England Drives: Clio 172
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8th Nov 05 at 11:04

my height or smaller, brunette, good career and wants to be earning lots of £££, easy going and likes travelling, can take a joke and also dish abuse out, funny, outgoing and adventurous, into extreme sports skiing, skydiving etc, surfing, will try anything in life, not jealous, size 10, naturally pretty face, cracking arse, likes to be loved and tell me how great i am

,

sound about right, so wherever you are come get me

Carly

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Registered: 21st Aug 03
Location: sheffield
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8th Nov 05 at 11:07

fpmsl

Nismo

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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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8th Nov 05 at 11:08

quote:
Originally posted by Edd

quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
My aged, blonde or brunette, has a good career path and a wiloing to reach her goals, dresses smart and takes pride in herself, makes me laugh, TRUSTS ME, likes to be wine'd and dine'd, adventourous and up for a laugh , likes to socialise, drives and can drive properlly. Accepts my working hours and the job. has hot sisters and sweet titties also must be able to spell so she can teach me how to

agree with the last part

i have a big penis , this makes up for my lack of spelling.

p.s GTF

timmy101

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Registered: 3rd Feb 05
Location: halesowen
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8th Nov 05 at 11:09

we could a start corsa sport dateing agensy

willay

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Registered: 10th Nov 02
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8th Nov 05 at 11:09

Brad aint asking much is he

Carly

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Registered: 21st Aug 03
Location: sheffield
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8th Nov 05 at 11:11

You guys are ace

TNM

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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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8th Nov 05 at 11:12

quote:
Originally posted by Carly
You guys are ace

Suck me beautiful.

Blue

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Registered: 24th Feb 03
Location: Sideways
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8th Nov 05 at 11:15

Not too tall, massive tits (DD as an absolute minimum), curvy size 12, long dark brown hair and big brown eyes.

The ability to cook, be cock hungry, and doesn't moan when I want to spend 5hrs on the PS2 or with my car.

Edd

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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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8th Nov 05 at 11:17

quote:
Originally posted by Nismo

quote:
Originally posted by Edd

quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
My aged, blonde or brunette, has a good career path and a wiloing to reach her goals, dresses smart and takes pride in herself, makes me laugh, TRUSTS ME, likes to be wine'd and dine'd, adventourous and up for a laugh , likes to socialise, drives and can drive properlly. Accepts my working hours and the job. has hot sisters and sweet titties also must be able to spell so she can teach me how to

agree with the last part

i have a big penis , this makes up for my lack of spelling.

p.s GTF

i believe you

p.s smb

Lawrah

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Registered: 25th Dec 04
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8th Nov 05 at 11:25

Makes me laugh, is kind, romantic, up for fun, pleases me in the sack, moderatly good looking, has a good job, drives, likes me for who i am.

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Registered: 20th May 02
Location: Kent
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8th Nov 05 at 11:27

quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
http://www.faceparty.co.uk

Either JR or Carly for me

Cybermonkey

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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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8th Nov 05 at 11:32

someone who i can relax with, have a good time, be able to talk freely, and not be afraid

Tom

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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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8th Nov 05 at 11:54

Cooking is not important to me

I can manage and like doing nice things for girls (for instance cooking).

I'd like a girl who is genuine, who will appreciate the effort I make doing nice things for them rather than shitting on me from a great height

She must look good (face more than anything) and not be of heffness, be funny (but as said by willay not so funny that she outshines you in the comedy stakes

Rudeness in the sack is a given

she'd be able to drive and would be more stable than me in terms of spending money

and not be too clever or too posh but not a slobby bimbo either

I like to be slightly cleverererer

than girls I go out with it gives me confidence

I'd have to naturally bounce off her (

) or it's too much hard work

Cybermonkey

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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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8th Nov 05 at 11:55

Tom, since we are looking for the same things in a long term commitment, how about we hook up?

Tom

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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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8th Nov 05 at 11:56

quote:
Originally posted by bradfincham
my height or smaller, brunette, good career and wants to be earning lots of £££, easy going and likes travelling, can take a joke and also dish abuse out, funny, outgoing and adventurous, into extreme sports skiing, skydiving etc, surfing, will try anything in life, not jealous, size 10, naturally pretty face, cracking arse, likes to be loved and tell me how great i am,

sound about right, so wherever you are come get me

you speak the truth bradman

Tom

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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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8th Nov 05 at 12:01

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
Tom, since we are looking for the same things in a long term commitment, how about we hook up?

Yesh please you can have the operation though

maybe you can help stunt my use of smilies aswell

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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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8th Nov 05 at 12:03

"We're a generation of men raised by women. Is another woman really the answer?"

Carly

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Registered: 21st Aug 03
Location: sheffield
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8th Nov 05 at 12:04

pics?vids?

Cybermonkey

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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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8th Nov 05 at 12:05

im a changed fucking man, after the most recent rejection today, there are only 2 women in this world, bitches and sluts. sluts sleep with everyone, bitches sleep with everyone but you

3CorsaMeal

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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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8th Nov 05 at 12:09

mine would have to be able to type like this

HeY jIm I lOvE yOu BaBe

Jason Iles

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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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8th Nov 05 at 12:11

I want a massive chick, loves dick, cooks Irons washes up, can dress me has to be allot younger than me, shallow and always checking up on me

I have a good chance of finding the above

Tom

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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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8th Nov 05 at 12:13

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
mine would have to be able to type like this

HeY jIm I lOvE yOu BaBe

PMSL you're spending too much on faceparty then jim

@ Jase, I think that's more realistic yes

Add 'is aloud to be jealous of you, but can flirt for britain and probably sleeps around behind your back'

I have issues

3CorsaMeal

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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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8th Nov 05 at 12:13

a chick in a wheelchair so if you have any probs/arguements you can just wheel her somewhere and run away

Cybermonkey

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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
User status: Offline

8th Nov 05 at 12:15

or tip her down the stairs

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