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Author Funny chat up lines!
SteveW
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3rd Aug 05 at 12:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no chatup lines are classy...
jmucorsasport
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3rd Aug 05 at 12:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
How bout..... u don't sweat much for a fat b***h
Jason Iles
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3rd Aug 05 at 12:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"Do you have a twin??"

"No".

Phew "Imagine trying to find 2 blokes for you ugly bitch's"
luisa
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3rd Aug 05 at 12:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"ello fancy a fcuk!?"
Jason Iles
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3rd Aug 05 at 12:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by luisa
"ello fancy a fcuk!?"


Your classy, I love you
Cybermonkey
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3rd Aug 05 at 12:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hi gorgeous you wanna beer? this ones on me, maybe later i can get on you

( i learnt this one from a fat 12yo kid courtesy of The Man Show )
Craigos
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3rd Aug 05 at 13:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Hey up sexy heres 20p to ring ya mum to tell her your not comming home 2nite
--Dave--
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3rd Aug 05 at 13:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
hi gorgeous you wanna beer? this ones on me, maybe later i can get on you

( i learnt this one from a fat 12yo kid courtesy of The Man Show )


funny as fcuk that was...

'I fcuk on the first date'
stuartmitchell
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3rd Aug 05 at 14:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Im no Fred Flintstone but I can defiantly make your Bed-rock

luisa
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3rd Aug 05 at 14:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by luisa
"ello fancy a fcuk!?"



i said this yesterday but was only messin i wouldn't really say that to pull!
Jason Iles
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3rd Aug 05 at 15:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by luisa
quote:
Originally posted by luisa
"ello fancy a fcuk!?"



i said this yesterday but was only messin i wouldn't really say that to pull!


What would you say
luisa
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3rd Aug 05 at 15:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by luisa
quote:
Originally posted by luisa
"ello fancy a fcuk!?"



i said this yesterday but was only messin i wouldn't really say that to pull!


What would you say


i dont say anything i just shake my booty on the dance floor baby
Half Pint
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3rd Aug 05 at 15:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
^^^ Like the sound of that

Pic's !
Pablo
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3rd Aug 05 at 15:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ive seen that booty shakin on the dance floor !!!
Half Pint
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3rd Aug 05 at 15:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
does she shake it well ?
Pablo
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3rd Aug 05 at 15:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
not as well as me, but she aint bad



Jason Iles
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3rd Aug 05 at 15:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by luisa
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by luisa
quote:
Originally posted by luisa
"ello fancy a fcuk!?"



i said this yesterday but was only messin i wouldn't really say that to pull!


What would you say


i dont say anything i just shake my booty on the dance floor baby


Bless your cottons x
luisa
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3rd Aug 05 at 15:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Pablo
not as well as me, but she aint bad





watever trevor
Pablo
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3rd Aug 05 at 15:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Pffffffffft
luisa
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3rd Aug 05 at 15:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by luisa
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by luisa
quote:
Originally posted by luisa
"ello fancy a fcuk!?"



i said this yesterday but was only messin i wouldn't really say that to pull!


What would you say


i dont say anything i just shake my booty on the dance floor baby


Bless your cottons x


no words needed
CorsAsh
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3rd Aug 05 at 15:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"Would you like to play a game?"

"What game?"

"How about - Hide my cock in your cunt"
Half Pint
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3rd Aug 05 at 15:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
bye sweetie
luisa
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Jason Iles
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3rd Aug 05 at 15:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My usual chat up line is "ffflup raaaarrrhh he he he", then I fall down
Pablo
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3rd Aug 05 at 15:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Or..... Flap Flap

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