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sassyminx
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18th May 05 at 13:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by CCA
Ive swallowed my tongue stud before and i didnt want to recover it



i can feel it stuck down the back of my throat, its annoying me, ive tried sicking it up
CCA
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18th May 05 at 13:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I doubt you'll be able to regurgitate it but its really annoying when it happens
3CorsaMeal
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18th May 05 at 13:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

20p once, while doing a magic trick, nearly choked on it and had to swallow, people thought it was part of the trick
Kerry
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18th May 05 at 13:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
quote:
Originally posted by CCA
Ive swallowed my tongue stud before and i didnt want to recover it



i can feel it stuck down the back of my throat, its annoying me, ive tried sicking it up


in that case u bet get yourself off to A & E
Skipz
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
20p once, while doing a magic trick, nearly choked on it and had to swallow, people thought it was part of the trick


Lucky it wasnt a 50p or you would have been a little bit sorecoming out the other end

[Edited on 18-05-2005 by h18_oab]
Tom
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18th May 05 at 13:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
quote:
Originally posted by CCA
Ive swallowed my tongue stud before and i didnt want to recover it



i can feel it stuck down the back of my throat, its annoying me, ive tried sticking it up


What a finger I think Colin was joking
sassyminx
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18th May 05 at 13:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
quote:
Originally posted by CCA
Ive swallowed my tongue stud before and i didnt want to recover it



i can feel it stuck down the back of my throat, its annoying me, ive tried sicking it up


in that case u bet get yourself off to A & E


its the stud not the bar
Ally
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18th May 05 at 13:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

A wethers original
3CorsaMeal
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18th May 05 at 13:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Ally
A wethers original


your meant to eat them, they not toys
micra_pete
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
A wethers original


your meant to eat them, they not toys


Ally
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
A wethers original


your meant to eat them, they not toys


it was so sticky, brown and sweet
3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
A wethers original


your meant to eat them, they not toys


it was so sticky, brown and sweet


sounds like munchie
Nismo
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18th May 05 at 13:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Colins sausage
K17STY
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18th May 05 at 13:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
Colins sausage


you swallowed it? is it big enough to be able to do that















icy told me otherwise
dave17
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18th May 05 at 15:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
quote:
Originally posted by dave17
With me around, this thread was always going to be smut







3CorsaMeal
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18th May 05 at 16:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i swallowed my pride once and bought a corsa, shouldn't of done that
Chump
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18th May 05 at 16:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i sh!t you not - as a kid i once swallowed by accident a Large Marble...not one of those regular sized one's you get in bags of 20 or so...but the size up to that. About the size of a Ferrero Rocher....

It went straight down with no side effects....the worrying thing is it never came out so it is either

a] still in side me
b] or stomach acids dissolved it over time....

Chump

[Edited on 18-05-2005 by Chump]
Carly
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18th May 05 at 16:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

that is worrying
Ive swallowed the ball off my tongue stud before
CCA
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18th May 05 at 16:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

@ Chump

hodaz
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i swalled a marker pen lid once, it killed going down me throat, now i no why they have holes on the top, i could ov died, lol
Colin
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18th May 05 at 17:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Who wants to swallow my sausage??
bradfincham
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18th May 05 at 17:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I swallowed a pound coin when i was 4!
it was in there for 3 weeks didnt shit it out!
So i was down to great ormond street in london, where i was due to have an operation!!

Just before the op i went to the loo and shit the damn thing out. Doctors sifting through my shit puzzled me at the time!

Biggest shit ive ever had as a i lost a pound!!!


So no cutting my stomach open to get the thing out!!
Skipz
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18th May 05 at 17:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by bradfincham
Biggest shit ive ever had as a i lost a pound!!!



Should sell that story to weight watchers I'm sure the women would try it


[PeterKayvoice]"14 Stone in a day!!"[/PeterKayvoice]

[Edited on 18-05-2005 by h18_oab]
CorsAsh
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18th May 05 at 18:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Chump
i sh!t you not - as a kid i once swallowed by accident a Large Marble...not one of those regular sized one's you get in bags of 20 or so...but the size up to that. About the size of a Ferrero Rocher....

It went straight down with no side effects....the worrying thing is it never came out so it is either

a] still in side me
b] or stomach acids dissolved it over time....

Chump

[Edited on 18-05-2005 by Chump]


Go for a curry, bend over the next day, and kill someone you hate with a shit-powered marble cannon shot
IntaCepta
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18th May 05 at 23:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

a whole baby potato.
thought i was gonna die

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