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gianluigi

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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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14th Oct 05 at 10:31

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
bend ur cock back into your crack and hoover up the jobbies with your japs eye.

[Edited on 14-10-2005 by SetH]

Kif

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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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14th Oct 05 at 10:31

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
bend ur cock back into your crack and hoover up the jobbies with your japs eye.

[Edited on 14-10-2005 by SetH]

WTF

SetH

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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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14th Oct 05 at 10:31

pmsl

Kif

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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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14th Oct 05 at 10:32

@ SetH

Ojc

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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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14th Oct 05 at 10:32

Diaoreah sounds

I go in the toilet and there are pubes and dirty skidders from 30 other people down the toilet, I once saw a orange looking turd down the toilet and I nearly heeved.

According to the girls at work there are some rank fat women who sh1t on the seat and the sanitary towel bin is overflowing with tampons and towels and blood all around the rim of it

Oh yeah, someone once said they saw a half eaten choclate bar on top of the sanitary towel bin, fcuking sick someone eating whilst in the toilets.

djderek

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Registered: 24th Aug 05
Location: Manchester
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14th Oct 05 at 10:33

when people dont put the toilet roll on the holder

Kif

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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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14th Oct 05 at 10:33

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Diaoreah sounds

I go in the toilet and there are pubes and dirty skidders from 30 other people down the toilet, I once saw a orange looking turd down the toilet and I nearly heeved.

According to the girls at work there are some rank fat women who sh1t on the seat and the sanitary towel bin is overflowing with tampons and towels and blood all around the rim of it

Oh yeah, someone once said they saw a half eaten choclate bar on top of the sanitary towel bin, fcuking sick someone eating whilst in the toilets.

Period blood makes me chuck

Bart

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Registered: 19th Aug 02
Location: Midsomer Norton, Bristol Avon
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14th Oct 05 at 10:35

quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
my mum moving my stuff around

My misses moving my stuff around!!

I leave things out on the side so i remember them in the morning for work.
My misses puts them away, and i forget to take it to work

Ojc

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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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14th Oct 05 at 10:35

Yes, its kind maroon in colour and is very think and sludgy.

RANK RANK RANK.

SetH

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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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14th Oct 05 at 10:35

quote:
According to the girls at work there are some rank fat women who sh1t on the seat

ROFL

when the dump the excrement must wipe itself along the folds on its way to the pan!

Demo

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Registered: 27th Sep 01
Location: south wales Drives: astra sri ecoflex
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14th Oct 05 at 10:36

FPMSL

toilet habits of people i work with are shit (literally

)

same as seths old place. you hear a whole variety of noises coming from the cubicles.

and why the fuck do people think its funy to not fluch or to waste the paper. at the end of the day they could shit their pants if they wanna be that disgusting about taking a dump at work

i also hate it when i really need a shit and some other cunt is in my favourite cubicle

Ojc

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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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14th Oct 05 at 10:39

I use the disabled toilet now as nobody uses it and its always clean, but that still does'nt mean I will sit on the lid as I often spot a rouge pube behind the lid, rank.

SetH

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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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14th Oct 05 at 10:40

rouge pube? has TNM been to your comode?

CCA

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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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14th Oct 05 at 10:41

There is a fat bloke at work and he will very often run to the toilet but will not shut the outer door only the cubicle door and you can hear him sh1tting from your desk.

He has also had the great misfortune of not making it to the toilet from the server room before and has shat himself

Demo

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Registered: 27th Sep 01
Location: south wales Drives: astra sri ecoflex
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14th Oct 05 at 10:41

FPMSL

im guessing he meant rogue pube seth

SetH

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14th Oct 05 at 10:42

quote:
Originally posted by CCA
There is a fat bloke at work and he will very often run to the toilet but will not shut the outer door only the cubicle door and you can hear him sh1tting from your desk.

He has also had the great misfortune of not making it to the toilet from the server room before and has shat himself

LMFAO what a sick fuck!! he needs nappys, poor sod if he shites himeself though

Ojc

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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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14th Oct 05 at 10:43

I know its not my pubes as mine are no longer than 5mm

Demo

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Registered: 27th Sep 01
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14th Oct 05 at 10:43

i hope you all give him the abuse he deserves for being the dirty office fuck who craps his pants

CCA

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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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14th Oct 05 at 10:45

he also leaves clothes around the office, there are multiple pairs of his underpants in unused draws

One word describes it: SICK

dave17

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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
Location: Greater London
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14th Oct 05 at 11:07

argh this thread weren meant to go this way, ive already done a thread about toilet habits at work

Nismo

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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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14th Oct 05 at 11:09

going to use my toilet and being presented by ANdrew Of the Stocker naked sat on it

dave17

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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
Location: Greater London
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14th Oct 05 at 11:18

PMSL

Andrew

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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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14th Oct 05 at 11:23

fpmsl at the thread

My one is washing, ironing and cleaning up

Blue

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Registered: 24th Feb 03
Location: Sideways
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14th Oct 05 at 11:30

People who dig into the margerine rather than scraping the surface

Toothpaste being squeezed hard in the middle not from the end

Sanitary towels filling the bin

People talking to me from another room

People interrupting me when Im having a shit

Things getting in my way and pissing me off

Kyle T

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Registered: 11th Sep 04
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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14th Oct 05 at 11:30

FPMSL @ this thread.

Im fucking crying because im trying not to laugh too loud int office

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