Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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Getting drunk and climbing on top of a tank parked down the road, and all the army squaddies coming out with spark rifles and scaring 10 shades of shit out of me.
riding my bmx on top of a 6 ft wall only to realise half way accross that once i started there was no turning back, needless to say i made it about 5 foot and stacked.
reversing my dads frontera in my next door neighbours brand new Polo he bought 3 day before.
being chased by a alsation and outrunning it (amazed myself how fast i could run when shitting it)
stealing a milk float and tipping it whilst taking a 90 degree corner at about 30
oh how we laughed
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willay
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
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ben you're a fucking hero!
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Jodi_the_g
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Forgot the classics
1. Me and three mates emptied our shower gel into the spa at the gym bubbles like six foot high. All got bared.
2. Brought a fish for sainsburys and put it in a lads school bag.
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Calum1577
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Registered: 30th Jan 04
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Some of these are mine some my mate.
1. Mate got shot in the eye with an air rifle. No only has one eye.
2. A guy asked me to get in his car and show me where the train station was. I said no so he offered me a fiver. Still said no so he gave me £20. I ran off with the money shouting ur in its car park u f*cking pedo.
3. Playing footie and lobbed the ball over the back fence and through someones green house. Knocked the door, no one home so i got the ball and never said n e more about it.
4. Hit someone with the wing mirror of my dads transit van. Kept driving as it was on a dark scary road. I figured whoever walks that road at that time of night was probably a cnut n e ways.
Got loads more but this post is huge already.
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willay
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quote:
Originally posted by Calum1577
4. Hit someone with the wing mirror of my dads transit van. Kept driving as it was on a dark scary road. I figured whoever walks that road at that time of night was probably a cnut n e ways.
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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shooting cows with ball bearings out of a catapult, across the river. I also managed to chuck a small stone all the way across the river and hit a woman on the head walking her dog on the other side. I blamed it on some kids behind us who had just walked off
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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I shot my brother in laws nephew in the head (with a bow and arrow) 
[Edited on 06-12-2004 by CorsAsh]
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
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throwing a brick at a double glazed window and it bounced off.
erm exploring an old boarded up farm and then once we got in the farm house we realised people were outside so ran for about half a mile to the car carrying touches and tools obly to realise the people were old and we could of walked away and still not been caught! 
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Calum1577
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Registered: 30th Jan 04
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More for you all.
1. Finding the cnut who slept with my g.f at his work and purposly spilling hot coffee all over him. ( i am sure the scares will heal ).
2. Repeating 1. again with the fresh cup he brought me.
3. Tell my mum about it and her classic quote of "But you dont like coffee".
4. Putting out salted peanuts and watching birds drop from the sky.
5. My mate pissed through someones letter box and asked how far it went.
6. Same mate walked into a bank 3 days after it had been held up and had a big stick. He said "This is a stick up" as he raised the stick. "This is a stick down" as he placed it on the floor and legged it up the high street.
7. My mate with one eye chucked a brick through his step dads window then asked for it back so he could make a fort.
8. Stole sweets from the shop 
9. Stole about half an Oz of gange from someones house that i went to after a night out. Didnt mean to do it it just made its way into my pocket.
10. Hearing my mum and step dad at it. Gads 
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Jules S
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Registered: 24th Dec 03
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nicked six roof trusses off a building site while they were working. dismanted them on the site and then proceeded to load up a tescos trolley with the timber....we got about 1/4 mile when the law turned up.
a mate rode nose to tail over a whole street of cars on his bmx. seemed funny at the time (pre car ownership)
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blackula
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Registered: 26th Apr 03
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1. Setting fire to the school toilets with bog roll and white spirit. Cops involved..changed school.
2. Throwing 'kung-fu' stars at toilet doors, expelled for that too.
3. Guy asked me if I wanted to see some puppies at his house, when I was about 9, he then drove off up the road and parked up, so I told next door neighbour, and he drove up to him and beat the shit out of him, like, you couldny even recognise the guy his face was so smacked in. Cops involved with that, somehow, it came down to self defense
4. Making a ramp from a Suffolk punch lawnmower grass box and a plank and jumping it on a Grifter and breaking collarbone and two ribs. that FUCKIN hurt !
