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Cybermonkey

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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
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8th Sep 05 at 14:14

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Illegal immegrant

Arse Rapist

Cybermonkey

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8th Sep 05 at 14:15

ok ok if everyone is willing to donate, any amount is greatly appreciated. will sort out paypal tomorrow

--Dave--

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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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8th Sep 05 at 14:20

fcuking sponging bastid

I would help out if I wasn't already in need of money myself.

Robbo

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8th Sep 05 at 14:23

Still, AUD 3500 is approx £1600 so its not too bad

Cybermonkey

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8th Sep 05 at 14:23

i was only joking david

i have a nice physique now, i might well use it to sell myself on the streets of kings cross

Cybermonkey

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Location: Sydney, Australia
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8th Sep 05 at 14:24

quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
Still, AUD 3500 is approx £1600 so its not too bad

yeah not too bad if it werent for the fact that i pay 33% on everything i earn

i should be ok though, just gotta keep fingers crossed that i get plenty of hours at work

Robbo

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8th Sep 05 at 14:25

do it dude!

Cybermonkey

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8th Sep 05 at 14:34

thankyou for the concern lads, i reckon everything should work out though. if not, i would most certainly go on the run to avoid returning to that shithole

psycho sport

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Registered: 27th Mar 03
Location: Guildford Surrey Drives: Vauxhall Monaro
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8th Sep 05 at 14:38

how long will $3500 keep you in the country for? or is that like a final payment or something?

CorsAsh

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8th Sep 05 at 14:38

Can you not just claim asylum, have a billion kids and sponge off the state?

Oh, sorry, forgot Australias not like England.

--Dave--

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8th Sep 05 at 14:39

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
i was only joking david i have a nice physique now, i might well use it to sell myself on the streets of kings cross

come to kings cross and go to the small shack on the corner near the station, ask for Wilma

--Dave--

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8th Sep 05 at 14:39

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Can you not just claim asylum, have a billion kids and sponge off the state?

Oh, sorry, forgot Australias not like England.

Bardsleys

Cybermonkey

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8th Sep 05 at 14:41

quote:
Originally posted by psycho sport
how long will $3500 keep you in the country for? or is that like a final payment or something?

no its a bond that stays in the government treasury for 2 years, then is given back + interest earnt

so in the long run it is a good savings plan, but its a bastard to get that much money together in such little time.

Cybermonkey

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8th Sep 05 at 14:42

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
i was only joking david i have a nice physique now, i might well use it to sell myself on the streets of kings cross

come to kings cross and go to the small shack on the corner near the station, ask for Wilma

wilma

she aint coming near me again, still get cramps in my ass

CorsAsh

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8th Sep 05 at 14:44

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Can you not just claim asylum, have a billion kids and sponge off the state?

Oh, sorry, forgot Australias not like England.

Bardsleys

leeshez

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Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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8th Sep 05 at 14:45

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey

quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
lets all send Dave money via Paypal to help him out

thanks man donations over £100 are appreciated, anything less you can bloody well keep

well fcuk you then i was going to send my £90 overtime money but i will keep it

Cybermonkey

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8th Sep 05 at 14:50

leeshez

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8th Sep 05 at 15:14

NO seriously i hope it gets sorted out

Cybermonkey

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8th Sep 05 at 15:14

thanks mate

--Dave--

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8th Sep 05 at 15:14

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Can you not just claim asylum, have a billion kids and sponge off the state?

Oh, sorry, forgot Australias not like England.

Bardsleys

Splashman, you know, that family that did Wife Swap? Got 8 kids and sponge about 35k a year on benefits alone. Dad doesn't work. Mum did a topless thing in the sun for charity. Now doing a programme (on about 11 every night i think) about taking over a B&B in blackpool for a few weeks.

gianluigi

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8th Sep 05 at 15:15

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey

quote:
Originally posted by willay
$3500 is like £74.90 anyway.

Come back and we'll go St Albans.

$3500 = £1,466.36

but yes i miss st albans greatly, i miss getting mashed in the peahen and getting the free bus to Batchwood

St Albans was the name of my high school

koolkorsa

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8th Sep 05 at 15:18

Why don't you borrow it off a family member?

Shane

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8th Sep 05 at 16:52

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey

quote:
Originally posted by willay
$3500 is like £74.90 anyway.

Come back and we'll go St Albans.

$3500 = £1,466.36

but yes i miss st albans greatly, i miss getting mashed in the peahen and getting the free bus to Batchwood

st.albans is still a fucking shit hole though i h8 living near it

vibrio

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8th Sep 05 at 16:55

I was looking at jobs in Sydney today

Shane

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8th Sep 05 at 16:58

quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
I was looking at jobs in Sydney today

why the sad face?

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