Dom
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http://www.solargeneral.com/library/AIDS.jpg 
HARSH
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PainZ
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right foudn my local place, calling them at lunch
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sunnyb
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hurt stickin that cotton bud down me penis! then when i was aked to pee in a cup, i couldnt pee! stupid nerves!
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Mad Moe
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Originally posted by Dom
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Originally posted by gianluigi
they put a cotton bud up ur willy.....apparently
that would be the nice way - its like an umbrella that opens up and scraps down your monsters eye - then they get you to piss in a cup afterwards, and it feels like youre giving birth to razor blades.
Have fun though 
Stop winding the poor lad up
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SteveW
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Originally posted by sunnyb
hurt stickin that cotton bud down me penis! then when i was aked to pee in a cup, i couldnt pee! stupid nerves!
same.. i had to go off to the toilet to do it
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Dom
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Originally posted by Mad Moe
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Originally posted by Dom
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Originally posted by gianluigi
they put a cotton bud up ur willy.....apparently
that would be the nice way - its like an umbrella that opens up and scraps down your monsters eye - then they get you to piss in a cup afterwards, and it feels like youre giving birth to razor blades.
Have fun though
Stop winding the poor lad up
to be fair though, isnt the nicest of feelings and would say it was a bit more than "funky" as stevey put it - plus the old tackle is a bit raw for a day or so afterwards, which doesnt do you any favours either 
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sunnyb
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Originally posted by sunnyb
hurt stickin that cotton bud down me penis! then when i was aked to pee in a cup, i couldnt pee! stupid nerves!
same.. i had to go off to the toilet to do it
my doctor who did mine was a black bloke and he said his name was doctor lurv! he told me this and then the pee came rushin out! i couldnt stop laughing!
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Mad Moe
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I was fine, stung a little bit for about an hour
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Tom
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I've had one 
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Brett
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I've had one
goes without sayin mate
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Edd
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std or test tom?
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Ally
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it shouldnt be painful, just uncomfortable
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Tom
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std or test tom?
The first chlamydia it's the sex lotto
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Edd
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Originally posted by Edd_20
std or test tom?
The first chlamydia it's the sex lotto
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dna23
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It bloody hurts!!
I had this little prong thing pushed down japs eye and then they open up something up and scrape it back!
I was clear thankgod 
brad's right... it fooking hurts apparently
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bradfincham
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From now on i use a freddy tent and make the new misus go so if shes clear then im ok
Sod doing that again, i was so nervous and it hurt like a bugger. Plus me having a curly wurly for a knob didnt help
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TNM
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Plus me having a curly wurly for a knob didnt help
what thin and coverd in poo? 
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vibrio
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Originally posted by Ally
it shouldnt be painful, just uncomfortable
when have you ever had a cotton bud rammed up your japs eye.
the swab is for microbial tests. if they take blood they can measure antibody titres but thats not indicitive of an STD unless it's somthing like HIV which is present in blood.
Common STD's
HIV - viral blood test (no cure)
Herpes - viral visual identification/virus swab/blood test (no Cure)
Genital Warts - viral visual identification/virus swab (no Cure)
Gonorrhea - bacterial swab/urine (antibiotics)
Syphilis - visual identification of bactium/DNA and antibody based rapid test kits ( swab) (anitbiotics)
Chlamydia - visual identification of bactium/urin test (antibiotics)
Trichomoniasis - Microscopic identification (swab) (anitbiotics)
Nonspecific urethritis - see above
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Sam
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So in other words you can't rely on just a blood test only?
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Tom
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Originally posted by bradfincham
Plus me having a curly wurly for a knob didnt help
what thin and coverd in poo?
PMSl
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willay
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man how did I miss this thread
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richard_syko
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man how did I miss this thread
You where out at the clinic?
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willay
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onsite actually
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richard_syko
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Gutting
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Jambo
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No cure for some of them 
Christ it is indeed the sexual lottery
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