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Charlene
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Mattb
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
No, why would i


You'd arrive, get drunk, make some flirty comment & then all of a sudden Icy will mount you & start filling your fanny with his wang. Then Half Pint & Stocker would see what was going on & take up positions in the remaining holes (Ass & mouth) Nismo will then say "I have a bellybutton" & start to shag yours. Then everyone else will se whats happening & have a bash.

Next thing you know your welded to the nearest tent with semen & the whole of CS is exhausted


(Something along these lines anyway)


FPMSL

your soo wude young man...
Paul_J
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I'll be there in some french crap
Skipz
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
No, why would i


You'd arrive, get drunk, make some flirty comment & then all of a sudden Icy will mount you & start filling your fanny with his wang. Then Half Pint & Stocker would see what was going on & take up positions in the remaining holes (Ass & mouth) Nismo will then say "I have a bellybutton" & start to shag yours. Then everyone else will se whats happening & have a bash.

Next thing you know your welded to the nearest tent with semen & the whole of CS is exhausted


(Something along these lines anyway)


Lmao
Andy Stocker
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
No, why would i


You'd arrive, get drunk, make some flirty comment & then all of a sudden Icy will mount you & start filling your fanny with his wang. Then Half Pint & Stocker would see what was going on & take up positions in the remaining holes (Ass & mouth) Nismo will then say "I have a bellybutton" & start to shag yours. Then everyone else will se whats happening & have a bash.

Next thing you know your welded to the nearest tent with semen & the whole of CS is exhausted


(Something along these lines anyway)


dave17
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
No, why would i


You'd arrive, get drunk, make some flirty comment & then all of a sudden Icy will mount you & start filling your fanny with his wang. Then Half Pint & Stocker would see what was going on & take up positions in the remaining holes (Ass & mouth) Nismo will then say "I have a bellybutton" & start to shag yours. Then everyone else will se whats happening & have a bash.

Next thing you know your welded to the nearest tent with semen & the whole of CS is exhausted


(Something along these lines anyway)


this is the only thing ive read on here when ive truely laughed out loud

masterpiece
R Lee
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that is some seriously excellent sig material, but i don't think ian would approve

dave17
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already onto it

didnt fit tho
R Lee
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lmao
Matt H
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave17
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
No, why would i


You'd arrive, get drunk, make some flirty comment & then all of a sudden Icy will mount you & start filling your fanny with his wang. Then Half Pint & Stocker would see what was going on & take up positions in the remaining holes (Ass & mouth) Nismo will then say "I have a bellybutton" & start to shag yours. Then everyone else will se whats happening & have a bash.

Next thing you know your welded to the nearest tent with semen & the whole of CS is exhausted


(Something along these lines anyway)


this is the only thing ive read on here when ive truely laughed out loud

masterpiece



You knows it


Charlene
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Thoday
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Methinks she likes
Charlene
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Matt H
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She only likes men who are chavs
Charlene
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No i dont
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I'm looking forward to it
Matt H
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Look in your garage


Chav central
Charlene
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Not chavs just the clothes they wear
Lee 16v
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
No, why would i


You'd arrive, get drunk, make some flirty comment & then all of a sudden Icy will mount you & start filling your fanny with his wang. Then Half Pint & Stocker would see what was going on & take up positions in the remaining holes (Ass & mouth) Nismo will then say "I have a bellybutton" & start to shag yours. Then everyone else will se whats happening & have a bash.

Next thing you know your welded to the nearest tent with semen & the whole of CS is exhausted


(Something along these lines anyway)


LMAO that is possibly the funniest thing i have ever seen on this site
Matt H
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quote:
Originally posted by Lee 16v
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
No, why would i


You'd arrive, get drunk, make some flirty comment & then all of a sudden Icy will mount you & start filling your fanny with his wang. Then Half Pint & Stocker would see what was going on & take up positions in the remaining holes (Ass & mouth) Nismo will then say "I have a bellybutton" & start to shag yours. Then everyone else will se whats happening & have a bash.

Next thing you know your welded to the nearest tent with semen & the whole of CS is exhausted


(Something along these lines anyway)


LMAO that is possibly the funniest thing i have ever seen on this site



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so shizzle, Matt you actually going to use your tent this year?
Matt H
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Probably not

I'll use floor as usual
willay
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I'm still trying to get in contact with Trotty
Matt H
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Yeah
willay
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Dont worry, we'll have dis shit licked fo shizzle

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