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I think you may just have outsmarted Vibrio, I dont think thats ever happened

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Originally posted by x8john

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Originally posted by stuartmitchell
I think you may just have outsmarted Vibrio, I dont think thats ever happened

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Do you not read the boards?

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Originally posted by SVM 286

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Originally posted by jr

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if they did it would not be full of chav escort cossies

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um, how can you class the escourt cosworth as a chavy escourt

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James, I think you may have misunderstood the young lady's statement.

She must presumably, not be a Carlsberg fan and probably would prefer a Campari with soda; or perhaps a nice Martini.

Perhaps she feels quite passionately that the marque in question does not deserve to be associated with something as crass as a mass produced lager, and would be more suitably linked with something of a more refined nature and desirable heritage (much like the car itself), such as a fine single malt with impeccable lineage for instance.

She may well be a young woman of refined character and upbringing and therefore not familiar with 'Estuary English'.

The more contemporary use of the word 'chav' may indeed mean nothing to her; and I believe she was in fact referring to a local 'chav' community from the area in which the photograph was taken whereby the endemic motorist population are revered as a higher order of life; and only drive Escort Cosworths.

They are a group of considerable wealth and intellectual prowess and derive their interpretation of the word 'chav' from the dictionary definition for their chosen form of transport - Consistently Honourable & Advanced Vehicle.

I hope I have clarified the situation for you; and averted any potential discord between yourself and the young Ms Vibrio.

With best wishes and kindest regards.

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Originally posted by SVM 286

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Originally posted by jr

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(stolen on PF as i thought it was cool)

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if they did it would not be full of chav escort cossies

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um, how can you class the escourt cosworth as a chavy escourt

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James, I think you may have misunderstood the young lady's statement.

She must presumably, not be a Carlsberg fan and probably would prefer a Campari with soda; or perhaps a nice Martini.

Perhaps she feels quite passionately that the marque in question does not deserve to be associated with something as crass as a mass produced lager, and would be more suitably linked with something of a more refined nature and desirable heritage (much like the car itself), such as a fine single malt with impeccable lineage for instance.

She may well be a young woman of refined character and upbringing and therefore not familiar with 'Estuary English'.

The more contemporary use of the word 'chav' may indeed mean nothing to her; and I believe she was in fact referring to a local 'chav' community from the area in which the photograph was taken whereby the endemic motorist population are revered as a higher order of life; and only drive Escort Cosworths.

They are a group of considerable wealth and intellectual prowess and derive their interpretation of the word 'chav' from the dictionary definition for their chosen form of transport - Consistently Honourable & Advanced Vehicle.

I hope I have clarified the situation for you; and averted any potential discord between yourself and the young Ms Vibrio.

With best wishes and kindest regards.

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only one problem with your explaination. Chav is a word (slang coloquism) and not, you mistakenly read it as, an accronym. you can tell it's not an accronym by the blatent lack of dots between the letters. this is also a common mistake when you see POAH. This action is one that purely belongs to those of CHUMP which I can tell you're a fully paid up member. Tis a shame because I did enjoy reading your attempt at abuse but sadly it falls off because you got one major mistake. not to worry. always next time.


Sincerly

Ross


(any spelling mistakes are my fault and not those of POAH)

[Edited on 17-04-2005 by vibrio]

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Originally posted by Fad
OMFG class Jim you have far toomuch timeon your hands

Go fix the RS

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Originally posted by Fad
OMFG class Jim you have far toomuch timeon your hands

Go fix the RS

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Originally posted by SVM 286

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Originally posted by vibrio

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Originally posted by SVM 286

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Originally posted by jr

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Originally posted by vibrio

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Originally posted by jr


(stolen on PF as i thought it was cool)

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if they did it would not be full of chav escort cossies

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um, how can you class the escourt cosworth as a chavy escourt

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James, I think you may have misunderstood the young lady's statement.

She must presumably, not be a Carlsberg fan and probably would prefer a Campari with soda; or perhaps a nice Martini.

Perhaps she feels quite passionately that the marque in question does not deserve to be associated with something as crass as a mass produced lager, and would be more suitably linked with something of a more refined nature and desirable heritage (much like the car itself), such as a fine single malt with impeccable lineage for instance.

She may well be a young woman of refined character and upbringing and therefore not familiar with 'Estuary English'.

The more contemporary use of the word 'chav' may indeed mean nothing to her; and I believe she was in fact referring to a local 'chav' community from the area in which the photograph was taken whereby the endemic motorist population are revered as a higher order of life; and only drive Escort Cosworths.

