Half Pint
Member
Registered: 25th Mar 02
User status: Offline
|
Don't rape and no dry anal sex 
|
Mad Moe
Member
Registered: 14th Jun 01
Location: Northumberland
User status: Offline
|
DBFing is a definite no-no
|
Cybermonkey
Member
Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by K2 HOY
quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
quote:
Originally posted by K2 HOY
quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
quote:
Originally posted by K2 HOY
thats gonna be in my mind now dont wanna go snapping that... does it hurt when pissing aswell? bet little johnny cant be used for a few weeks
well i did, just be careful, and yes it can hurt when pissing.
how can i be carefull and prevent this occerance? 
make sure you are aiming properly when bashing away
i have slipped a few times and yes thats painfull
i think its similar to ramming your fingernails into the wall as hard as you can
|
K2 GTi
Member
Registered: 21st Oct 04
User status: Offline
|
OUCH! Made me cringe
|
CCA
Member
Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
User status: Offline
|
Thanks HP and Cybermonkey but ill pass i have too many bruises right now i dont need more
|
--Dave--
Banned
Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
User status: Offline
|
worst injury sustained was when an ex was on top riding away and lifted up a little too high... cock came out and she basically sat right down on top of it almost breaking it in half. We both heard a sort of clicking/bone noise and i just rolled over crying
|
K2 GTi
Member
Registered: 21st Oct 04
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
worst injury sustained was when an ex was on top riding away and lifted up a little too high... cock came out and she basically sat right down on top of it almost breaking it in half. We both heard a sort of clicking/bone noise and i just rolled over crying
|
CCA
Member
Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by K2 HOY
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
worst injury sustained was when an ex was on top riding away and lifted up a little too high... cock came out and she basically sat right down on top of it almost breaking it in half. We both heard a sort of clicking/bone noise and i just rolled over crying
Seconded
|
--Dave--
Banned
Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
User status: Offline
|
it wasn't funny at the time mate 
Hurt every time i got a boner after that...
Another one was when she decided to suck a little too hard on my tongue cos she was excited felt something under my tongue rip/tear and for months after it hurt continuously. Still hurts now occasionally
Women 
|
Rileysport
Member
Registered: 18th Jun 04
Location: West Yorkshire
User status: Offline
|
at this thread 
had a lass bite my cock whilst giving me a bj... clamped down propper hard too, last time i grabbed a lasses head under those cicumstances
|
K2 GTi
Member
Registered: 21st Oct 04
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
it wasn't funny at the time mate
Hurt every time i got a boner after that...
Another one was when she decided to suck a little too hard on my tongue cos she was excited felt something under my tongue rip/tear and for months after it hurt continuously. Still hurts now occasionally
Women
ive also nearly had my tongue sucked out! and i feel your pain mate... ouch
|
CCA
Member
Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
User status: Offline
|
Its not women, its that particular one
Dont tar everyone with the same brush
|
Half Pint
Member
Registered: 25th Mar 02
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by CCA
Its not women, its that particular one
Dont tar everyone with the same brush
I wish to paint you with my meat brush 
and you can never have enough bruises through sex
|
--Dave--
Banned
Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by CCA
Its not women, its that particular one
Dont tar everyone with the same brush
whoa bit touchy ain't we? chill out.
SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!!!
|
CCA
Member
Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
User status: Offline
|
Nope im not touchy about it
|
--Dave--
Banned
Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
User status: Offline
|
lol ok
|
Half Pint
Member
Registered: 25th Mar 02
User status: Offline
|
Rag Week by any chance 
|
CCA
Member
Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
User status: Offline
|
nope not rag week
|
--Dave--
Banned
Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
User status: Offline
|
ROFL @ rag week
|
stuartmitchell
Member
Registered: 24th Apr 04
Location: Kirkliston, Edinburgh
User status: Offline
|
fell off the bed once
|
dannycorsa c
Member
Registered: 8th Mar 03
Location: manchester (astley/tyldesley)
User status: Offline
|
i snaped my bajo string twice! worst pain in the world! couldnt fuk for about 3weeks
|
CorsAsh
Member
Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
User status: Offline
|
Snapped my banjo string... twice. Was pissed the second time, as was the lass, and just carried on, then thought OH SHIT when I saw blood everywhere...
|
Poot
Member
Registered: 30th Jan 05
Location: Wales/midlands drives: 1.6 16v
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by jake
whats a banjo string? I looked it up on google and it came up with 5 string banjos.
what he said
|
Dom
Member
Registered: 13th Sep 03
User status: Offline
|
got a few wall burns on my knees from knocking the daylights out of my ex, about it really
banjo string - the muscle that runs the length of your shaft, that connects you foreskin (something like that). Anyone got the propper name for it?
|
CorsAsh
Member
Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
User status: Offline
|
Dom - Penile Frenulum.
|
