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Originally posted by Ben
i once had a time when i could of nailed a mates mum.

me and my mate went out , ended up bumping into his mum and her mate , anyhow all night she kept saying how cute i were and then kept pecking me on my cheek n stuff my mate thought she were winding him up and so did i.

anyhow me my mate and his mum get a taxi back to his and her mate fucked off , my mate said i could stay in his bed and he will sleep on couch , so thinking nothing of it i go upstairs , get changed and go for a piss and to get a wash , so am stood in bathroom washing my face and his mum walks in and closes door behind her (am like wtf) and she comes out with "you want me to tuck you in" i nearly had a heart attack and said "naaaa am ok ta" )god knows fucking why! and she says ok and walks out , since then i have regretted it so much , infact ill never get over it as she is a milf

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Originally posted by Cybermonkey

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Originally posted by Ben
i once had a time when i could of nailed a mates mum.

me and my mate went out , ended up bumping into his mum and her mate , anyhow all night she kept saying how cute i were and then kept pecking me on my cheek n stuff my mate thought she were winding him up and so did i.

anyhow me my mate and his mum get a taxi back to his and her mate fucked off , my mate said i could stay in his bed and he will sleep on couch , so thinking nothing of it i go upstairs , get changed and go for a piss and to get a wash , so am stood in bathroom washing my face and his mum walks in and closes door behind her (am like wtf) and she comes out with "you want me to tuck you in" i nearly had a heart attack and said "naaaa am ok ta" )god knows fucking why! and she says ok and walks out , since then i have regretted it so much , infact ill never get over it as she is a milf

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you turn me on, big boy

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Originally posted by RichACS
yeah, i slept with this lass and she's only just told me today that she's late, and that she's never late!

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Originally posted by CCA
You dont have a timetable for your period, things can affect it which make it late such as stress so i wouldnt panic just yet

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Originally posted by --Dave--
Cybermonkey - I have seriously got a lazy lob on from reading Ben's reply Want to play light sabers?

Oh and isn't it funny how all the blokes go "haha" or "pics" or "nice one mate" and as soon as a bitch bitch what other shoot are you gonna come out with"

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