They are a group of considerable wealth and intellectual prowess and derive their interpretation of the word 'chav' from the dictionary definition for their chosen form of transport - Consistently Honourable & Advanced Vehicle.

I hope I have clarified the situation for you; and averted any potential discord between yourself and the young Ms Vibrio.

With best wishes and kindest regards.

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only one problem with your explaination. Chav is a word (slang coloquism) and not, you mistakenly read it as, an accronym. you can tell it's not an accronym by the blatent lack of dots between the letters. this is also a common mistake when you see POAH. This action is one that purely belongs to those of CHUMP which I can tell you're a fully paid up member. Tis a shame because I did enjoy reading your attempt at abuse but sadly it falls off because you got one major mistake. not to worry. always next time.


Sincerly

Ross


(any spelling mistakes are my fault and not those of POAH)

[Edited on 17-04-2005 by vibrio]

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Sir, please accept my most sincere apologies for any offence I may have caused to you with my slurred and offensive working class English.

I appear to have misinterpreted your potentially feminine user name, photograph of a new born infant, and curt responses; to be the hall marks of a lady user.

If I was incorrect, I must congratulate you as an extremely stealthy operator indeed. Why, Lockheed themselves must owe you an enormous debt of gratitude.

I sincerely hope that I am correct on this occassion; in deducting from your reaction and signed name, that you are in fact a person of masculine extraction with Gaelic antecendants.

It was not my intention to cause offence.
I was in fact (as I hoped I had explained) attempting to do quite the opposite and clarify what I honestly felt your intentions to be in the making of your previous statement to the user named jr.

You are indeed correct and have my applause regarding your observation of the type of word and usage of the same - to name 'chav'.

The word is indeed (and somewhat inexplicably used as) a slang term in many circles with offensive connotations.
This is surprising mainly due to the word's traditional origins many many years ago when it was simply the term employed to reference a small boy, in conversation for instance.

It has subsequently been corrupted by the lower echelons and used to decribe a newly born offspring.
E.G. 'I can't come to work guvnor, 'cos my missus has just dropped our new chavvie.'

The latest incarnation of the word is very offensive and is used widely to desribe someone of a 'pikey' nature (also slang).

However, there exists to this day a mystical population of motorists at a rarely glimpsed location on the British Isles that drive the rare and much sought after Ford Escort RS Cosworth, and nothing else.
For in their own words - 'anything less than RS; would be sacriligeous'.

These modest yet wise and powerful folk have their own dialect and therefore, dictionary.

From this hallowed and most sacred volume, they have adopted the very name they have chosen to use for themselves until the end of time.

And, as you so wisely yet naively (forgivable, in light of the scarce nature of the publication in question) observed, they take it from a definition which although normally classed as a colloquialism, is in fact under these circumstances, an acronym.

I foolhardily neglected to reference this fact, in regard to my deletion of the required full points between each letter of the word, thus - c.h.a.v.

I did this in the firm belief that the definition of the word/acronym that followed said, in my previous statement; was sufficient to clarify the fact.
I apologise for any confusion caused. This was not a deliberate or malicious act.

Incidentally, it is pleasantly rewarding and so unusual to engage with another soul; so familiar with the Council for Heroic & Unilaterally Methodical Persons or chump/c.h.u.m.p. as it is better known.

N.B.
Surely POAH, if not the name of a little known tribe of Pygmies native to a small lush island off the coast of Peru, or the given name of a medium sized seafaring vessel, must surely be an acronym, perhaps of a pituitary nature. and is indeed missing it's . . . .

With best wishes

The Right Hon. Tarquin Fintimlimbimlimbimwhimbimlin Bus Stop Ftang Ftang Olay Biscuit Barrel, jnr.

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If I was incorrect, I must congratulate you as an extremely stealthy operator indeed. Why, Lockheed themselves must owe you an enormous debt of gratitude

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Originally posted by SVM 286

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Originally posted by jr


(stolen on PF as i thought it was cool)

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if they did it would not be full of chav escort cossies

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um, how can you class the escourt cosworth as a chavy escourt

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James, I think you may have misunderstood the young lady's statement.

She must presumably, not be a Carlsberg fan and probably would prefer a Campari with soda; or perhaps a nice Martini.

Perhaps she feels quite passionately that the marque in question does not deserve to be associated with something as crass as a mass produced lager, and would be more suitably linked with something of a more refined nature and desirable heritage (much like the car itself), such as a fine single malt with impeccable lineage for instance.

She may well be a young woman of refined character and upbringing and therefore not familiar with 'Estuary English'.