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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quote:
Originally posted by Calum1577
9. Stole about half an Oz of gange from someones house that i went to after a night out. Didnt mean to do it it just made its way into my pocket.
Id be so pissed off if that happened to me!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CraigyG
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1) Was at school in RE and we got given are RE books back but i didnt want mine so i burnt it and chucked it out the window, well i thought it would go out but it didn't and smoke was pourin into the class room the teacher set the firebell off and the whole school was on the field fire service came and everything was fookin shittin it, my mate said dont worry they wont know its u but the fire didnt burn my name off the fookin book so they knew it was me how gutted
needless to say i didnt return back to school for a few weeks
2) Was out one friday night and my mate nicked some milk off a milk flot the bloke jumped out and chased him didnt catch him but the coppers did
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Drew
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claire g >> locked out of house when totally pissed, so decided to throw pebbles at window to wake parents up.
picked up pebble (needed a mate to help) and proceded to throw a paving slab thru the kitchen window smashing the tiles on kitchen floor
hello honey  
[Edited on 06-12-2004 by Drew]
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smack
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Registered: 7th Jul 04
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Firing potatoes across a river using a spud cannon at jippos
They were going mad but couldent do anything.
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Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
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Throwing a javelin at me PE teacher for a laugh  I was really naughty at school
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Russ
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how many replies are bs you think? why have all corsa drivers been attacked by paedo's?
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Jodi_the_g
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quote:
Originally posted by RussSxi
how many replies are bs you think? why have all corsa drivers been attacked by paedo's?
lucky not me, though they school has the a person they claim to be one.
Ours was allen round aka roundly on sports day it always use to be run like roundy is behind you.
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Jules S
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we got one of our class mates to pull the local slag...on the basis we would pull a train on her........
when we jumped out from hiding, she thought she was on a good thing (gangbang),
then we pinned her down and shaved her mot... god knows how we got away with it. she was crying all day in school
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kerzo
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i used to be a right wee cunt round my old estate
fired a petrol bomb onto the main road(we were considerate though and waited til no cars were passing  )
a group of 10 of us got roman candles and fired them all at this blokes house one halloween
done the grand national every week which meant we ran through everyones garden's hopping fences and breaking trees
not me but a mate of mine jumped up onto some guy's car to catch a ball that i threw and proceeded to smash through the rear screen.....was a fucking quality catch!!!
going over to our old school and hitting golf balls against windows to see who could hit them the hardest without smashing.
beating up some other people to steal their wood for our own hut.
setting a large portion of the tree area on fire after burning some guy's lego collection.
smashed a window on someone's house with one of those shitty boomerangs....like fuck they come back
regularly went apple picking and followin that joyful event started to throw them at lorries
always used to steal buns at school cos it was simply too easy
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Dave1682
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Location: Cleveland, UK
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When i was a about 10 there was some little huts at this grammar school where I lived (there's now a full blown college there) that me and my bro and his mates used to break into. We'd climb onto the roof and swing down from the roof and kick the wall of the hut just to the side of a window, and the said window would pop open. Once inside we didn't really do anything too bad just looked around, drew on the black board etc.
One day we got chased by the coppers and ended up in the back of a cop car. One lad did well got all the way home, 10 feet from his front door when the copper grabbed him
Also used to torment the next door neighbours Doberman called Rambo, until my mate got dragged in the house by the owner for a more formal meeting with Rambo.
Those were the days!
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
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i rememver once we were climbing on the locla junior school roofs, mostly them flat roof cabins getting all the balls off and playing hide and seek when one of my mates went through the roof into the class roof, cant remember how he got out though 
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j10E W
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Registered: 30th Sep 04
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bump
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smack
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classic thread
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mark_gsi
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hahaha what a thread some of these are mint
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