Adam-D
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i wrote my name on a vanished wooden desk with litmus fluid
didnt realise it buned so hot 
i lit it, it took the varnish off and there was my name pernament into the desk
in big letters
so what did i do so i didnt get found out
i emptied the bottle on the desk spread it around, lit it and took all the varnish off 
[Edited on 02-02-2005 by Adam-D]
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Doug
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Oh i forgot!
Getting cans of lynx and using them as flame throwers when people were on the bogs lol
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TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by Adam-D
i wrote my name on a vanished wooden desk with litmus fluid
didnt realise it buned so hot
i lit it, it took the varnish off and there was my name pernament into the desk
in big letters
so what did i do so i didnt get found out
i emptied the bottle on the desk spread it around, lit it and took all the varnish off
[Edited on 02-02-2005 by Adam-D]
FPMSL
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drunkenfool
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quote:
Originally posted by Mad Moe
I remember when I was about 14 going to lessons on LSD which wasfunny in it's self the teacher couldn't understand why there was 5 of us rolling on the floor pissing our selves laughing for no apparent reason At which point we thought it was a good idea to leave for the day
HAHAHAHHA!! I did cake on a thursday night ones (first time i did it) and i was still WRECKED the next day, that was pretty funny. Also took mushrooms just before maths once in college. Never again!
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Mad Moe
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Mushrooms are pure evil and dont think i'd ever of consider taking them in school. As for the special cakes I know a lad who made one in his Food Tech lesson and sold it in squares at lunch time
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Nismo
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i smashed all the windows to the hall with a basket ball at lunch on the night of the musical , however i got suspened 
but was fooking funny
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3CorsaMeal
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i got touched up by a female teacher from australia, she was touching me under the table 
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Twiggy
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Did you touch her back?
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Bonney
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looks like science where just a lesson to mess around.
only thing i can remember was popping hydrogen when it made that weired noise and a flame
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
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One of the girls in my music class used to eat ink cartridges and spit them at the teacher, she also threw a few keyboards out the window in one lesson
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by REDSPORT
Did you touch her back?
should of done
was young and innocent at the time 
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Rims
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Tried to get a cow in a fire exit at lunchtime.....was amusing!
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Hammer
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Had one of they tv remote watches, every time the daft old techy teacher moved away from the tv we'd turn it off til he became so frustrated he just stood still in the one spot beside the tv n never moved, even when other teachers etc came into the class
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welshdude
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Registered: 6th Feb 03
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One boy took a flying Bruce Lee style kick at the the mirror in the PE changing room
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welshdude
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And another....A boy was having an argument with his girlfriend when the teacher left the room, she ended up pushing him and his hand went straigh through a window, he laid down on the floor and went to sleep in shock haha
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dave17
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remember my mate had one of those watches that u could change the channel on the tv, were in a science lesson, n he kept turning over to neighbours, was so funny, teacher didnt know wot was goin on, kept looking down at the controller in her hand looking confused
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Coblet
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Lunchtime one day (early last year, I'm Upper Sixth now), we got hold of some extra strong stink bombs and found the keys to the canteen doors. We went into the communal year 7-9 canteen (hehehe), dumped the stink bombs (about 4) around the room, and then locked the doors.... pegged it.
It was so funny watching from outside as everyone was suffocating inside, and couldn't find the keys to the windows and doors
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Skipz
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Registered: 23rd Aug 03
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At primary school i hated this one teacher... Mr Ballard.. so when he was at his desk working away i slid out my chari under my desk under his tied his shoe laces together and sat back in my chair the dozy old cunt was none the wiser he fell flat on his face when he went to open the door for someone carrying stuff for the class
I used to Cycle to primary school, a boy used to have a racer thing and we all had mountain bikes or BMX's, his racer had quick release wheels and seat.. so we released them and hid them on top of the bike hut
used to spit in the custard or empty the Salt or peper in a sauce of somekind at the canteen in high school
Best one was when we had a new kid start School at primary school, he started acting the hard man and bullied a mate of mine, so when i got Suspended for 10 days for smacking a boy with a cricket bat, i walked down to the school with my Uncles Rottweiler Rocky, Walked up to my mate and walked him home ( He stayed next door to me) the bully went to go for him and i let Rocky go and he growled and barked and the bully sh!t himself hit the deck in tears and ended up pissing himself in fear cos Rocky was standing over the top of him... He never laid a finger on my mate again
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CraigyG
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Sent an email to my music teacher saying music was crap and put a different name on the email but my email addy had my name on it i got batterd by all the teachers but i & other people found it really funny
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N90ATH
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lol we did loads at school. the usual pising about ins cience with bunsen burners and the magnesium theft etc.
we filled the staff room celling with fish and poured a crate of lacatives in to the teachers water cooler as well that was quite a laugh watching teachers run from one side of the school to the satff toilets lol.
in the 6th from we climbed into the celing and stole food from the canteen as u could get in we put a tape recorder above the heads office and recored staff meeting and ppls gettin expelled.
our school was like a flat pack sorta thing and when messing around in the corridor playin american football 5 of us ended up goin through a wall into some yr 8 class, the teachers went mental all of use and the kids were laughing are arses off.
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ChazSXi
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i put a sausage roll in my goegraphy teachers pencil case which was left for a few days and it went mank!
also put a 5 pins underneath a substitute french teachers jacket and he shit himself when he sat on it and nearly cried!
oh and me and my mate were messin about outside re and we got a bit to rough and we both fell through the wall and into the class! pmsl
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Carr
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in primary school we used to wet bits of tissue and twang them to the roof with rulers which was funny until someone got caught doing it and had to clean them all down. wasn't me tho so i wasnt bothered.
also used to steal stuff from the stock room like chalks and markers to start with to write stuff down the park (only in primary school then) then we started stealing paper but got caught when one of my mates stole a massive tub of pva glue and his mum found it in his bag and asked where he had got it from. then we turned ourselves in like real men
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ChazSXi
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also set fire to an argos catalogue with a heater and mixed up pva glue in the white paint so it never dried white and fucked up someones DT project!
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by ChazSXi
also put a 5 pins underneath a substitute french teachers jacket and he shit himself when he sat on it and nearly cried!
he shot himself in school? That's rough 
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Charlene
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My mate locked a spanish teacher in the cupboard at secondary school
Also we had a jewish science teacher and someone put a pork pie on hes desk and he went offit, we all got detention
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