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Craig W
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6th Sep 05 at 09:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I knew i should've stayed in...
Pablo
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I oke up this morning, read that and was like WTF Then read the post and it all made sense
Dom
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fucking legend
SetH
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Craig you are fucking king dong

Did those lads fancy themselves as hitmen then? following you to the toilets like they were in true lies or something.
vibrio
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pics
Craig W
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
pics


Im gonna try and get some of the bird who had the sh*ts, shouldn't be too hard as she's not particularly classy
SteveW
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as classy as a wank on the train ???

nice story mate, passed the time a little
Craig W
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I'd say she was about as classy as a wank in New Orleans.
Wrighty
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lmao someone had a fun night!
RS6
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Craig what a story good on you mate!
Meat-Pie-SRI
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well done!
Carr
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That is the first thing that has made me laugh uncontrollably in ages.
Pure class
Robbo
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LMAO Leg-end
Mark Petty
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thats a good story
Spydee
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excellent read!!
Jamie Walby
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That was quality! There was a fight in Walkabout last night in the middle of the dancefloor.....I just continued to boogie on down in the middle of it

Craig, your a legend!
Mikorsa16v
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Craig you fucking legend
chris-sri
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Thanks Craig I just spat coffee all over the floor That is one of the funniest stories I have heard in a long time.
-wylo-
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Glad i read all that!! fucking hilarious! legend!
Laura_1.416v
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ROFLMFAO!!
Mav 3000
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Thats the funniest story I've ever read on this website. It had it all - sex, violence and a good storyline.

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Demo
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FPMSL nice one craigy boy
Craig W
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The bird who had the squirts has been txting me today, so i sent her this txt:
'Women eh! Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys & clits. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines & legs waxed, & they wont take it up the arse because it HURTS'
She then replied with 'You joker... i love it' so i txt her back saying 'You love the txt or getting your dirt box ram raided?' and got a reply of 'Up the arse' - no wonder she had the runs, i bet her chocolate starfish is a gaping hole and the excrement just drips on its own free will.


[Edited on 06-09-2005 by Ian]
Demo
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stick your dic up her bumbum craigy
Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by Demo
stick your dic up her bumbum craigy


If she has the shits when he does her up the arse, he could pretend to be a black man...

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