The more contemporary use of the word 'chav' may indeed mean nothing to her; and I believe she was in fact referring to a local 'chav' community from the area in which the photograph was taken whereby the endemic motorist population are revered as a higher order of life; and only drive Escort Cosworths.

They are a group of considerable wealth and intellectual prowess and derive their interpretation of the word 'chav' from the dictionary definition for their chosen form of transport - Consistently Honourable & Advanced Vehicle.

I hope I have clarified the situation for you; and averted any potential discord between yourself and the young Ms Vibrio.

With best wishes and kindest regards.

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only one problem with your explaination. Chav is a word (slang coloquism) and not, you mistakenly read it as, an accronym. you can tell it's not an accronym by the blatent lack of dots between the letters. this is also a common mistake when you see POAH. This action is one that purely belongs to those of CHUMP which I can tell you're a fully paid up member. Tis a shame because I did enjoy reading your attempt at abuse but sadly it falls off because you got one major mistake. not to worry. always next time.


Sincerly

Ross


(any spelling mistakes are my fault and not those of POAH)

[Edited on 17-04-2005 by vibrio]

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Sir, please accept my most sincere apologies for any offence I may have caused to you with my slurred and offensive working class English.

I appear to have misinterpreted your potentially feminine user name, photograph of a new born infant, and curt responses; to be the hall marks of a lady user.

If I was incorrect, I must congratulate you as an extremely stealthy operator indeed. Why, Lockheed themselves must owe you an enormous debt of gratitude.

I sincerely hope that I am correct on this occassion; in deducting from your reaction and signed name, that you are in fact a person of masculine extraction with Gaelic antecendants.

It was not my intention to cause offence.
I was in fact (as I hoped I had explained) attempting to do quite the opposite and clarify what I honestly felt your intentions to be in the making of your previous statement to the user named jr.

You are indeed correct and have my applause regarding your observation of the type of word and usage of the same - to name 'chav'.

The word is indeed (and somewhat inexplicably used as) a slang term in many circles with offensive connotations.
This is surprising mainly due to the word's traditional origins many many years ago when it was simply the term employed to reference a small boy, in conversation for instance.

It has subsequently been corrupted by the lower echelons and used to decribe a newly born offspring.
E.G. 'I can't come to work guvnor, 'cos my missus has just dropped our new chavvie.'

The latest incarnation of the word is very offensive and is used widely to desribe someone of a 'pikey' nature (also slang).

However, there exists to this day a mystical population of motorists at a rarely glimpsed location on the British Isles that drive the rare and much sought after Ford Escort RS Cosworth, and nothing else.
For in their own words - 'anything less than RS; would be sacriligeous'.

These modest yet wise and powerful folk have their own dialect and therefore, dictionary.

From this hallowed and most sacred volume, they have adopted the very name they have chosen to use for themselves until the end of time.

And, as you so wisely yet naively (forgivable, in light of the scarce nature of the publication in question) observed, they take it from a definition which although normally classed as a colloquialism, is in fact under these circumstances, an acronym.

I foolhardily neglected to reference this fact, in regard to my deletion of the required full points between each letter of the word, thus - c.h.a.v.

I did this in the firm belief that the definition of the word/acronym that followed said, in my previous statement; was sufficient to clarify the fact.
I apologise for any confusion caused. This was not a deliberate or malicious act.

Incidentally, it is pleasantly rewarding and so unusual to engage with another soul; so familiar with the Council for Heroic & Unilaterally Methodical Persons or chump/c.h.u.m.p. as it is better known.

N.B.
Surely POAH, if not the name of a little known tribe of Pygmies native to a small lush island off the coast of Peru, or the given name of a medium sized seafaring vessel, must surely be an acronym, perhaps of a pituitary nature. and is indeed missing it's . . . .

With best wishes

The Right Hon. Tarquin Fintimlimbimlimbimwhimbimlin Bus Stop Ftang Ftang Olay Biscuit Barrel, jnr.

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i'll have to get my lawyer to tranlate that

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its not a paulj essay, its amusing for a start

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LMFAO

jim you truly are a ledgend

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Originally posted by vibrio

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Originally posted by SVM 286

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Originally posted by jr

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Originally posted by vibrio

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Originally posted by jr




(stolen on PF as i thought it was cool)

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if they did it would not be full of chav escort cossies

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um, how can you class the escourt cosworth as a chavy escourt

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James, I think you may have misunderstood the young lady's statement.

She must presumably, not be a Carlsberg fan and probably would prefer a Campari with soda; or perhaps a nice Martini.

