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Adam-D
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9th Apr 05 at 11:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
he might take you up on the offer............

you might get a pay rise too.........
Cybermonkey
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9th Apr 05 at 11:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
VICTORS GONNA RAPE YOUR ASS
Ben
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9th Apr 05 at 11:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
No you dont know how strict this bloke is , when we are all in the yard on a monday morning everyone is scared of him , he once said something which i forgot and i replyed "sorry mate i aint that way inclined" the whole room when silent and he give me a bollocking.

now i am fucked , if he sacks me i will just screw his daughters ass
Richie
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9th Apr 05 at 11:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
say your phone got nicked and get a new phone rather quick
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Marc
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9th Apr 05 at 11:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Deny all knowledge, then go to his boss and make an harrassment claim against him. Say you turned down his advances and now hes making youre life hell
Ben
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9th Apr 05 at 11:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He is the boss mate , hes the top of the top, if this guy sent me one back and were up for it , i would personally have to take his bummings

chris-sri
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could just say nothing and he might think he's going insane. It could have been worse it could have been your girlfriends mum.
Ben
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9th Apr 05 at 12:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no that would not of been worse , infact i cant think of anyone worse than the guy who pays my wages
chris-sri
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9th Apr 05 at 12:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
fair enough.
russb
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9th Apr 05 at 12:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
where i work we have alot of lorrys that come in to deliver and pick stuff up ect... one of the drivers is called vic, everyone calls him queen vic, before i knew this vic was an uphill gardener he ONCED touched my belly because we was on the topic of food if i would have known he was queer then i wouldnt of got in arms reach of him....

why not just text him again saying - i really meant wat i said, just i wasnt meant to say it to you!
mk4_astra
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9th Apr 05 at 12:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
put a tub of vaseline on his desk when you get to work on monday
Skipz
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9th Apr 05 at 14:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mk4_astra
put a tub of vaseline on his desk when you get to work on monday


Jamescorsa97
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9th Apr 05 at 16:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lmao that is so funny!
IntaCepta
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9th Apr 05 at 16:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
put a period (.) infront of ur girls name!

funny as hell tho, keep us updated monday.
MikeE
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hahaha Ben u silly bloke i can just imagine how u feel, if i done that and turned up at the yard on a monday morning and had to face my boss i'd feel so imbarassed and hate it as my boss is a sarcastic b@stard and he pays the wages. good luck mate
Twiggy
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could just say nothing and he might think he's going insane. It could have been worse it could have been your girlfriends mum.......

quote:
Originally posted by Ben
no that would not of been worse , infact i cant think of anyone worse than the guy who pays my wages


ya birds dad?????
Woollard
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10th Apr 05 at 01:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
does ur boss have your number, cos if he doesnt how is he supposed to know it was you???
Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by Richie
say your phone got nicked and get a new phone rather quick


Richie
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10th Apr 05 at 10:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
less than 24 hours to anal intrusion
Ben
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quote:
Originally posted by Woollard
does ur boss have your number, cos if he doesnt how is he supposed to know it was you???


yeh he defianatly has my number.

ill get lubed up before turning up tomorrow
Sam
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10th Apr 05 at 16:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Richie
less than 24 hours to anal intrusion


"It's the final countdown!..."
Antz
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11th Apr 05 at 00:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
And counting
mav
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11th Apr 05 at 02:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


nearly done this a few times...not to boss though
Skipz
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11th Apr 05 at 08:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Monday Update would be nice

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