Greasemonkey
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Got another one, had quite an unlucky school life, sat in french once, not knowing my flies were open, got up to walk across room to fetch some paper or summit, sat back down feeling the breeze through my undercrakers, i looked down to see my little fella sat there in my lap it had swung out my pants whilst walking, the amazing part is no one seen hehe, so got away with that one, the thought was embarrassing enough though
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willay
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Tom
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Indeed
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Carly
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this threads brilliant
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RCoughtrie
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i like this thread
Not me this one but i bet she was embarrassed
Was in french with all my class and a guy called matin went out for the toilet and a few mins later a lass called linda went out behind him after about 20 mines martin came back then linda with all this white gunkie shit all over the back of her skirt, the teacher saw it and thought it was gum wiped it off for her, wasnt untill we got out the class we found out it was martins cum
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willay
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scotland is ghetto
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Tom
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Fucks this was in secondary school I hope
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Alex
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TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by RCoughtrie
i like this thread
Not me this one but i bet she was embarrassed
Was in french with all my class and a guy called matin went out for the toilet and a few mins later a lass called linda went out behind him after about 20 mines martin came back then linda with all this white gunkie shit all over the back of her skirt, the teacher saw it and thought it was gum wiped it off for her, wasnt untill we got out the class we found out it was martins cum
this is the best so far 
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S1MON
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sat in 'A'level english, doing some play thing, i farted just as the whole class went silent....... teacher responsed to the hystrics "its only natural"
she was so right
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Bonney
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i fell over in PE playing rugby and broke me collorbone, it hurt like crazy
i had to be carried back to the changing rooms by the pe teacher, had me arm in a sling for a few months after that
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Dan. T
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Think the most embarrassing for me was when id get a stiffy for know reason what so ever & the teacher asked me to hand out paper for a test to everyone 
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Corsa Sport Gav
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quote:
Originally posted by Dan. T
Think the most embarrassing for me was when id get a stiffy for know reason what so ever & the teacher asked me to hand out paper for a test to everyone
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Dom
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Only one that really embarrassed me was me getting boner during a English GCSE exam just as it was about to end...and I had to leg it to my bag with my hand in my blazer pockets trying to cover it up - everyone looked at me and I just said it was cold in the hall 
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Martyn
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im in yr 11 now and last week I was walking through a croud of people and someone chucked somethin at me and hit my head so I turned around and with out thinking punched the teacher in the face thinking it was the kid. Cause the teacher is lyke 5ft
I'm now permenatly exspelled and can only go in for my GCSE's
BTW this is not a laughting matter
[Edited on 01-02-2005 by Martyn]
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Dr Pepper
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quote:
Originally posted by Martyn
im in yr 11 now and last week I was walking through a croud of people and someone chucked somethin at me and hit my head so I turned around and with out thinking punched the teacher in the face thinking it was the kid. Cause the teacher is lyke 5ft
I'm now permenatly exspelled and can only go in for my GCSE's
BTW this is not a laughting matter
[Edited on 01-02-2005 by Martyn]
I wouldnt bother going in... doesnt sound like you will do very well
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Martyn
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yesh I though this also, I feel teachers at my school hate me
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Ben
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i got caught with my fingers up my head of years daughter behind the sports hall, luckly the dinner lady did not say anything , i think she was as embarressed as we were , i think she thought we were smoking
[Edited on 01-02-2005 by Ben]
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Martyn
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben
i got caught with my fingers up my head of years daughter behind the sports hall, luckly the dinner did not say anything , i think she was as embarressed as we were , i think she thought we were smoking
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Mine was in Year 4 , Miss Browns class, girl called Karen , surname with remain a mystery incase she reads this , there was about 4 of us on her table , she decided to go under the table with a selection of wax crayons and place them in herself !! You know what im getting at, the teacher caught Tucker ( Chris ) playin around with her under the table, im 22 now and this plays fresh in my memory and when ever im home and see my mates we cry laughing over the day that happened. True story aswell
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I was waiting for my mates one dinnertime in a busy corridor, went to lean back against the wall but all there was behind me was a bin, I then found myself sat in this bin infront of everone, got stuck too
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Originally posted by TNM
EVEN THO I POSTED IT I DONT THINK IVE GOT ANY EMBARRASSING MOMENTS AT SCHOOL!
Being fat and ginger maybe?? 
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chanel
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i farted whilst stretching in p.e class.
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Ian
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This one is about my mate, two stories actually, we were sat out on the field next to the yard one summer, just started lower sixth which had girls in, rest of the school was all boys so we were like  girls and a few people were having a bit of a kick about, the ball came bouncing over so my mate thought he'd impress the ladies by jumping up and kicking it back in to the game, except he didn't quite make it fully vertical (if you've ever tried to go from sitting down to running you'll know what I mean) and kind of stumbled about trying to carry on getting up while running towards the ball, sadly there was a small bump in the ground as well and he didn't make it, fell flat on his face and his belt buckle dug a foot long line out of the grass. He also missed the ball
The same guy passed his test a few days and before he bought a car was using his dads, I won't name the car because it will identify him but it was fairly upmarket for a sixth form student, took this girl out cruising in the lunch hour and was driving very carefully, too carefully because they were stopped at lights and she was like 'what are you stopped for, they're green'.
There was this other guy as well, on his birthday we tied him to a chair, legs on the front legs and arms on the back bit and put him on the field in full view of the rest of the school but it was a bit boring with him just sitting there so two lads turned him upside down so he was only touching the floor with his knees and forehead
The same guy from stories 1 and 2 used to sit at the back of the class and is a bit famous for dropping monster farts, dropped one and the row he was sitting on all started complaining, then the row in front, then the row in front, after about 10 minutes the teacher eventually was like 'what the hell died in here'
I'll think of more no doubt
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Icy
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was one time in physics, the window is facing the big playgroung and the maths buildin on other side and surroundin it is a mound like hill, durin the lesson few of us we're starin out the window, lil asian kid comes out maths buildin, walks round behind the buildin starts to walk up the hill, 2 thirds up stops and rushes back down, drops his trousers n takes a shit we're all in hysterics as someone said MISS look hes takin a shit. we're all laughin, shes smirkin and quickly goes tells another teacher to get someone to go stop him
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