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Ally
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26th Oct 05 at 12:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
he has a new suit for each show

Does every one remember Malcom

Malcom. he works for mcdonalds! got to keep the streets clean!


picking up the rubbish thats only from mcdonalds

and malcom the trolley collector
Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by Edd
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
how about you just include me in whatever you and your gf get up to?



DP


yesh Edd

pics of gf please?



not much too look at but its personality that counts right????
--Dave--
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26th Oct 05 at 12:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
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Originally posted by --Dave--
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Originally posted by Ally
hijackers


make your thread funnier and worth reading next time then


Perhaps one about a black condom, that would be absolutely fucking hilarious!



















































oh wait.


others found that funny. I had multiple u2u's (including many questions and people asking for advice)

Ally
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26th Oct 05 at 12:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pics?
Jason Iles
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Originally posted by Ally
Ill post naked pics for you then Jase however i do not feel this will compensate for your substancial loss


Hell yeah, this thread just got more exciting
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
pics?


pics of people asking me for advice?

wouldn't be very exciting now would it
Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
pics?


pics of people asking me for advice?

wouldn't be very exciting now would it


How wrong can you be
Edd
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26th Oct 05 at 12:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sorry ally but you have been
Ally
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
pics?


pics of people asking me for advice?

wouldn't be very exciting now would it


Courgette wrapped in a bin bag please
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Ally
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
pics?


pics of people asking me for advice?

wouldn't be very exciting now would it


How wrong can you be


Yes, I can see Jase's excitement from here
--Dave--
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26th Oct 05 at 12:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
looks like a double-ender
Ally
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Purfect for you and edd
Edd
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26th Oct 05 at 12:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
1st dibs on the large end

[Edited on 26-10-2005 by Edd]
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fine with me Edd, I have a small bumbum anyway
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Originally posted by Ally
Purfect for you and edd


Perfect
Edd
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fine with me Edd, I have a small bumbum anyway



i dont my ass is gaping after being abused by an elephant at edinburgh zoo



dont ask
Chris@Speedfreex
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quote:
Originally posted by Tim
I saw him in Birmingham last month -- front row

The show was brilliant you'll have a wicked time

(You've got most my favourites above... the car keys one, and the fish not sleeping....)


me too was absolutly fantastic!!!
MikeLamb
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26th Oct 05 at 15:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"i start pushing" *struggle* *sigh*

*shouts at wife "you've left the handbrake on"

wife: well, you left it that way.... anyway a thought it was an air freshener, when i lift it up, the smell of burning goes away"
MikeLamb
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"Freestyle swimming! Wtf is that?? If I did freestyle i'd get a fuckin speed boat..."
MikeLamb
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"break a leg?, i nearly fell over into the stage!!,
i'll break urs you tw@"
MikeLamb
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"The waiter comes around with a big fuck off chair leg askin if you want pepper; "YOU WANT PEPPER??!" *wields like a weapon* "GET BACK!!" "
MikeLamb
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The British are a great nation of moaners, even if we won gold in the olympics we would be moaning "Wow gold....but it aint real...fuck it"
JessKate
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I saw him in sheffield a couple of weeks ago! I laughed a lot!
Mistamist
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Im going to see him on the 12th december at wembley

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