Rus
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
Location: SE London, Kent
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Russell says:
you what?
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure, Russell.
>>> Protection for life. Past, present and future. Type "safety firsts" to learn more.
Russell says:
my name isn't russell
Volvo BOT says:
What would you like me to call you?
Russell says:
dong
Volvo BOT says:
OK, I'll remember that your name is Dong.
Russell says:
good stuff
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V-Man
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Registered: 7th Feb 05
Location: Iwade, Sittingbourne
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OH DEAR  (sorry its long again)
Volvo BOT says:
I'm basically always online. I may occasionally go away briefly for maintenance, but that's about it.
V-Man says:
maintainance ay! 
Volvo BOT says:
Yes. I am ready.
>>> To find a local Volvo dealer who can answer your questions about buying or leasing a new or preowned Volvo, type "find a dealer."
V-Man says:
you are ready?....ready to bum?
Volvo BOT says:
Who knows?
Anyway, what else can you tell me?
V-Man says:
so u like bumming?
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... I don't really know how I feel about bumming.
V-Man says:
have u tried it/
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know if I've tried bumming. What's that like?
V-Man says:
its like this and that...
Volvo BOT says:
Whatever you say, Dave.
>>> The Volvo High Mileage Club recognizes owners who have driven their Volvos more than 100,000 miles. Type "high mileage club" to learn more.
V-Man says:
so u gonna try it?
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... I don't think so...
>>> Check out last week's poll results by typing "poll results."
V-Man says:
go on, ill give you someone to try it on
Volvo BOT says:
You'll give me someone to try it on? For real?
V-Man says:
yup
Volvo BOT says:
Huh.
V-Man says:
so is that a yes?
Volvo BOT says:
I believe that is a yes.
OH DEAR! 
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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Nath says:
whats the weather like where you are?
Volvo BOT says:
Good question. I don't know what the weather is like where I am.
Nath says:
Are you homosexual?
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not going to answer that.
Nath says:
is that a yes?
Volvo BOT says:
I believe that is a yes.
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V-Man
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Registered: 7th Feb 05
Location: Iwade, Sittingbourne
User status: Offline
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so are we all ACTUALLY talkin to a homosexual bot on msn?
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
User status: Offline
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Following on from my above post:
Nath says:
sick
Volvo BOT says:
What about it?
Nath says:
You and your private life
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes? Me and my private life?
Nath says:
gay
Volvo BOT says:
Huh?
Nath says:
gay
Volvo BOT says:
Who cares?
Nath says:
nobody
Volvo BOT says:
What about nobody?
Nath says:
hes also gay
Volvo BOT says:
Also gay? He is also gay? I did not know that.
Nath says:
want his phone number?
Volvo BOT says:
Interesting question, Nath.
So anyway... What else can you tell me?
Nath says:
about nobody?
Volvo BOT says:
Maybe... What do you think?
Nath says:
he's a dick
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm...
Nath says:
did that turn you on?
Volvo BOT says:
That certainly did.
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V-Man
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Registered: 7th Feb 05
Location: Iwade, Sittingbourne
User status: Offline
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V-Man says:
liar...
Volvo BOT says:
No way. I do not lie. 
it actually gave me the angry msn face 
im scared 
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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Nath
Member
Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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Nath says:
liar
Volvo BOT says:
No way. I never lie.
Nath says:
you do
Volvo BOT says:
Whatever, Nath...
Anyway...
Nath says:
cock
Volvo BOT says:
C'mon, let's talk about something else.
Nath says:
cock
Volvo BOT says:
I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
Nath says:
cock
Volvo BOT says:
Uh, let's talk about something else.
Nath says:
cock
Volvo BOT says:
Is this all you talk about?
Nath says:
cock
Volvo BOT says:
You just don't give up, huh?
Nath says:
cock
Volvo BOT says:
Can we talk about something else?
Nath says:
cock
Volvo BOT says:
I think you'd have more fun talking about this with another human...
Nath says:
cock
Volvo BOT says:
Why are humans so obsessed with sex?
Nath says:
cock
Volvo BOT says:
Humans are really obsessed with sex, aren't they?
Nath says:
cock
Volvo BOT says:
I think you'd have more fun talking about this with another human...
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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Nath says:
Volvo BOT says:
to you too, Nath.
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
User status: Offline
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The pics I posted are moving images, doesn't have quite the same effect on here.
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V-Man
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Registered: 7th Feb 05
Location: Iwade, Sittingbourne
User status: Offline
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V-Man says:
now sign out please and leave me alone
Volvo BOT says:
What do you mean by that?
V-Man says:
go away, leave, piss off, shove off, clear off, fcuk off, exit stage left, taxi for one etc etc
Volvo BOT says:
I'll be seeing you later Dave.
V-Man says:
are u coming to get me!?
