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luisa
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30th Mar 05 at 15:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by M2RV H
quote:
Originally posted by luisa
pmsl i thought they did have a bus, down here they are called window lickers!! (damn i'm going to hell)


u are exactly a year younger then me




cool
Ally
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30th Mar 05 at 15:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by luisa
pmsl i thought they did have a bus, down here they are called window lickers!! (damn i'm going to hell)


called that here 2
M2RTY
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
quote:
Originally posted by luisa
pmsl i thought they did have a bus, down here they are called window lickers!! (damn i'm going to hell)


called that here 2


the "short bus" is the technical term
--Dave--
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OJC, what you need to do is pretend to be one of these, maybe that way they won't take any interest in you.

When they get on start shaking in your seat and grabbing hold of the rails like you're spazzing out, guaranteed nobody will come near you.

Either that or start bashing your head on the window, don't stop if you see blood this is perfectly natural, just carry on until it's time to get off.

M2RTY
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-wylo-
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quote:
Originally posted by M2RV H
i have your class photo here

shame u were ill that day





PMSL!!
M2RTY
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30th Mar 05 at 15:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

and just to clear things up im not taking the piss, they have a website and everything

Tom
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30th Mar 05 at 15:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I am a reatrd infcat that's my scohol pictuer you bsrtads i'm on the far lfet
--Dave--
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you look like you're trying to get out of the picture
luisa
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
I am a reatrd infcat that's my scohol pictuer you bsrtads i'm on the far lfet


does that mean we can call you Beavis!!! fpmsl
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
you look like you're trying to get out of the picture


I was, d-d-d-don't you tihnk i look lkie that boy sumb-b-b-bodee did a phtosohop of with the long neck her ha ha haa
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by luisa
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
I am a reatrd infcat that's my scohol pictuer you bsrtads i'm on the far lfet


does that mean we can call you Beavis!!! fpmsl


No
luisa
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
quote:
Originally posted by luisa
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
I am a reatrd infcat that's my scohol pictuer you bsrtads i'm on the far lfet


does that mean we can call you Beavis!!! fpmsl


No


but i thought that was you!!
Ben
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Originally posted by Ojc
Now I could drive to work everyday if I so wished, but I don't and have only ever done it once as when I was banned I got into the habbit of having to use the bus and just carried on doing it.

Anyway, its easter holidays for kids so hardly any traffic and the bus does'nt get full up at all.

So today, can someone explain to me why when there are plenty of empty seats all around me this woman has to sit next to me?

She then proceeds to rummage around in her bag for the remainder of the journey thus her elbows digging into my sides every second, why do people have no understanding of personal space? Ok if the bus is packed but it was'nt.

Another one, at 9am on the dot the residents of the local funny farm are released into the big wide world.

So they are all cued up at the bus stop, now if the bus manages to get past this bus stop before 9am everyone on the bus is spared the chor of having to sit next to these people. WHY are they allowed out? They get on the bus, they fart, talk to people you cant understand what they are saying as most of them are down sydrome and are a fcuking nuisance, most of them have behaviour problems and start beating there head against the perspex windows, which sometimes can be quite amusing as long as there not sat next to you.

I am fed up with it.



very harsh but very funny
Nismo
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc

Another one, at 9am on the dot the residents of the local funny farm are released into the big wide world.

So they are all cued up at the bus stop, now if the bus manages to get past this bus stop before 9am everyone on the bus is spared the chor of having to sit next to these people. WHY are they allowed out? They get on the bus, they fart, talk to people you cant understand what they are saying as most of them are down sydrome and are a fcuking nuisance, most of them have behaviour problems and start beating there head against the perspex windows, which sometimes can be quite amusing as long as there not sat next to you.





I want to put you in my attic and poke you with a stick
loo_goblin
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they are most likely not downs syndrome kids as they dont require to be looked after in a funny house as u say.

My sis has downs so i know a lot of downs kids and adults and they are basically 'normal' but things take a while to learn etc.

The spacks on the bus are most likely other disabilties as downs people can easly take care of themselves and dont require full time supervison like in a funny home.
M2RTY
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my g/f is a special needs working and at uni studying disability studies
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quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
@ the names


c mitch
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oliver lol at this thread i have tears running down my cheek!

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