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TNM
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19th Sep 05 at 13:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
id train it to ring half pint at 2.31 every morning
sxi16vjoe
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quote:
Originally posted by GREG 1
They are bottom of league 2 now



Division 4!!!!!!!
Carl
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Originally posted by sxi16vjoe
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Originally posted by CrazyCarlo
blowjobs, then i'd charge my mates a tenner a time.



You'd let yours mates have blowjobs off small hairy animals??




well they struggle to get blow jobs off owt else!
sxi16vjoe
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19th Sep 05 at 13:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by CrazyCarlo
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Originally posted by sxi16vjoe
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Originally posted by CrazyCarlo
blowjobs, then i'd charge my mates a tenner a time.



You'd let yours mates have blowjobs off small hairy animals??




well they struggle to get blow jobs off owt else!



You must have some ugly mates.
Ojc
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19th Sep 05 at 13:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'd teach it to bum me.
3CorsaMeal
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19th Sep 05 at 13:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
a monkey bum?
Carl
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quote:
Originally posted by sxi16vjoe
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Originally posted by CrazyCarlo
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Originally posted by sxi16vjoe
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Originally posted by CrazyCarlo
blowjobs, then i'd charge my mates a tenner a time.



You'd let yours mates have blowjobs off small hairy animals??




well they struggle to get blow jobs off owt else!



You must have some ugly mates.


Far from it, my Best mate gets loads of interest off women, he just got fucked about by his first love and its mentally scared him and he can't be arsed with women. He wont waste petrol on them if they live more than 5 minutes away
Tom
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19th Sep 05 at 13:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'd teach it to steal only off horrible ppl tho
sxi16vjoe
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19th Sep 05 at 13:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Tom
I'd teach it to steal only off horrible ppl tho


Yes steal virginity from young bitches
Edd
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19th Sep 05 at 13:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sxi16vjoe
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Originally posted by Tom
I'd teach it to steal only off horrible ppl tho


Yes steal virginity from underage bitches



repeat offender
sxi16vjoe
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19th Sep 05 at 13:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Edd_20
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Originally posted by sxi16vjoe
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Originally posted by Tom
I'd teach it to steal only off horrible ppl tho


Yes steal virginity from underage bitches



repeat offender





I only went to prison for unpaid bus fares
Tom
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19th Sep 05 at 13:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'd also teach it to use a camera, and more specifickly how to take upskirt shots
sxi16vjoe
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Originally posted by Tom
I'd also teach it to use a camera, and more specifickly how to take upskirt shots


I'd teach it to spit at policemen
Ojc
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19th Sep 05 at 14:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'd teach it to milk my prostrate
Edd
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19th Sep 05 at 14:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
prostate
3CorsaMeal
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Poontang
sxi16vjoe
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bum love

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