Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Hagger
"I often have erotic fanrasies abvout having poo for my tea"
Oh god this has to be marc  
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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Originally posted by CoastalCorsa
i think I'm a sex addict, but I'm not sure. I've slept with almost every girl I know - including my girlfriend's mom and all her friends, my girlfriends sister, my sisters friends, my moms friends and this woman who works for my dad. But I can't get enough. I even slept with this girl who works at the arcade...sje wasnt even hot but she had great cleavge. Tomorrow my family is going to this family reunion and I'll probably sleep with my brothers wife again. I'm 15m
This one made me laugh the most. Hes probrably a virgin and has wanked over his post many times since
Colin? is it you? 
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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I routinely felate my brother in his sleep. He doesn't know, but he always wakes up with a smile.
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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i fantasize about getting brutalized by a woman
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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Ok where to start...
Well I've been in a relationship with a girl for about 3 years. Like all relationships we have our ups and downs but overall we are very happy.
Well recently her mother has moved in with us, temporarily. I've gotten on well with her mother and my girlfriend gets on with her really well, like best friends. Her mum was 13 when she had her (making her only 10 years older than me) and they were both raised by my girlfriend's grandma (still following me?). So they behave like sisters practically.
Anyway I suspected that her mother was watching us while we were having sex. Sometimes the door would be slightly open in the bedroom when I was 99% certain I had closed it, and often after sex her mother would have a guilty, but approving, smile on her face. It was all very suspicious.
I asked my girlfriend to confront her mother about this. She said she did and I hadn't noticed anymore suspicious things for a while.
But one afternoon we were at a pub together and they were filling me up with alcohol. Buying me everything. I thought nothing of it but looking back damn I should have seen it coming. Night came and we went home where we drank some more, I was so drunk that I don't really recall what happened after that.
My girlfriend says all three of us fucked all through the night. The only thing I remember is waking up in the morning with her mother riding my cock while my girlfriend was watching. Needless to say I was shocked. I finished off the job because I am a horny bastard but I don't know what to do.
All three of us have had sex since, actually quite often, but I'm not sure I want to keep doing it. It just feels so wrong. I really feel like this girl could be the one but I don't want to be 40 years old talking to her and remenising about the times we fucked her mother when we were younger. It just feels so wrong.
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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i seriously hate george w. bush. if i got the chance, id punch him in the face to wipe that stupid little smirk away.
Finally something sensible 
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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I want to have a 3some with the Simpson sisters, Lisa and Maggie.
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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i have a hot girlfriend and wandering eyes. if my penis were larger i would not hesitate to stick it to other hot chicks. i want to rob a bank.
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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I once masturbated with a vibrating plush toy my mom gave me as a gift. I couldn't get the smell out and had to throw it away, then lie that the dog had chewed on it.
Giggling Elmo I presume
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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I masturbated in my wifes mouth when she was passed out drunk one night
Top bombing 
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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i love eating food. food is so good. the bad thing about food is it makes you go poo and i look silly on the john. if it werent for pooping food would be great, but its still good.
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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i have just masterbated to a confesion on this site
So fuckin wrong!!!
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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i swear to god ill mash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother out for a nice sea food dinner and never call her again
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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i'm a gay 18 y/o boy, and i have it fucking bad for my 13 y/o first cousin. he's a skater boy and i jerk off every night thinking about sucking his dick.
Isn't Smiffie 18 years old?
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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I fucked my brother while he was asleep, and I was eating a snack pack.
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Cavey
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Registered: 11th Nov 02
Location: Derby
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Getting a bit carried away with this aren't you Matt
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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I have been in the US for 2 months and I hate it. Compared to people from other countries, I have found Americans are ignorant, self-centerd and stupid. What's worse is I'm here for a long while, so I hope I'm proven wrong...
24/f/aus
Amen 
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Cavey
Getting a bit carried away with this aren't you Matt
Fack orf
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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One day a fucking shark will eat me. I fucking know it. Fucking sharks have to fuck everything up.
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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I regret letting my ex-girlfriend take my virginity.
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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My dad walked in on me giving my brother a bj. He agreed to not tell mom if I let him mess around with me sometimes. Sometimes he comes in my room after mom is asleep and puts it inside me. He made me take the pill so he can go inside. It hurt at first, now I like it. My brother also tries to do me, but I like dad better. Sometimes I will let my brother do it if I want him to leave me alone. I had my dad one night, and my brother came in after he left. This is getting weird and I think my mom knows anyway.
I'm 14.
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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I am going to fuck miss Tickle up one day. I am going to wait until the bell rings and hide in a bush near her car until she comes out and beat her into a paraplegic bloody pulp, but the best thing is.. I will love every minute of it! Fucken old slut. I will wait 30 years until all the pshyio therapy has healed her, and then beat her sensless with her own calculator.
I wonder how she will like that so she can fucking stop calling me to room 21. I love pandas
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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my friend and i are going to be mary-kate and ashley for halloween. and we are going to do coke just because it goes along with the costume.
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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I would never vote for Bush. But I'd fuck him.
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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I had sex with a girl in the Jainitors closet at school and they kicked me out. WTF dude? Its my closet!
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