Jason Iles
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Originally posted by Andy Stocker
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Originally posted by Jason Iles
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Originally posted by Andy Stocker
I thought I found my ' one', but I was not her ' one'.
Feelings aren't always mutual, so be careful.
I'm your one 
Give me time i'm still grieving ........ roll on holiday 
I will punish you, and drill my man bit in you soon 
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
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Originally posted by Andy Stocker
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Originally posted by Jason Iles
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Originally posted by Andy Stocker
I thought I found my ' one', but I was not her ' one'.
Feelings aren't always mutual, so be careful.
I'm your one
Give me time i'm still grieving ........ roll on holiday
I will punish you, and drill my man bit in you soon
Now their's true love 
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--Dave--
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you'll never know, love can be fcuked up sometimes and deal you some right shoot!
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Tom
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Originally posted by --Dave--
you'll never know, love can be fcuked up sometimes and deal you some right shoot!
Very true you speak sense oh wise one
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Cybermonkey
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david is very wise
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Tom
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Originally posted by Cybermonkey
david is very wise
yes he is wise to every single one of my sexual advances  even the really obscure ones 
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--Dave--
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was just talking utter bollocks really
I'm really very sensitive
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--Dave--
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Tom don't stop trying, I know you enjoy the thrill of the chase
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Tom
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That ass will be mine, or........ i will land my plane on your runway 
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--Dave--
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if we both load Flight Sim 2005 I will lend you rear end me with your jumbo?
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--Dave--
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we can also dock with each other and exchange fluids....
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Tom
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 I don't get it
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Cybermonkey
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Originally posted by --Dave--
if we both load Flight Sim 2005 I will lend you rear end me with your jumbo?
oh please, i could get an A380 into your hangar 
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Tom
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--Dave--
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Originally posted by Cybermonkey
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Originally posted by --Dave--
if we both load Flight Sim 2005 I will lend you rear end me with your jumbo?
oh please, i could get an A380 into your hangar
yes, yes you could. It would like throwing a drawing pin down an alley
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Cybermonkey
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like threading a needle through the grand canyon
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--Dave--
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indeed.
Like throwing a sausage into a barrel
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Ally
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If he farts in bed and you don't push him out ... he will know you love him
If the sex is still good after being together for ages 
If you dont mind washing his clothes, cooking for him and generally looking after him 
If you dont mind kissing him when he has morning breath
If you honestly think that you would go to the end of the world for him, then he would be the one
I think i've found the 'one' ... but like CM i would wake up in a few years and think somthing completely different, so only time can tell on that one
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Tom
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Yes aiming a pencil at the mersey tunnel sorry that was poo
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--Dave--
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Tom that was a valiant attempt at humour.
Well done
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Cybermonkey
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
If he farts in bed and you don't push him out ... he will know you love him
If the sex is still good after being together for ages
If you dont mind washing his clothes, cooking for him and generally looking after him
If you dont mind kissing him when he has morning breath
If you honestly think that you would go to the end of the world for him, then he would be the one
I think i've found the 'one' ... but like CM i would wake up in a few years and think somthing completely different, so only time can tell on that one
ally it didnt help when i found out she got off with our old next door neighbour, planned to have a lesbo session with a stranger and generally decided not to put-out anymore
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Kathryn W
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I think that when you have found the right person you get butterflys in your stomach when you see them, and you get all nervous...
When you've been with them for about a month or so... and have a little break you find life boring and sad without them...
You can talk to them about anything without getting shy or embarassed, also you can see yourself with them for a while into the future. You just feel you 'click' with each other!
That's IMO, although only yourself know your in love, when you get that special feeling!
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Cybermonkey
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like whipping string at Ojc's gaping ass
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--Dave--
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love the way girls think they're perfect in every way.
You should smell my bird's morning breath. Fcuk me it stinks and I tell her so. I won't kiss her until she brushes her teeth.
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Kathryn W
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Originally posted by --Dave--
love the way girls think they're perfect in every way.
You should smell my bird's morning breath. Fcuk me it stinks and I tell her so. I won't kiss her until she brushes her teeth.
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