Colin
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Originally posted by SetH
with each one of your stories i am remembering things.
think i was about 9/10 and walking home from work i couldnt hold my dump in any longer and i shat my pants. i got home and stuffed the shitty pants in behind the bog, my mum found them a few months later
PMSFL
I shat myself when I was about 14 when I was doing my paper round
I was just halfway through so just got on with it and limped home about an hour later
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Marc
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Thoday
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u sick fuckers
i can gladly say i never shat myself as a kid 
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Colin
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Originally posted by Thoday
u sick fuckers
i can gladly say i never shat myself as a kid
I bet you did.....unless you were a golden child and skipped the nappy stage
I know plenty ppl that have shat themselves, just most wont admit it
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dave17
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i remember when i shit myself and i threw the pants out my bedroom window and onto the porch roof, then my dad came home from work, got the ladder out and picked em off there, its the lil window in this pic (far left)
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dave17
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am lovin my sig
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Colin
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My mate done this one night I was staying over and chucked them into neighbours garden......the old man next door came over in the morning and asked are these urs
I was creasing myself
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Thoday
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i once chucked a mates mum's huge nickers and bra out the window onto their next door neighbours shed roof.. i used to use the bra as a hat as it was sooo fooking huge.. she was a big lass
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pedals
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My pal's big brother told her that if you snort a tic-tac up one nostril then it would come out the other! needless to say there was a lot of pain trying to get the tic-tac out!
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Ally
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watching my brother ride his bike into a parked car and seeing his leg break
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RCoughtrie
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me and my friend Chris age both 13 at the time, were out in a frosty night.... and found a turnip that had frozen over, so we decide to play football with it.. a good hour went by and I decided it was time to try brake it..... not so far up the road was a wall over to an old folks home, which I thought was ideal to whack it off... anyways up we go and whack it off the wall a good few times, until I whacked it over the wall and into and old mans window....... we ran like the clappers up to my friends house where I started to panic as I thought the police would dust the frozen turnip and find my finger prints...... I confessed to my mum a few hours later and went up to say sorry.... no answer to his door the old guy had taken an asthma attack with shock and was taken to the hospital
[Edited on 17-03-2005 by RCoughtrie]
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Tim
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quote:
Originally posted by RCoughtrie
not so far up the road was a wall over to an old folks home, which I thought was ideal to whack it off... anyways up we go and whack it off the wall a good few times, until I whacked it over the wall and into and old mans window.......
Um that's sick man 
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CorsAsh
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I shot my brother in laws nephew in the head with a crossbow. I'm sure he still finds that memory distrubing. I however wish I'd finished him off.
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chr15barn3s
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lol dirty mind tim
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RCoughtrie
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maybe i could of phrased that a bit better
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MarkW
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i've almost just died from laughter at this thread
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Colin
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I stabbed a mate in the baws with a screw driver once aswell in a play fight....didnt quite mean to like but it was qinda funny, well for me it was
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R Lee
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the warm feelings of pooping in your pants, bliss 
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Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by Richard Lee
the warm feelings of pooping in your pants, bliss
I always new I wasnt the only 1
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SetH
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me 2, ive never fuckign laughed so much when reading a thread, thank fcuk im all alone atm
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R Lee
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i wonder how many girls have pooped their pants 
imagine shitting yourself whilst wearing a thong... nice
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SetH
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ROFLMFAO
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Colin
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Thong
At least with boxers you can clean up and yop them in the bin
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J da Silva
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I used to go to a 'pitch n putt' alot with my mates, was only 11 at the time, and I was quite decent at golf, there's 4 of my mates and we'd played a few holes, so placed my ball on the tee, and one of my mates points out that a couple are shagging to the right of the hole, they knew we were staring, as they kept looking at us and we laughed very loudly, anyway I eventually stopped giggling and faced the fact that this lad had not shot his load yet, I tried my best to contain myself, what did I do? I fucking sliced it didn't I?  BASTARD!!
She had nice tits though and shortly after I started getting regular erections
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Skipz
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best embarrassing memory for me was probably beign held at gun point in singapore i had been digging in the garden in Australia and found a keyring lighter shaped as a gun i was about 8 at the time and thought nothing of it.. cleaned it up and kept it... went through customs in Singapore and as i walked through the metal detector the keyring set off the alarm, my mum and dad were in hysterics cos i was taken to a room full off police and shit i was bricking it
on a different note when i was about 10-11 my mate got grounded so to defy his dad he jumped out his bedroom window (which was upstairs) and landed right on top of his mountain bike (balls crunched on the saddle) he was in hospital for 5 weeks
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