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Skipz
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charlene your avatar pic scares me...................
Skipz
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scares me too

Charlene
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Why does it scare ya?
Skipz
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blurred out faces....
Charlene
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They aint blurred out just abit blurry
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An Irishman, a Scotsman, and an English man walk into the bar.

The barman says: "Is this some kind of joke"
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blurred and funny faces............
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quote:
Originally posted by Ren
An Irishman, a Scotsman, and an English man walk into the bar.

The barman says: "Is this some kind of joke"




quality
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Well i cant explain the blurred bit, but the funny faces, i was abit drunk
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Faces have been blurred to protect the identities of those Charlene and Donna involved
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quote:
Originally posted by Ren
An Irishman, a Scotsman, and an English man walk into the bar.

The barman says: "Is this some kind of joke"
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Skipz
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David beckham ha rejected an £8million transfer to newcastle united..

in a press statement beckham gave the following reasons.." i dont like what the toon army done to thailand!"
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night folks.................
Skipz
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night mav
Charlene
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Byeeeeeeee, but its only early
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
Byeeeeeeee, but its only early


1 beer left gonna watch the footie then bed...........or play cm5..........
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Guy goes into a bar with his pet monkey. The monkey climbs on the bar, picks up a peanut and shoves it up its arse before taking it out and eating it... The barman's sickened by this and warns the guy that he won't tolerate that in his pub.

So then the monkey grabs another nut, larger this time, and repeats the whole thing.

After seeing this a few times with bigger and bigger nuts, the barman is ready to throw the man and his pet out, but can't help asking first:

"Why the hell does that filthy little animal keep doing that???"

"Oh, it's ever since he swallowed a pool ball... he makes sure whatever he eats will fit through his arsehole..." replies the man
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whats red 12 inches long and hangs infrotn of an arsehole?

tony blairs tie

[Edited on 23-01-2005 by h18_oab]
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