willay
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Ally sup 
Fad you old bean!! Why are the pretty ones always so crazy? 
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Dom
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Originally posted by willay
Mate, I'm a serial chubby chaser, none of my girlfriends have been at a 'healthy' weight.
The first two were bearable fatty but still reallty fat, the third one was OMG FAT! and has back fat and THE HAIRY FANNY OF DOOM!. The one I'm with now is on the chubby side but shes absolutely lovely 
hahahaha
see chubby is good, im a big boned man i like women with arse, but whale arse and hairy fanny contraception is RUFFFFFFFF 
one question i have though, if im down the range shooting some balls with a few mates, what is the need for a lass to keep phoning you to check up?
is it because she has a lack of friends or what?? 
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Ally
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Originally posted by Fad
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Originally posted by Ally
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Originally posted by willay
Mate, I'm a serial chubby chaser, none of my girlfriends have been at a 'healthy' weight.
The first two were bearable fatty but still reallty fat, the third one was OMG FAT! and has back fat and THE HAIRY FANNY OF DOOM!. The one I'm with now is on the chubby side but shes absolutely lovely
Bless shallow hall
I do think some men are like shallow hal, Richie thinks im nice but i have a big arse
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Originally posted by Ally
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no funny stories but I think the girl I'm with now is a bit possessive when I forget to take my phone somewhere i get 6 or 7 missed calls from her, when she already knows what I'm doing (usually playing some form of sport or drinking beer)
I admit to doing that best thing to do is take phone and drop her a txt to let her know where u are and what ur doing, and whether she should wait up (if u live with her)
shes right u know. if u dont want 6 or 7 missed calls then do what Ally suggested 
I can't help forgetting my phone sometimes wherever I go. It's not important to me. I know people will try and contact me but that's tough shit to be honest.
I get messages from her like "why don't you reply to any of my texts?" and "what are you up to?"
FFS! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU BUNNY BOILING BINT!
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Ally
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Originally posted by willay
Ally sup
Im a chubby, would u chase me?
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Ally
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Originally posted by --Dave--
I can't help forgetting my phone sometimes wherever I go. It's not important to me. I know people will try and contact me but that's tough shit to be honest.
I get messages from her like "why don't you reply to any of my texts?" and "what are you up to?"
FFS! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU BUNNY BOILING BINT!
Right and thats understandable, just talk to her, if she likes you and what she does pisses u off then she will stop.
If she says 'why dont u reply to any of my texts' then say that ur out with the lads and ull speak to her later, then if she txts u again ignore it, thats the only way she will learn
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willay
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Well I like her shape at the moment, wouldnt be so happy if she got any bigger.
This girl is really different to the other girls I've been with, in the past I've been ashamed to admit I was going out with them.
I mean,
Girl #1 - talked like a bloke and was northern, fatty and wasnt pretty to look at.
Girl #2 - Dorky looking face and was an idiot, didnt have much logic. Family was quite a handful too. She thought we was going to get married
Girl #3 - Fanny so hairy it acted as concreption, and a general HEFFFA, oh and a push over.
Girl #4 - ????
[Edited on 15-07-2005 by willay]
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another thing as well that really pissed me off...
went to see her at work after football because we had to buy some shorts and socks for a new team we've started. I say goodbye and she asks me what I'm up to, I say we're going round a mates house to chill out, play ps2 and drink beer etc...
on my way out she throws the most sarcastic remark ever...
"Have fun with your 'friends' wont you"
I had no choice but to ignore the comment and walk out without saying anything. She didn't like the fact that she was at work and I was off enjoying myself round my mates house.
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Originally posted by Ally
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Originally posted by willay
Ally sup
Im a chubby, would u chase me?
All over the place. 
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Edd
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the only way she will learn is to be anally intruded with a cucumber
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Originally posted by Ally
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Originally posted by --Dave--
I can't help forgetting my phone sometimes wherever I go. It's not important to me. I know people will try and contact me but that's tough shit to be honest.
I get messages from her like "why don't you reply to any of my texts?" and "what are you up to?"
FFS! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU BUNNY BOILING BINT!
Right and thats understandable, just talk to her, if she likes you and what she does pisses u off then she will stop.
If she says 'why dont u reply to any of my texts' then say that ur out with the lads and ull speak to her later, then if she txts u again ignore it, thats the only way she will learn
will try this? I keep on thinking i've done something wrong or I don't talk to her enough though
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Ally
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Dave how long have u been with her? If u havent been together long then it sounds like she has some issues
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Dom
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another thing as well that really pissed me off...
went to see her at work after football because we had to buy some shorts and socks for a new team we've started. I say goodbye and she asks me what I'm up to, I say we're going round a mates house to chill out, play ps2 and drink beer etc...
on my way out she throws the most sarcastic remark ever...
