CCA
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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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A girl i used to work with is a jehovahs witness and she pure filth, she had a different bloke every week and had no problem with sharing every detail but according to her religion your are not meant to have sex before marriage or you go to hell or something. At least she'll have enjoyed herself first 
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corsa5dr
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: Bath/Bristol - Evo 4 GSR
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Originally posted by Bart
any religion that does not condone blood transfusions in this day and age is wrong.
A JW would rather let a person/child die then let him/her have a blood Trans.
So true. My Ex's mums ex boyfriend used to invite them in and argue with them about this, and pick holes in their beliefs, he used to have them talking for hours and a few agreed with him. Was sooo funny to watch
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chr15barn3s
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Registered: 5th Oct 03
Location: Farnborough
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Religion is the most pointless thing in the world imo. Ive never understood it and cant understand why people believe in it
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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this 1 jehova woman came to my door, cor she was a milf 
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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fooks me off, people shoving there beliefs into others lives
i don't knock on peoples doors saying, "ever thought of smoking weed?" then proceed to tell them why i believe in it
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richard_syko
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Registered: 17th Dec 03
Location: Newport, Wales
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Im a Jedi knight.
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Originally posted by gianluigi
this 1 jehova woman came to my door, cor she was a milf
Should of tried to pull her sounds like they're all a tad on the easy side just don't try and pull her with xmas presents
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Carly
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Registered: 21st Aug 03
Location: sheffield
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At school there was a lass in my class who was JW, every year i had to make the same bloody awkwad decision whether to send her a bloody christmas card, didnt want to look like a cunt for not sending one, but didnt want to send her a nice one cos i knew i wouldnt get one back
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richard_syko
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Registered: 17th Dec 03
Location: Newport, Wales
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Could of just given her a banana 
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Carly
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Registered: 21st Aug 03
Location: sheffield
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Shes religious not an ape
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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My dads side of the family are Jehovahs, I went to a Jehovah wedding once, oh my god I've never experienced anything so ridiculous in all my life.
It was'nt that the two people were getting married because they loved each other it was because Jehovah god had decided that they should be together.
Religion is bull crap, I believe in myself and myself alone.
WORLD DOMINATION AND NUCLEAR WAR.
DIE DIE DIE
DEATH
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richard_syko
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Registered: 17th Dec 03
Location: Newport, Wales
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I believe in Carly
[Edited on 31-08-2005 by richard_syko]
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ryansss
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Registered: 27th Jan 05
Location: Southend
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They stopped knocking now. Last time I answered and said I was to tired from giving blood to talk to them.
Door to door religion salesman, shouldnt be allowed.
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Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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There is a Church or whatever they call them at the bottom of our road so they knock all the time. As soon as anything is religious i'm like nooooooooooooooo. They still keep knocking
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Carr
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Registered: 1st Oct 04
Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
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Just get one fo these stickiers that we have that says no canvassers or sellers then if they knock i feel i have every right to tell them to fuck off and learn to read.
Especially double glazing salesmen. Why the fuck they come round a new estate where all the houses have double glazing as standard i will never know 
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corsa5dr
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: Bath/Bristol - Evo 4 GSR
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Originally posted by richard_syko
Im a Jedi knight.
Me too, I put it on the last census 
Maybe we should go round knocking on peoples doors and attempt to educate them in 'the ways of the force'
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richard_syko
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Registered: 17th Dec 03
Location: Newport, Wales
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Could we go in a 5 door?
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corsa5dr
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: Bath/Bristol - Evo 4 GSR
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Im afraid not, Master me now rides in a far superior vehicle.
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L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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iv never had any knocking on my door, i feel im missing out 
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Dan B
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Registered: 25th Feb 01
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One of my brother's flatmates in Uni was in a rush one morning, and nearly knocked two over as they were walking up their path to knock on the door......in a rush, he told them to come back at about 3pm the next day.
When they did (and he checked it was them again before opening the door), he answered the door wearing a white sheet wrapped around him like a toga, splashed with quite a bit of red food colouring, carrying a large carving knife, and told them it was inconvenient as he was in the middle of sacrificing some chickens, then got my brother (hidden in a back-room) to press play on an MP3 he'd managed to find on the net of some chickens going berserk...
He said the looks on the two JW's was a classic, they went bright white, and then legged it......they were never seen on the entire street again, never mind at his door!
[Edited on 31-08-2005 by Dan B]
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timmy101
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Registered: 3rd Feb 05
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa5dr
quote:
Originally posted by richard_syko
Im a Jedi knight.
Me too, I put it on the last census
Maybe we should go round knocking on peoples doors and attempt to educate them in 'the ways of the force'
you normally get a few optians on applications form eg christian, muslim but at halesowen college they included jedi because of the amout of ppl that said they were jedi last year
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Katie
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Registered: 26th Mar 05
Location: Northampton
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
My dads side of the family are Jehovahs, I went to a Jehovah wedding once, oh my god I've never experienced anything so ridiculous in all my life.
It was'nt that the two people were getting married because they loved each other it was because Jehovah god had decided that they should be together.
Religion is bull crap, I believe in myself and myself alone.
WORLD DOMINATION AND NUCLEAR WAR.
DIE DIE DIE
DEATH
Thats like the JA, the 'cult' leader choses who is most suitable for each other. It's like an arranged marraige kind of thing.
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richard_syko
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Registered: 17th Dec 03
Location: Newport, Wales
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I wish to arrange a marraige with you Katie 
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Katie
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Registered: 26th Mar 05
Location: Northampton
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quote:
Originally posted by richard_syko
I wish to arrange a marraige with you Katie
You keep posting things like that, stop it 
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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quote:
Originally posted by richard_syko
I wish to arrange a marraige with you Katie
Are you pakistani or something?
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