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russb
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24th Apr 05 at 14:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

if you see somone fit driving, crash into them, you will get a chat that way, and you get there details
BlitZ
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if there's a group of say 2-3 and your mates won't go -

"You mind if i sit down? I was supposed to be meeting some mates but they are stuck in traffic"

End up with them for the whole night, just pick the one you like most and hope to fuck she doesn't pull someone else and you get left with the odd one out


replace stuck in traffic with any sort of crap you can think of . It has worked before and it's such a poor effort.

[Edited on 24-04-2005 by BlitZ]
Charlene
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24th Apr 05 at 14:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by sunnyb
nice shoes, fancy a fuck?


Somehow i dont think this will work, i think they will use them nice shoes to boot you with
BlitZ
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24th Apr 05 at 14:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

you never know
richard_syko
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477424208 I love dogs so much more than people that sometimes I would rather have a dog curled up and snoring next to me in bed instead of my lover.
richard_syko
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Group hugs is fuckin wrong.
TNM
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i hit them over the head and drag them back to my cave
stuartmitchell
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If I was you I'd sleep with with me

I usually just start dancing with them, buy them a few drinks, listen to whatever shoot they have to say then go for it
TOMAS
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Guys, if theirs someone you've fallen head over heels about and CANT get them out of your head how do you keep it all in perspective? I just met someone and im going into tunnel-vision mode and it aint good!!
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quote:
Originally posted by TOMAS
Guys, if theirs someone you've fallen head over heels about and CANT get them out of your head how do you keep it all in perspective? I just met someone and im going into tunnel-vision mode and it aint good!!


Pics?
Paul_J
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24th Apr 05 at 16:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by dave17
"my mates dared me to come over because they think i stand no chance"




This one actually worked for me once - She must of been drunker than she looked

I find the hardest part is when the girl you like is in a group of friends, so it's hard to approach her on her own.

When I was new to uni, I was using the simple ice breaker... 'Are you from Reading uni?' - as if I had met them on campus, then went from there. I had some strange replies though.

Like this one bird from South Africa who was on holiday in England, I was like wtf are you doing in Reading???
Katie
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24th Apr 05 at 16:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by sunnyb
nice shoes, fancy a fuck?


I was going to suggest that one. That would just make me laugh, but i guess sum girls would just slap a lad in the face who said that.

A confident guy but not overly confident is always good
sassyminx
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24th Apr 05 at 16:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by bradfincham

Girls - correct me if im wrong, you like a friendly bloke that possibly just wants to be friends, more if the attraction is there??


agreee

if a bloke came over to you id be impressed he had the balls unless he was cocky about it then id be a twat
dave17
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24th Apr 05 at 16:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ok so half the battle is won once u approach a girl - i like it
Ian
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24th Apr 05 at 17:21   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

If you want to pull one girl from a group, talk to the ugly one first - she decides what time they leave.

If you're lucky the fit one will get jealous and make some effort to butt in.
Antz
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24th Apr 05 at 17:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"nice tits... think I could stick my old man between them?"
TOMAS
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24th Apr 05 at 17:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by TOMAS
Guys, if theirs someone you've fallen head over heels about and CANT get them out of your head how do you keep it all in perspective? I just met someone and im going into tunnel-vision mode and it aint good!!


Pics?



No pics im affraid, she aint super-model material, but then again neither am I LOL. I just love her to bits, she's an indie girl with THE most amazing smile! 1000% better than the cheerleader, Xtina-wannabe I used to be with. Only problem is that this girl has many issues, been through a lot and im trying to help show her drugs and drink aint the way to deal with it all. Suppose I like the challenge LOL.

I was seeing her five years ago when she was 15 but the feelings never gone.... Just need to make sure I keep head-steady and dont go plunging into another 'ship im gonna get hurt in.
Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
If you want to pull one girl from a group, talk to the ugly one first - she decides what time they leave.

If you're lucky the fit one will get jealous and make some effort to butt in.


Or it all back fires and you end up having to get off with the ugly one
Ian
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24th Apr 05 at 17:34   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I've had some mates decide the ugly one was more fun anyway
chris-sri
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quote:
Originally posted by Antz
quote:
Originally posted by Ian
If you want to pull one girl from a group, talk to the ugly one first - she decides what time they leave.

If you're lucky the fit one will get jealous and make some effort to butt in.


Or it all back fires and you end up having to get off with the ugly one


Antz
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24th Apr 05 at 17:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I just waited while a mate started on the ugly one and jumped in with the fit one
antscorsa
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24th Apr 05 at 17:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yeah i too would love to know wots best to go upto a girl. cos only usualy pull birds that have become mates with, not into chtting them up in bars etc.
Antz
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24th Apr 05 at 17:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

met the girl I'm with now in a club, just started talking to her... dunno what I said cos I was hammered, but it must have worked

Guess you can't have a planned chat up line, you just gotta go for it and hope what comes out isn't a load of shit

[Edited on 24-04-2005 by Antz]
Craig W
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24th Apr 05 at 18:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Just say excuse me treacle, before i chat you up i need to know whether your gash resembles a paper-cut or an axe-wound.

Or not
GREG 1
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24th Apr 05 at 18:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
Just say excuse me treacle, before i chat you up i need to know whether your gash resembles a paper-cut or an axe-wound.

Or not


No wonder why you get so much trouble on your doors

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