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Colin
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26th Mar 05 at 13:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by cabric_corsa
every 1 aquaplanes sideways ? i have not


You havnt lived then
Carr
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Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
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26th Mar 05 at 13:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Colin
quote:
Originally posted by cabric_corsa
every 1 aquaplanes sideways ? i have not


You havnt lived then


And obviously don't have massssssive wide tyres
Drew
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26th Mar 05 at 13:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

when im picking my nose, i still manage not to crash
Colin
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26th Mar 05 at 13:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Drew
when im picking my nose, i still manage not to crash


Do you store the snot under the seat or roll it up and ping it out the window???
Drew
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26th Mar 05 at 13:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

window of course, my car is not a storage area for used snots
cabric_corsa
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Registered: 26th Nov 03
Location: Whitby, North Yorkshire
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26th Mar 05 at 13:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

can some1 please tell me were i said i was picking my nose ?
Colin
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26th Mar 05 at 13:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Does insurance cover for accidents which occur while picking your nose

What do you put on the claim form....yeah I was driving down the road digging out a huge greener when all a sudden bang this parked fiesta came flying at me from nowhere and I hoofed it right into the back of it
Jay
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26th Mar 05 at 13:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Colin
quote:
Originally posted by cabric_corsa
actually i was driving on a estate i had just set off from my house i had had a nose bleed and checked into my rear view mirror to see it had started bleeding or not again


There you go then should never take your eyes off the road!!


And you'v never taken your eyes off the road hmmm forgot you was perfect ??
cabric_corsa
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26th Mar 05 at 13:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

colin for the last time I WAS NOT PICKING my nose
Rob B
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26th Mar 05 at 13:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

u got chrome speedlines ?
Colin
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26th Mar 05 at 13:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by JayMSRi
quote:
Originally posted by Colin
quote:
Originally posted by cabric_corsa
actually i was driving on a estate i had just set off from my house i had had a nose bleed and checked into my rear view mirror to see it had started bleeding or not again


There you go then should never take your eyes off the road!!


And you'v never taken your eyes off the road hmmm forgot you was perfect ??


Nope

Maybe not perfect but ive not had an accident or claim in almost 6 yrs driving
Drew
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26th Mar 05 at 13:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

did you get a big greeny out thou cabric?
Colin
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26th Mar 05 at 13:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by cabric_corsa
colin for the last time I WAS NOT PICKING my nose


Bet you were aswell.....dirty fucking cunt
Drew
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26th Mar 05 at 13:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by cabric_corsa
colin for the last time I WAS NOT PICKING my nose!!! i was trying to get a small bit of poo out of my arse



sick fker
cabric_corsa
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26th Mar 05 at 14:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

no i dont have speedlines i have 17 inch phantoms
the_legend_of_yrag
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26th Mar 05 at 14:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Colin is just being awkward
Dan. T
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26th Mar 05 at 16:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Cabric corsa, sorry to hear about your accident, hope it gets sorted soon
Charlene
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26th Mar 05 at 16:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Colin
quote:
Originally posted by Charlene


I do agree with your point though, but give him some slack


That is slack

Charlene can I give it to you tight please


CorsAsh
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26th Mar 05 at 16:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Colin lost it round the Analring...
Colin
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26th Mar 05 at 17:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Colin lost it round the Analring...


I spun off the ring and landed in the pits Sweaty & Hairy it was

[Edited on 26-03-2005 by Colin]
Charlene
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26th Mar 05 at 17:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Colin lost it round the Analring...


Whos analring
the_legend_of_yrag
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26th Mar 05 at 17:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Colin lost it round the Analring...


My analring?


Yes yours
1600power
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Registered: 22nd Apr 04
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26th Mar 05 at 18:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

dont worry about some of the knobs on here saying you must have been going fast to rear end sumone, because obviously anyone involved in an accident was going to fast driving like a dik etc.

Its all to easy to cause big damage to a car doing nothing speeds. in my old fiesta i was behind a jeep and there was a massive gap, i presumed it went and it amazingly hadnt!

my fault yes and it trashed 2 headlights, my bonnet, front panel, bumper and radiator (all this at sub 5 mph)

It was repaired the following day much like your corsa probebly will be mate so dont worry to much
Charlene
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26th Mar 05 at 18:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by the_legend_of_yrag
quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Colin lost it round the Analring...


My analring?


No mine


That sounds about right
CorsAsh
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26th Mar 05 at 18:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Colin lost it round the Analring...


Whos analring


It's a challenge, complete it in under 10 mins andColin gives you a prize.

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