Perhaps she feels quite passionately that the marque in question does not deserve to be associated with something as crass as a mass produced lager, and would be more suitably linked with something of a more refined nature and desirable heritage (much like the car itself), such as a fine single malt with impeccable lineage for instance.

She may well be a young woman of refined character and upbringing and therefore not familiar with 'Estuary English'.

The more contemporary use of the word 'chav' may indeed mean nothing to her; and I believe she was in fact referring to a local 'chav' community from the area in which the photograph was taken whereby the endemic motorist population are revered as a higher order of life; and only drive Escort Cosworths.

They are a group of considerable wealth and intellectual prowess and derive their interpretation of the word 'chav' from the dictionary definition for their chosen form of transport - Consistently Honourable & Advanced Vehicle.

I hope I have clarified the situation for you; and averted any potential discord between yourself and the young Ms Vibrio.

With best wishes and kindest regards.

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only one problem with your explaination. Chav is a word (slang coloquism) and not, you mistakenly read it as, an accronym. you can tell it's not an accronym by the blatent lack of dots between the letters. this is also a common mistake when you see POAH. This action is one that purely belongs to those of CHUMP which I can tell you're a fully paid up member. Tis a shame because I did enjoy reading your attempt at abuse but sadly it falls off because you got one major mistake. not to worry. always next time.


Sincerly

Ross


(any spelling mistakes are my fault and not those of POAH)

[Edited on 17-04-2005 by vibrio]

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Sir, please accept my most sincere apologies for any offence I may have caused to you with my slurred and offensive working class English.

I appear to have misinterpreted your potentially feminine user name, photograph of a new born infant, and curt responses; to be the hall marks of a lady user.

If I was incorrect, I must congratulate you as an extremely stealthy operator indeed. Why, Lockheed themselves must owe you an enormous debt of gratitude.

I sincerely hope that I am correct on this occassion; in deducting from your reaction and signed name, that you are in fact a person of masculine extraction with Gaelic antecendants.

It was not my intention to cause offence.
I was in fact (as I hoped I had explained) attempting to do quite the opposite and clarify what I honestly felt your intentions to be in the making of your previous statement to the user named jr.

You are indeed correct and have my applause regarding your observation of the type of word and usage of the same - to name 'chav'.

The word is indeed (and somewhat inexplicably used as) a slang term in many circles with offensive connotations.
This is surprising mainly due to the word's traditional origins many many years ago when it was simply the term employed to reference a small boy, in conversation for instance.

It has subsequently been corrupted by the lower echelons and used to decribe a newly born offspring.
E.G. 'I can't come to work guvnor, 'cos my missus has just dropped our new chavvie.'

The latest incarnation of the word is very offensive and is used widely to desribe someone of a 'pikey' nature (also slang).

However, there exists to this day a mystical population of motorists at a rarely glimpsed location on the British Isles that drive the rare and much sought after Ford Escort RS Cosworth, and nothing else.
For in their own words - 'anything less than RS; would be sacriligeous'.

These modest yet wise and powerful folk have their own dialect and therefore, dictionary.

From this hallowed and most sacred volume, they have adopted the very name they have chosen to use for themselves until the end of time.

And, as you so wisely yet naively (forgivable, in light of the scarce nature of the publication in question) observed, they take it from a definition which although normally classed as a colloquialism, is in fact under these circumstances, an acronym.

I foolhardily neglected to reference this fact, in regard to my deletion of the required full points between each letter of the word, thus - c.h.a.v.

I did this in the firm belief that the definition of the word/acronym that followed said, in my previous statement; was sufficient to clarify the fact.
I apologise for any confusion caused. This was not a deliberate or malicious act.

Incidentally, it is pleasantly rewarding and so unusual to engage with another soul; so familiar with the Council for Heroic & Unilaterally Methodical Persons or chump/c.h.u.m.p. as it is better known.

N.B.
Surely POAH, if not the name of a little known tribe of Pygmies native to a small lush island off the coast of Peru, or the given name of a medium sized seafaring vessel, must surely be an acronym, perhaps of a pituitary nature. and is indeed missing it's . . . .

With best wishes

The Right Hon. Tarquin Fintimlimbimlimbimwhimbimlin Bus Stop Ftang Ftang Olay Biscuit Barrel, jnr.

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its not a paulj essay, its amusing for a start

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No its 2 people with too much spare time playing pokemon battles with a fookin dictionary

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vibrio, you just upset as you have been outwitted, and now just go for basic assults like your gay and have never had sex

a sure sign of a loser

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