"Have fun with your 'friends' wont you"
I had no choice but to ignore the comment and walk out without saying anything. She didn't like the fact that she was at work and I was off enjoying myself round my mates house.
how do you cope?! she must be extremely good looking, or have one of those angel fannies that christian virgin lass's have.....seriously, i would have bitch slapped her right infront of her work pals and told her to go get fucked
maybe thats me though
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Maybe she was just having a bad day and wanted to be with you but you were already had plans 
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I went out with this girl, we were out in town one day and this other girl gave her a bitchy look, i happen to know this other girl cos i had previously slept with her twice. Well the bird at the time found out i had slept with this girl like 2 years previously and got convinced she still liked me and i had lied about only doing her twice (like it matters) well i endured 2 years of serious serious rows over this one bitchy look. SO i left after she punched me in the face during a row. I threw her on the sofa to get her off me and her folks and bro and sis seen me do that and i ended up looking the bad guy. Splitting up with her was the best thing that ever happened to me
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Originally posted by Dom
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Originally posted by --Dave--
another thing as well that really pissed me off...
went to see her at work after football because we had to buy some shorts and socks for a new team we've started. I say goodbye and she asks me what I'm up to, I say we're going round a mates house to chill out, play ps2 and drink beer etc...
on my way out she throws the most sarcastic remark ever...
"Have fun with your 'friends' wont you"
I had no choice but to ignore the comment and walk out without saying anything. She didn't like the fact that she was at work and I was off enjoying myself round my mates house.
how do you cope?! she must be extremely good looking, or have one of those angel fannies that christian virgin lass's have.....seriously, i would have bitch slapped her right infront of her work pals and told her to go get fucked
maybe thats me though
dave is just making this up in real life he pesters his girlfriend not the other way around he showers her with gifts and attention and lets her have sex with better endowed men than himself just to keep her happy IMHO
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been together about a year now.
We're really good together though, she just doesnt like my mates I think which is understandable because they can be right cocks sometimes
I'm not ditching mates for her though, wouldn't do that for any woman. She has to learn to either cope or she can bugger off.
Dannie - don't quite think so. If you had heard the way she said 'friends' you wouldn't have the same opinion.
Not that yours counts becasue you're Joff
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Originally posted by Greasemonkey
I went out with this girl, we were out in town one day and this other girl gave her a bitchy look, i happen to know this other girl cos i had previously slept with her twice. Well the bird at the time found out i had slept with this girl like 2 years previously and got convinced she still liked me and i had lied about only doing her twice (like it matters) well i endured 2 years of serious serious rows over this one bitchy look. SO i left after she punched me in the face during a row. I threw her on the sofa to get her off me and her folks and bro and sis seen me do that and i ended up looking the bad guy. Splitting up with her was the best thing that ever happened to me
what did her folks say when they saw you do that?
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Ally
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been together about a year now.
We're really good together though, she just doesnt like my mates I think which is understandable because they can be right cocks sometimes
I'm not ditching mates for her though, wouldn't do that for any woman. She has to learn to either cope or she can bugger off.
Dannie - don't quite think so. If you had heard the way she said 'friends' you wouldn't have the same opinion.
Not that yours counts becasue you're Joff
she said it as in 'friends - a lass that ur gunna shag' or 'friends - ur bastard friends that i hate' ?
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Dom
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Originally posted by Ally
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been together about a year now.
We're really good together though, she just doesnt like my mates I think which is understandable because they can be right cocks sometimes
I'm not ditching mates for her though, wouldn't do that for any woman. She has to learn to either cope or she can bugger off.
Dannie - don't quite think so. If you had heard the way she said 'friends' you wouldn't have the same opinion.
Not that yours counts becasue you're Joff
she said it as in 'friends - a lass that ur gunna shag' or 'friends - ur bastard friends that i hate' ?
yea, i recon dave was gonna give it some to his mates 
[Edited on 15-07-2005 by Dom]
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Edd
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new meaning to ball boy eh
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Edd
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dom you cnut you changed your post
[Edited on 15-07-2005 by Edd_20]
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Dom
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new meaning to ball boy eh
im sure they were going to use their new strips to good use 
edit - yea sorry ed, re-read post didnt make sense, though it was football boys if anyone is interested
[Edited on 15-07-2005 by Dom]
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LMFAO!
'friends' as in "you're choosing them over me sorta things" even when she was at work. I got the feeling she would have rather me go home and sit on my bed sucking my thumb or something rocking gently backwards and forwards
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Dom
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i feel FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS, is the way forward - no strings, no bullshite, nudda, nothing...
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