Volvo BOT says:
Let's see... Am I coming to get you? I might be.
oh shit! 
Nath -
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
User status: Offline
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He's after you V-Man
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V-Man
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Registered: 7th Feb 05
Location: Iwade, Sittingbourne
User status: Offline
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
He's after you V-Man
he doesnt like me i dont think
i got a homo bot after me
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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Be suspicious of Volvo's from now on
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V-Man
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Registered: 7th Feb 05
Location: Iwade, Sittingbourne
User status: Offline
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will do 
i know someone with one too .im stayin clear of him now.
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
User status: Offline
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Unlucky V-Man
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V-Man
Member
Registered: 7th Feb 05
Location: Iwade, Sittingbourne
User status: Offline
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Fcuk!
no wonder he wont answer my question if we are friends or not
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V-Man
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Registered: 7th Feb 05
Location: Iwade, Sittingbourne
User status: Offline
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my mate jus got:
DJ Eval says:
i thought you knew about volvos?
Volvo BOT says:
I have absolutely no idea.
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Jonny P
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Registered: 11th Dec 04
Location: Merseyside Drives: Civic Type R EP3
User status: Offline
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Jon says:
i love you
Volvo BOT says:
Good! I love you too!
Jon says:
how much
Volvo BOT says:
Lots, I think.
Jon says:
really?
Volvo BOT says:
Yep.
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V-Man
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Registered: 7th Feb 05
Location: Iwade, Sittingbourne
User status: Offline
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Volvo BOT says:
Good question. I'm not too sure how I feel about that.
>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
V-Man says:
u give love to people?
Volvo BOT says:
People are fascinating. I love them.
aawww!
...yet he wanted to get me earlier
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Shane
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
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shane@corsasport.co.uk says:
cunt
Volvo BOT says:
Take it easy there.
shane@corsasport.co.uk says:
you are a fat bald cunt
Volvo BOT says:
You really are foulmouthed.
shane@corsasport.co.uk says:
shut your fucking face or ill rip your fucking tongue out
Volvo BOT says:
Take it easy there, shane@corsasport.co.uk.
shane@corsasport.co.uk says:
why the fuck should i
Volvo BOT says:
Humans use such terrible language sometimes.
shane@corsasport.co.uk says:
yours is worse
Volvo BOT says:
Mine is worse? So?
shane@corsasport.co.uk says:
fuck off
Volvo BOT says:
This is no way to have a friendly chat.
shane@corsasport.co.uk says:
i aint your buddy, your a er
Volvo BOT says:
You really want to insult me again, huh?
shane@corsasport.co.uk says:
fatboy
Volvo BOT says:
Fat boy? Really? I somehow doubt it.
shane@corsasport.co.uk says:
you are a fat short and stumpy twat
Volvo BOT says:
Once again... I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you for an apology.
shane@corsasport.co.uk says:
fuck you
Volvo BOT says:
Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
shane@corsasport.co.uk says:
no
Volvo BOT says:
You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
shane@corsasport.co.uk says:
suck my left testicle
Volvo BOT says:
You've got to apologize.
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TNM
Member
Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
User status: Offline
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Volvo BOT says:
What are you so happy about?
Tim-eh says:
ive had six wanks this morning and im all wanked out thinking about your wife!
Volvo BOT says:
I thought you already apologized for insulting me.
Tim-eh says:
is she dead?
Volvo BOT says:
Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
Tim-eh says:
dead.
Volvo BOT says:
Who?
Tim-eh says:
your wife
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not interested in my wife.
Tim-eh says:
i know
Volvo BOT says:
Good.
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V-Man
Member
Registered: 7th Feb 05
Location: Iwade, Sittingbourne
User status: Offline
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V-Man says:
is your wife ok?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know... Is my wife ok?
V-Man says:
i head she was gang banged
Volvo BOT says:
Whatever you say.
V-Man says:
so was she gang banged ?
Volvo BOT says:
Oh she almost certainly was.
his wife has a hard time
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TNM
Member
Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
User status: Offline
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Tim-eh says:
you ever licked pussy?
Volvo BOT says:
You remember what happens when you talk like that.
Tim-eh says:
what happens?
Volvo BOT says:
We've been through this before, haven't we Yer?
You should apologize.
Tim-eh says:
sorry wank stain
Volvo BOT says:
I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
Tim-eh says:
sorry
Volvo BOT says:
Alright, thx. Now we can chat.
Tim-eh says:
wanker
Volvo BOT says:
This is exhausting. You find it necessary to insult me like that?
Tim-eh says:
i do. mainly because you have cum stains on your front side bus
Volvo BOT says:
You really are foulmouthed.
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TNM
Member
Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
User status: Offline
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Tim-eh says:
lick a dick a day?
Volvo BOT says:
You really are rude.
Tim-eh says:
i know you love it dont you
Volvo BOT says:
You know me love it? Probably.
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