TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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walk up the stairs behind her and pinch her ass 
Or run in to a room when shes sitting down, run up to her and fart on her. If she likes it shes yours
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Rileysport
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Registered: 18th Jun 04
Location: West Yorkshire
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And i expected pics
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X 60RSA
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Registered: 20th Aug 01
Location: Lincoln
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Bang the fecking shit house door off her arse! Spank her arse whilst shouting 'Who's the Daddy' & 'Say My Name Bitch, say my name' !!!!!
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vibrio
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Registered: 28th Feb 01
Location: POAH
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[Edited on 26-09-2005 by Ian]
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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[Edited on 26-09-2005 by Ian]
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Doug
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Registered: 8th Oct 03
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When you next see her you should tell her that your flat is trying to organise a party and you will be able to invite er if you have her number 
That way you can have a party meet shoot loads of people and be a legend aswell as bang the bird
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IvIarkgraham
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Registered: 27th Mar 04
Location: Ellesmere Port, Cheshire
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quote: Originally posted by Matt H
Ask her if she likes animals...
Ask her if she likes snakes....
Ask her if she likes trouser snakes....
whip your dick out & put it in her face..........BONG!!!!
hmm too much jay and silent bob for you 
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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quote: Originally posted by vibrio
[Edited on 26-09-2005 by Ian]
i hate it when that happens, im so buggered i dont remember what i said
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dave17
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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
Location: Greater London
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[Edited on 29-09-2005 by Ian]
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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[Edited on 29-09-2005 by Adam]
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_Allan_
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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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[Edited on 29-09-2005 by The Honey Monster]
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dave17
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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
Location: Greater London
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[Edited on 29-09-2005 by Adolf Hitler]
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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[Edited on 29-09-2005 by Bin Ladens tampon]
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