BlitZ
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she probably started swearing and drew up a murder plan, phoned the hit man and she's just waiting for the right time to do it. His name's Tony btw.
Most unsmooth moment would probably be when I was playing with a national side in America and we got to the finals. We had some fit cheerleaders supporting us, me being me i was showing off in warm-ups and some cunt fired a puck at me and i fell over lol. Was funny as fuck and i felt like killing ihm but i had to laugh about it in the end. (ice hockey btw)
I ended up pulling one of the cheerleaders though because she was worried i was hurt badly  , not all bad. It was only a bruise
[Edited on 06-05-2005 by BlitZ]
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jr
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Originally posted by Half Pint
My first date with the current mrs, she was saying about her mate who is apparently a good driver...... so i asked of she was a good passenger, me driving a 30 and all cool.
Come up to a roundabout dropped the little beast into 2nd and floored it and had a big time slide round the roundabout,
All impressed with myself turned round with a big grin on my face to see her crying her eyes out and demanding me to stop the car
ive heard this story form 4 diffrent people and it still makes me laugh
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Antz
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Originally posted by mav
when i started going with the missus, 1st time in her parents house, sitting in the living room and she brought me a coffee.
the cup slipped through my hand and landed flat bottom down on the floor..Was up the walls, over the furniture everything, couldn't believe it...white walls etc..
missus mum came through and was like, oh it doesn't matter, these things happen.
Wonder what she said when i left.............
I always refuse drinks and stuff at Alisons house, it's such a nice house, I'd hate to do anyhting liek that... would be like Keeping Up Appearances, with that nervous woman
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RCoughtrie
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Was bout 5 months into my releationship with the current gf...... she was on the bad week and i was gagging, was at her mums house and thought while she was talking away i would go for a wank, so i went into the toilet and began going at it... got there but noticed there was no loo roll and i was sitting on the pan with the lid down, so i squeezed my japs eye so i wouldnt spurt.... just as i went to stand up and let it go into the pan her sister came in, the lock was fooked and i didnt know... i panic and let go of the japs eye load spirts out onto the floor... her head did come through the door but i dunno if she saw me spirt... never asked
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dave17
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shes also gona wonder shy ur sittin on the toilet with the seat down
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chris-sri
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Mine was about a year ago, Was in the pub with the boys and spent the whole night getting up the courage to go and talk to this girl at the bar. Only problem was I got so pissed in the process that when i went over and tried to lean on the bar my elbow slipped and I hit my head. Almost as smooth as Will Smith
Laugh about it now but at the time
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dave17
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reminds me of that only fools and horses episode
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Ian
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My friend stopped at green lights once when he took a girl out at lunchtime in sixth form.
Never done anything like that myself
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chris-sri
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I don't even remember what I said afterwards. What do you say after you have just hit your head on the bar?
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Ojc
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Originally posted by Ian
My friend stopped at green lights once when he took a girl out at lunchtime in sixth form.
Never done anything like that myself
I don't get it?
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Ian
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I didn't have my own unsmooth moment so I had to use a friends.
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Antz
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Originally posted by Ian
My friend stopped at green lights once when he took a girl out at lunchtime in sixth form.
Never done anything like that myself
Done that a few times, but it's always been late on, so no cars on the road to see
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Skipz
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Registered: 23rd Aug 03
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Originally posted by chris-sri
I don't even remember what I said afterwards. What do you say after you have just hit your head on the bar?
Ouch??
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Thoday
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Being round the gf's and her dad was giving me a lift home.. picked up my wallet and out fell a condom.. after id spent all evening in her room
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chris-sri
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quote:
Originally posted by Thoday
Being round the gf's and her dad was giving me a lift home.. picked up my wallet and out fell a condom.. after id spent all evening in her room
PMSL
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James_DT
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Originally posted by Thoday
Being round the gf's and her dad was giving me a lift home.. picked up my wallet and out fell a condom.. after id spent all evening in her room
Could've been worse, it could've been an empty packet.
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Sam.S
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I once got pushed into my pond at home which is about 6ft deep.
The unsmooth moment comes in because instead of shouting fcuking b!tch.. i shouted 'Whoopsie Daisey'
Still to this day i do not understand why i said that 
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Thoday
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quote:
Originally posted by James_DT
quote:
Originally posted by Thoday
Being round the gf's and her dad was giving me a lift home.. picked up my wallet and out fell a condom.. after id spent all evening in her room
Could've been worse, it could've been an empty packet.
no i did that on a bus once.. running for it having to get my 70p out.. i dropped a condom with a split packet on the bus...2 30yr old milfs just stared at me 
trust me i legged it off the bus
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Cavey
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam.S
I once got pushed into my pond at home which is about 6ft deep.
The unsmooth moment comes in because instead of shouting fcuking b!tch.. i shouted 'Whoopsie Daisey'
Still to this day i do not understand why i said that
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Shane
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defp ojc's unsmooth moment 
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willay
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up.
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Ojc
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Shane, your mum likes me in pink, as does your dad.
He makes me wear your mums pink Y-fronts.
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3CorsaMeal
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didn't have a shave for a week once
that wasn't too smooth
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NovaGTE
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One of mine had to be when i was shaggin my ex, her 15 year old sister walks in cos her dad is on the phone Missus jumps off just as she walks through the door and im led there stark bollock fully exited! Then had to sit opposite her at the dinner table an hour or so later and could hardly keep a straight face
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Tom
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Crashed my mates moped once infrotn of every one we hung round with atthe time (all around 15/16) jumped off straight away n shouted 'it wasn't me'
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