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Author I annoyed an eBay nerd/chav hybrid....
Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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15th Sep 05 at 16:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I've got a lame reply!

"Just an idea, get yourself a girl, unless you are one, and lay off the stupid questions. back to school monday are you?"

he has asked me a question so its only fair i reply again
Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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15th Sep 05 at 16:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

replied with

"Back to University on Wednesday, thanks for asking. There is a sale on at Elizibeth Duke, thought you might be interested, i'm sure you will be first to the door in your chipped mondeo.

Any chance of some dyno graphs to prove your claims? Don't really wont to be mis-informing people on your adverts do we, doubt ebay would take kindly to it."

couldn't think of owt to put.
bradfincham
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Registered: 20th Sep 02
Location: East Of England Drives: Clio 172
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15th Sep 05 at 16:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

his reply to me:

I must inform you that I have much more important things to do with my day (like work) than to waste time Emailing a rolling Road Report to people like yourself, if you read the advert, 5-20BHP I gained 12BHP on my vehicle and remember I have a massive Induction Kit which helps, all cars are different, so how can my Rolling road report prove what you are going to get from this resistor fitted into your car!
I made a quote from facts that I have, which will be provided on a legality basis, by the simple fact that you are asking me for proof of gains on my vehicle would imply that you do not believe my figures, hence, don?t buy the item, Fact: only buy products from people you can trust, my feedback tells that I can be trusted, but then maybe you have not been using Ebay much.
Have a great day, and please, try not to let this eat you up too much, there are much better ways of wasting your time. And one more thing, this text is a cut and paste, so it took me 5 seconds to reply to your message, (see what I mean about time wasting!)
All the best from Dazzarooney.
Carr
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Registered: 1st Oct 04
Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
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15th Sep 05 at 16:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by bradfincham
his reply to me:

I must inform you that I have much more important things to do with my day (like work) than to waste time Emailing a rolling Road Report to people like yourself, if you read the advert, 5-20BHP I gained 12BHP on my vehicle and remember I have a massive Induction Kit which helps, all cars are different, so how can my Rolling road report prove what you are going to get from this resistor fitted into your car!
I made a quote from facts that I have, which will be provided on a legality basis, by the simple fact that you are asking me for proof of gains on my vehicle would imply that you do not believe my figures, hence, don?t buy the item, Fact: only buy products from people you can trust, my feedback tells that I can be trusted, but then maybe you have not been using Ebay much.
Have a great day, and please, try not to let this eat you up too much, there are much better ways of wasting your time. And one more thing, this text is a cut and paste, so it took me 5 seconds to reply to your message, (see what I mean about time wasting!)
All the best from Dazzarooney.



Absolutely pissed myself at this
ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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15th Sep 05 at 16:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

So where did he get his power figures from? How does a 'massive induction kit' give him any more power? How? Why? I just want to torment the guy because I don't have anything better to do for the next week
bradfincham
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Registered: 20th Sep 02
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15th Sep 05 at 16:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I have, i said as im a student on a meng mechanical engineering and automotive course i would like to see this backed up and could he please introduce a lecture on this amazing product that all the car manufacturers have missed out on!!

Imagine the chav with his elizabeth duke, mondeo with dustbin for an induction kit trying to tell 400 mechanical engineers about this
ed
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15th Sep 05 at 16:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"Well, you see, Bosch (or whoever) invested a couple of hundred thousand pounds in developing an engine management system. But, with the magic of a 15omh resistor I have figerd out a way of transforming this system and in total I have got an extra 15bhp, at the cost of 17p per bhp RRP."

I'm sure the lecturers would even be fascinated by this...
ed
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15th Sep 05 at 16:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What happens if your car uses a MAP sensor? Is it compatible.... Hehehe, my next question for him, I wonder if he knows what a map sensor is
bradfincham
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Registered: 20th Sep 02
Location: East Of England Drives: Clio 172
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15th Sep 05 at 17:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i said your a hoax and must be reported to ebay for being a time wasting chav, i bet i get banned
ed
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15th Sep 05 at 17:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Apparently he wants me banned from eBay too, and thats meant to be a really bad thing because I wont be able to buy second hand tat...
Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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15th Sep 05 at 17:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

how do you report people to ebay? if we all report him he will probably get banned.
bradfincham
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Registered: 20th Sep 02
Location: East Of England Drives: Clio 172
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15th Sep 05 at 17:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I love chumps, may have to add him to msn if can find his email
Poot
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Registered: 30th Jan 05
Location: Wales/midlands drives: 1.6 16v
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15th Sep 05 at 19:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by CrazyCarlo
how do you report people to ebay? if we all report him he will probably get banned.

I'm with carlo

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