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FozzyGSI
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20th Apr 05 at 13:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Pissing on mothers
3CorsaMeal
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i have so many drunken piss stories

can remember my m8 getting up to go piss and 5mins later my other m8s mum came in asking why he was pissing in corner of her bedroom while she is in bed
Colin
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20th Apr 05 at 13:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by FozzyGSI
Pissing on mothers


Apparently he was naked and just walked in slapped his cock out and pissed on her while she was in bed Think he pissed in his cupboard aswell actually now & shat in the road aswell........swedge heads do the funniest thing loikees
CorsAsh
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20th Apr 05 at 13:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by FozzyGSI
FPMSL i love these stories
CorsAsh you sound worse then me


There was the time with an ex when I got paralytic, and very horny... tried to have my way with her but kept gettin the wrong hole...was her fault for lettin me do her from behind after I'd been sick earlier. That's love I guess tho.

Then I was at a party, crashed on the floor with a few others, my lass went to the loo, and I jokingly turns to my mate and said "Chris, if I roll over in the middle of the night thinking you're Soma (my ex), just beat me off"

I meant push me away Everyone laughed.
FozzyGSI
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20th Apr 05 at 13:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Next on the list - Sh*t somewhere
Wheres the best place?
Colin
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20th Apr 05 at 13:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by FozzyGSI
Next on the list - Sh*t somewhere
Wheres the best place?


In your pants

Me, Dave & Seth have all admitted we done this.......everyone else is a lying fuckface

[Edited on 20-04-2005 by Colin]
3CorsaMeal
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20th Apr 05 at 13:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i've done a "skidda in da pantz"
Ojc
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I've never sh1t in my pants, never.

I've had a orgy though and have seen lesbian sex full on with Rachel and another girl, I'm gonna wank.
Ally
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20th Apr 05 at 13:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
I'll never forget the look on my dads face when I vomited in his car and filled up his passenger door pocket with puke.


I did this when i was 16, puke all up the seats as well. then they found a fake id, condoms and cigarettes
--Dave--
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20th Apr 05 at 13:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
remember shitting my pants at school

tried to squat in the bushes but the turd just fell out and into my cacks

Loads of kids and teachers had gathered to watch as well.

Their fault for locking up the buildings at lunch
FozzyGSI
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Ive done a slight shart in my pants b4.

I've had a orgy though and have seen lesbian sex full on with Rachel and another girl

Pics?
TNM
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20th Apr 05 at 13:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I've never sh1t in my pants, never.

I've had a orgy though and have seen lesbian sex full on with Rachel and another girl, I'm gonna wank.


Pics pics pics pics.

We need to see pics of rach and her lesbian friend!
3CorsaMeal
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i got em, will post em up if thats alright with ollie and racheal
FozzyGSI
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Why ask?
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i got em, will post em up if thats alright with ollie and racheal


They say it's fine. Post away.
Mad Moe
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20th Apr 05 at 13:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Wor ex lass's Dad caught me pissing down his staircase and when he shouted I turned and pissed all over him, the worst thing was I had no recollection the next morning, needless to say I wasn't very welcome after that.

[Edited on 20-04-2005 by Mad Moe]
Rus
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legend
FozzyGSI
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I'm a rank amateur compared to some of you guys.

PMSL
Ojc
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20th Apr 05 at 14:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
No pics but if you look in my garage there is a pic of her lesbo friend in there somewhere.
pauls corsa
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20th Apr 05 at 14:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
remember shitting my pants at school

tried to squat in the bushes but the turd just fell out and into my cacks

Loads of kids and teachers had gathered to watch as well.

Their fault for locking up the buildings at lunch

lmfao
TNM
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20th Apr 05 at 14:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
No pics but if you look in my garage there is a pic of her lesbo friend in there somewhere.


Post a pic of her.
Paul_J
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20th Apr 05 at 14:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by FozzyGSI
Im not laughing?
I wish i could.

Its not the fist time either, i think this is just the icing on the cake.

Night out £40
Taxi home £10
The look on my parents faces when they catch me pissing down the stairs
PRICELESS

Just spent another tenner on a sorry card, choclates and carpet cleaner


with 40 pounds worth of drink you were so drunk you were pissing down the stairs? either these drinks are cheap, you have a weak bladder or your just a fucking light weight
BYRON
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20th Apr 05 at 14:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
rofpmsl...quality
--Dave--
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20th Apr 05 at 14:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
quote:
Originally posted by FozzyGSI
Im not laughing?
I wish i could.

Its not the fist time either, i think this is just the icing on the cake.

Night out ?40
Taxi home ?10
The look on my parents faces when they catch me pissing down the stairs
PRICELESS

Just spent another tenner on a sorry card, choclates and carpet cleaner


with 40 pounds worth of drink you were so drunk you were pissing down the stairs? either these drinks are cheap, you have a weak bladder or your just a fucking light weight


£40 round my way would get you around... 15 pints.

dunno about you but i'd be gattered after that
Tom
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20th Apr 05 at 14:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ace I've never laffed so much

Col - swedgeheads aye

And No I aint never shat my pants suprizingly enough

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