SteveW
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i have never been caught... 
very nearly a few times 
by one of my mates once.. he came round mine a little earlier than expected and he knew what was going on, just was too polite to say anything (he was let in the house by my mum)
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Half Pint
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i just put a film on and crank the surround sound
always shagging at her place as she rents a room off one of my mates
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--Dave--
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just remembered another one...
my brother had just finished a session with his gf and left the condom on the side of the table (intending to deal with it after he got his clothes back on obviously).
They must have been laying there as you do when the dog came in and must have had a whiff of cum the dog jumped up and grabbed the condom in its mouth and ran straight to my parents room 
Next thing I hear was.... ""JAMES!"
I remember seeing it run past my room with this thing hanging out its mouth thinking "what the hell is that she's got, must be a new toy"
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Ally
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want to be, in a hotel room by a maid 
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willay
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thats ok tony, but its a different ball game when they stay with their parents.
at my house however I couldnt give a fuck, I'll put some jazzy girly type shit music to get her in the mood then we'll fuck like tomorrow isnt going to happen.
I also have this godzilla size bolt on my door which means no mofos are going to catch my white ass bopping up and down 
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Pablo
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PMSL!
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Skinz
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one smallish incident happened with another girlfriend, i used to shag her in my bed, then take the used johnny, fill it with water and flush it down the bog.
One day the toilet drain blocked, got a plumber round he forced out the blockage and about 20 or 30 used johnny came floating to the top thing is my parents dont use johnnys, one guess who it was 
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CCA
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willay you do make me laugh especially the swan comment
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SteveW
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
thats ok tony, but its a different ball game when they stay with their parents.
at my house however I couldnt give a fuck, I'll put some jazzy girly type shit music to get her in the mood then we'll fuck like tomorrow isnt going to happen.
I also have this godzilla size bolt on my door which means no mofos are going to catch my white ass bopping up and down
no champagne and flowers when your on the job is there
classy 
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Pablo
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My bed is noise as fcuk and the head board goes but made sure that we stopped when thought rents were home, they werent so we carried on
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willay
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
quote:
Originally posted by willay
thats ok tony, but its a different ball game when they stay with their parents.
at my house however I couldnt give a fuck, I'll put some jazzy girly type shit music to get her in the mood then we'll fuck like tomorrow isnt going to happen.
I also have this godzilla size bolt on my door which means no mofos are going to catch my white ass bopping up and down
no champagne and flowers when your on the job is there
classy
Man if its needed and the night is special I'll treat her like the princess she is, dont worry about Mr Will-o-lay, I'm romantic as fuck
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SteveW
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my headboard broke a while back... still aint fixed it..
damn those student nurses
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Half Pint
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door, i don't have a door
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willay
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quote:
Originally posted by CCA
willay you do make me laugh especially the swan comment
hey
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TNM
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Caugh biffing my ex by her mum.
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Half Pint
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was you on top or out the back.
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Skinz
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
Caugh biffing my mum by my ex.
sick 
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Half Pint
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I remember one....
Was at a mates house party and me and he mrs were a little turned on so we went into the spare room and got down to it.... pulled her skirt up and thong to one side..... she went on top and started to ride away. with that the door flew open and there was 6 of my mates standing there, they closed the door and we carried on to be interupted several more time.
I thought fuck this and bundled her off into my car and finished her off on the back seat
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Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
Caugh biffing my ex by her mum.
i got caught biffing your mum by your ex aswell 
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
I remember one....
Was at a mates house party and me and he mrs were a little turned on so we went into the spare room and got down to it.... pulled her skirt up and thong to one side..... she went on top and started to ride away. with that the door flew open and there was 6 of my mates standing there, they closed the door and we carried on to be interupted several more time.
I thought fuck this and bundled her off into my car and finished her off on the back seat
this gave me another semi
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Simon
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haha! Never been actually caught but on monday I took a girl home I met and were going for it on my bed, which is against the wall which divides my room and mom n dads, my beds squeky as hell so sure they knew what was going on, it got too bad so we finished off fuckin on floor
[Edited on 15-07-2005 by Simon]
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Rebrabuk
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I've been caught a few times. I have nothing to be ashamed of though..
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Carly
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When my brother first started seeing his lass, she stopped over for the first time, i had no idea she was there and id never met her before. Anyway the phone goes in the morning,im expecting a call so jump out of bed and into my bros room cos its the nearist phone, only to interupt then full on at it, euggghh, i just said "erm,i'll get it downstairs" and ran away
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MatthewR
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I got caught by the girl i was seeing fucking her from behind by her olders borthers best mate - he thought her room waqs the bathroom - dick!
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TNM
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Carly i want to see what you look like first thing in the morning.
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