Ojc
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Pics?
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Andrew
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i had 4 gfs when i was 12  Mum grassed me up tho 
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AJP
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quote:
Originally posted by Andrew
i had 4 gfs when i was 12 Mum grassed me up tho
ah the wicked way parents get their revenge for years to torture we giv them
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Sam
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No pics as camera phones weren't invented back in 1995, and well let's face it I didn't have much reason to bring a camera into school with me!
My eyeballs took an upskirt pic of her though - she was wearing a short dress, we were going up in an escalator, she was two steps in front of us... We all had a good view, and I was getting a hard-on!  I so wanted to fuck her - so did my mate, my other mate who was related to her... well who knows if he wanted to as well! INCEST!
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M333KS D
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Originally posted by Mad Moe
Me and a mate stole a teachers handbag once and hid it in the store cupboard. She started screaming at us to give her it back, she knew it was us because we were right little shits, but we just sat there pissing ourselves laughing in her face. She eventually broke down sobbing her eyes out and ran out the class and we didn't see her for the rest of the lesson.
I here she is on the sick now because of stress
ha ha ha, i have done simular (sp)
me and quite a few others out of one of our classes gave one of our teachers nothing but stick she just couldnt controll us and kept crying most lessons, near the end of the year she went off for 6 months after having a stress related breakdown!
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TNM
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ollie: you were a proper shit at school then
there is loads of threads about this some where 
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Adam-D
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ollie . mazin
i got some litmus fluid wrote my name in the desk and lit it, put it out then realised it took the varnish off and there was my name pernament into the desk...
so i coverd the whole desk with fluid and set fire to the lot
smashed up a cubicle thing
went round removing the hdd's from all the pc,s once i realised they were only clipped in
some room had big windows that swung round / open it while it was raining = flooded room
shit loads of stuff, never can remeber it all
oh undoing the wall bars at the top, that had some fun consequences
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Adam-D
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riding my bike throu the school was good to, them floors had some decent grip you could proper belt it round
till some fucker closed a door on you
weeeeeeeeeeeeee BANG
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TNM
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we were using petols in chemistry in year 11.
every one had pencil tins in them days. Emptied some lads tin out filled it full of tissue paper and wooden splints and then poured the petrols in lit it and closed the lid over.
We asked the lad whos it was (ian) if we could borrow a pen. He opend the tin for a plume of black smoke to come out followed by a massive flame
He didnt think it was funny tho
The tin was too hot to hold for a bit after that.
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Andrew
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When I started senior school, the kids told me to throw the javelin at the teacher to which I did Just missed hi too 
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gianluigi
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i remember my y10/11 english teacher, she was such a milf, n we used to flirt hardcore, wanted to bang her so much, kissed her at my 6form xmas party tho  ....oh yeah she's married
[Edited on 23-09-2005 by gianluigi]
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TNM
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pics.
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gianluigi
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no pics or vids, but use ur imagination
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Ojc
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A friend of mine spent the entire IT lesson under the table and even answered the register from under the table and nobody noticed.
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GREG 1
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I got banned from using sissors in infants as i cut this little girl pony tail off because i didnt like her
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Mikorsa16v
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I pushed a 'mate' out of the window (ground floor) However the head of year walked in and my tutor said he fell whilst getting the chair down from on top of the desk
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gianluigi
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we used to get loads of strips of magnesium and light them up, our chemistry teacher went crazy at us then some chav in our year kicked the football in her face, then she cried, then the head of science came storming in, never seen him so angry, was shitting myself
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Katie
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I once dared a bunch of my mates to push this bottle off of a desk in science that the teacher said don't touch coz there was poisonous gas in it. We didn't believe him so one of my mates pushed it off, it smashed, and two people had to go for a check up at the hospital and the whole of the science block had to be evacuated. That made me feel quite bad.
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AJP
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quote:
Originally posted by Katie
I once dared a bunch of my mates to push this bottle off of a desk in science that the teacher said don't touch coz there was poisonous gas in it. We didn't believe him so one of my mates pushed it off, it smashed, and two people had to go for a check up at the hospital and the whole of the science block had to be evacuated. That made me feel quite bad.
quality stuff 
you ever find out what it was in the bottle??
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Katie
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I think it was chlorine gas similar to what was used in the war
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Cybermonkey
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Originally posted by Ojc
Hiding in a cupboard in someone elses lesson, then half way through that lesson jumping out claiming to have been abducted by aliens
Smashing up a classroom on the last day of term, turning tables over and chucking a load of books into a sink full of dirty water.
Got in serious sh1t for that but no one owned up
Chopping legs off chairs with junior hacksaws and getting caught
Pulling this wooden stall to pieces and putting it back together with wood glue for the little pikie of the class to sit on it and it fall to pieces underneath him
Covering our science desk with flamable liquid and setting it on fire with a massive WOOOSSHHH, singed eyebrows galoure, the girls were'nt impressed
Putting airbombs in the massive grundons and the school had to ring the fire brigade because the fire got well out of control They never got us for that either
Arriving at school at 8.50, going to registration and bunking the rest of the day, only going back to register in the afternoon then sodding off on our mopeds down to Hayling Island and other far away places in the summer of 98. (My entire year 11 was spent on my Aprilia SR50)
Bunking off from a lesson and blatently going to play football on the field near the History block, someone with club feet volleyed the ball into the window and watching it sway back and forward as we await it to break and cover someone in glass, I still don't realise how that did'nt smash.
We stole some keys out of our head of years room and locked an entire block in there rooms for the whole of lunchtime, would have been funny if there had been a fire
Going into the sports hall and turning off the power to one side of the school.
Squirting our English teacher with a water pistol filled with red dye.
Stappling a supply teachers jumper to the pin board.
mazin
i remember my German class was the best, teacher used to get so much stick, everyday for a week when she came into classroom all the tables would be facing the wrong way and we would be staring at the back wall, on the Friday she balled her eyes out
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dirtydan
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LOL, some of things i remember people / mates doing. we were all out in back field / sandwich park. some1 handed my m8 john a full can of coke (not opened) he shoock it up and went to throw it at some guy .. as he threw it some girl run ran past and it hit her smack bang on the side of the head " full pelt" she went down like a sac of spuds, every1 thougth he'd killed her. she got up quickly and was cryin etc. (how fuck she got up i dunna).
Also remember ricky was flicking his shoes off on the back field and this one time "at band camp" he flicked it off and it hit a sea gul flyin over :/ and it killed it "how unlucky :/".
Remember durin PE these lads where smoking when we were playing rugby "it was winter and foggy" lol running round smoking.
People putting glue on teachers chairs.
I rem alot of people hacking school computers and sending abuse to teachers... they got done by the coppers lol.
to guys pushing each other aroudn 1 one guy went through a window (bottom floor luckily)
I rem to much other bits from skool.
[Edited on 23-09-2005 by dirtydan]
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Charlene
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This didnt happen at school but at home with me brother
He proper was crying over me having hes toy so i chuiked it at him and cracked both hes front teeth
Also over roller blades, he was wanting them off me so threw them at him and just missed hes eye and cut just above it
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Cybermonkey
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
This didnt happen at school but at home with me brother
He proper was crying over me having hes toy so i chuiked it at him and cracked both hes front teeth
Also over roller blades, he was wanting them off me so threw them at him and just missed hes eye and cut just above it
chav
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Doug
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I was playing with my new BB gun after school showing mates how cool it was etc and as a bus drove past shot it and smashed a window on it
Got called into heads office next day and first thing he said to me was "are you armed" PMSL
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