Nath
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 Still makes me laugh. My joke that is, not lynny's 'joke'.....
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Lynny
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i have loads of great jokes, but ill get banned if i post them 
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Nath
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Mostly baby orientated I bet 
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Lynny
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aswell as other people....
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Nath
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Best not then
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Lynny
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what do vegetarian worms eat?
Linda McCartney
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Nath
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Fonz
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That 8 year old boy who weighs 14 stone was asked what his favourite musical instrument was at school. the fat cnut said "the dinner bell"
Man has a £50 note tattooed on his cock
his wife asks why?
his reply is simple
1) cos i like to see my money grow
2) cos i like to play with my money
3) i like to have money in my hand
and 4) next time you want to blow £50 you can stay at home and do it!
Why do Sea Gulls fly over the sea?
cos if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
A couple lying in bed. the man says, "i'm going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
the woman replies "i'll miss you"
please don't ban me for this one....
3 skinheads stop a paki in the street and give him a die.
they tell him if he throws a 1,2,3, 4 or 5 they get to kick the Sh*t of him
the Paki asks what if i roll a six?
the three skinsheads replied "you get to roll again"
A man in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a gun.
"open the f*cking safe" he shout to the manageress
he then shouts "now take out a sample and drink it!"
she duely drinks it, wipes her mouth when done
suddenly the masked man reveals his true identity
the magageress is shocked to see her husband
he says "see its not that f*ckign difficult is it??"
[Edited on 04-03-2007 by Fonz]
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SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing. He says, 'Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident.' Bush cries, 'Oh god! No! Thats terrible!' His staff are stunned at this display of emotion as they nervously wait for a reaction. Finally, Bush, with tears in his eyes, looks up and asks, 'How many is a brazillion?'
(stole it from Zoo magaizne but who cares, still made me laugh)
I don't think that's actually a joke. Just something that happened Nath.
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SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by lynny_sxi
Whats brown and runny?........
Linford Christie
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